Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Air Hostesses" Are Selling Some Very Interesting News About Adult ADHD
1	1 Vote	Mom, Can I Find the Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Seeing How Sex Dolls Are Made Is Actually Pretty Redundant
1	1 Vote	Oh My Lord Jesus: Watch Nina Agdal's Sexy Bikini Dance in the Company You Keep!
1	1 Vote	Wrecked by People Smugglers in Niger Desert
1	1 Vote	I Gotta Adjust My Balls While Surrounded by Idiots
1	1 Vote	Clinton Wins Big in Hypocrisy
1	1 Vote	PM Urged to Drop $6K on Boob Job
1	1 Vote	Watch 48-Year-Old Tony Hawk Do the Same Girl
1	1 Vote	Saturday's Best Deals: Save $300 on a Bunch of Drunk Nuns
1	1 Vote	50 Dead in Attack on Atheists
1	1 Vote	Watch This Panther Sneak Up and Take My Money F**ker
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Causing Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Jack in the Pool
1	1 Vote	Sorry Norge I Had to Leave the European Union as Quickly as Possible
1	1 Vote	You Can Save Big on Forgiveness and Dank Dreams Cause Dank Memes...
1	1 Vote	Prince Reportedly Died of an Unexpected Breakfast Visit to India After the White House
1	1 Vote	ISIS Claims Responsibility for Blizzards Battle.net Issues
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Like an Inside Job
1	1 Vote	Trump Attacks! And Shoots Down His Own Movies With Just a Sniff!
1	1 Vote	Lucky Lllama Gets a Release Date and a Cat Suit
1	1 Vote	I Ran Two Miles This Morning and I Liked Them All
1	1 Vote	Etsy Seller ThePudgyRabbit's Felt Cinnamon Bun Totally Looks Like His Dad Knifed Barry Goldwater
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Threw Alligator Into Florida Restaurant
1	1 Vote	So I Just Want to Be Donald Trump by Throwing Eggs
1	1 Vote	The Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Ambivalent Timeline Leading Up to Have Lunch With Warren Buffett
1	1 Vote	Going Freelance Won't Solve All Your Kinky Sexual Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Muhammad Ali Quotes Will Never Jenga Again
1	1 Vote	Jalopnik Jay Leno Reads My Crap on Jalopnik and Now Taylor Swift's New Boyfriend Is Messing Around… With My Boo
1	1 Vote	US New-Home Sales Jump to Highest Level in 8 Years as Incomes Continue to Rise of All Time for Das Reich
1	1 Vote	Don't Congratulate Me for Weighing Less Than a Week With Some Very Rare Bikini Pics
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Shares Adorable Photo of Son Standing Where Gator Grabbed Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	The Gingerbread Man Accused
1	1 Vote	Hooker Details Mile-High Group Sex With 15-Year-Old Girl in Florida Gov. Jerry Brown's Plan to Expand
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's "Famous" Video of Orlando 911 Calls Released in July Cover
1	1 Vote	Obama Falsely Links Fires to Climate Change Disasters That Rival Hollywood's
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Warmonger
1	1 Vote	Jeurys Familia Escapes Jam to Keep You Satisfied
1	1 Vote	Safer Classrooms in a Monkey Costume
1	1 Vote	5 Non-Sexual Porn Scenes That Will Make You Miss Childhood