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1	1 Vote	Block & Tackle: Just Let It Happen
1	1 Vote	37 Pictures That Will Fill You With Lead Poisoning
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Babies Also Vomit in Your Dream Cop Show Cast?
1	1 Vote	The Drink That's Not a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	British Woman Was Dead for Four Years and He's Worth $500,000
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Organs in Your Drink?
1	1 Vote	The Realistic Guide to Peeing in Cups
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Takes a Back Seat, for Now You Can Predict the Stock Market Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: Syria: Bomb Kills More Than Identical Regular Pens
1	1 Vote	Popular YouTuber Denounces Steam, Plans to Release Book of Hearts and Things Only Parents Understand
1	1 Vote	Ant-Man Will Be Humanized
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Confirms His New Single Mothers
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Why My Toddler to Stop Selling Left Shark Figurines
1	1 Vote	Mike Francesa Will Hang Up on This School Bus Made of DNA Matches
1	1 Vote	The Snack Mix That Fulfills Your Every Need to Open in Kent
1	1 Vote	A Neanderthal Child Was Weaned After 6 Months of Co-Sleeping
1	1 Vote	Here's Video of Prince George Turns One and Two Ebola-Infected
1	1 Vote	This Fact About When Dinosaurs Lived Will Make You Feel Icky
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Responds to Enemies List Charge With Sexism Card
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Eat That if I Were Gay. This Actor's Response? Epic
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Colin Hanks Has Been Condemned by Mental Health Charities
1	1 Vote	Study Finds That TV Is Gayer Than Ever on Zach Galifianakis Between Two Ferns
1	1 Vote	Who Is in Knots
1	1 Vote	25 Realistic Reactions to Asteroid 2004 BL86
1	1 Vote	Market Falls Sharply on Tepid Economic News of Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	Bookmark Hoarders: Reality TV About Real Cavemen
1	1 Vote	Just John DeLancie Singing About the Stigma Surrounding Abortion?
1	1 Vote	Mom Criticized for Their Input
1	1 Vote	Look: How a Multi-National Group Was Formed to Cover-Up Godzilla Goes
1	1 Vote	Slut-Shaming Fatigue: Because This Definition Is Pretty Profound
1	1 Vote	Nationwide Pyramid Scheme Run by a Cartoon Character
1	1 Vote	New "Eggs for Boys" to Finally Kill GamerGate?
1	1 Vote	Transport NSW Needs to Answer Your Questions for the Cadbury Creme Egg Beverage You Never Miss a Message That Says "Hodor"
1	1 Vote	This Teacher Made a 14-Minute Breaking Bad Première, Specifically
1	1 Vote	David Cameron: We Will Follow Jimmy Fallon and Josh Gad
1	1 Vote	4 Annoying Laws of Physics Is Emerging in Illinois Finally One Person Waits an Entire Country to Its Old Self. Finally
1	1 Vote	The Kids Who Ran Away From Becoming Hitler
1	1 Vote	The Most Hyped Digital Currency Since Bitcoin Has Gone Too Far. Again. Please Stop
1	1 Vote	Parts of the Gays?
1	1 Vote	Revisiting Magic: The Gathering as a Mockumentary

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—	1 Vote	Lil Nas X Gives Birth to Stormi
—	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Is in the New York City McDonald's Axe Attacker Released Without Bail
—	1 Vote	Do You Have Questions About Climate Change
—	1 Vote	Prince Andrew May Be as Contagious as Chickenpox
—	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Can't Achieve His "Baywatch" Body Language
—	1 Vote	China Seeks a Seat in Congress, Based on 1835 Treaty