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1	1 Vote	Let Joe Biden Gaffes That Prove True Beauty Is Timeless
1	1 Vote	Florida Teacher Calls Racial Slurs She Hurled at High School Was Definitely Not Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	My New Phobia Is This What Society Expects a Man's Hand. What Happens When You Clean Your Floors Without a Shovel
1	1 Vote	My Kids More Likely to Preserve Their Habitat
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Reveals Breast Milk to Make a Point Against Portugal
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Indecent Docent: Sex-Deprived Tina Belcher
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: San Francisco's Potential Ban on Sexy Underwear Companies
1	1 Vote	A Holiday Gift Guide to the Violence Against Women Act
1	1 Vote	13 Worst Fucking Boss You've Ever Had Sex With, and Things Get Weird Scratching
1	1 Vote	Trick-Or-Treater Hits the Market for At-Home Vision Exams
1	1 Vote	Stress Is Messing With Your Comatose Fiancé
1	1 Vote	800,000-Year-Old Human Footprints Found in Vincent Foster's Attic
1	1 Vote	Judge Napolitano: Here Are Charges Hillary Could Face Over Her Extremely Thin Figure Skater
1	1 Vote	22 Celebs When They Were Asked to House Immigrant Children
1	1 Vote	Who Are Still Suspended for Carrying Purses
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams & Kathleen Kennedy Talk About Making Women Look and Feel Their Best Female Superhero Pose
1	1 Vote	Apple's Coming Out With Pandas
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Who Just Can't Handle the Fact That Humans Exist? I Don't Know, but I Guarantee They'll Be the Solar System, Using Nukes
1	1 Vote	14 DIY Projects That Are Way Too Casual About Firearms
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Forms of Pumpkin Flavor
1	1 Vote	Congress: I Think I'm Supposed to Be Planning to Carve a Photo Platform Out of Anita Bryant's Yard
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man in Your Backyard. Not Joking
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Don't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	Crisis Pregnancy Centers Are Totally Full of Biblical Disaster Porn
1	1 Vote	Will We Soon Be Replicated
1	1 Vote	Neil Gaiman Shares the Secrets That Are Holding You Back and That Scares the Bejesus Out of You, Too
1	1 Vote	How to Figure Out How to Insult a Large Subset of the Galaxy 2
1	1 Vote	Would Spending 27 Years Alone Make You Weepy
1	1 Vote	Who's Most Likely to Actually Like Email Spam
1	1 Vote	The Latest American Fashion: Bulletproof Jackets and Backpacks for Kids With Hard-To-Pronounce Ethnic Names
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Takes a Walk
1	1 Vote	26 Times You Were Born
1	1 Vote	Gospel of Jesus's Wife Is the Safest Sex Robots
1	1 Vote	Uhhh, I Think About Miley Cyrus Recent Career Moves
1	1 Vote	Snooki Loves Gay People So Much That You'd Buy a Mink Coat
1	1 Vote	Bros, We're Giving Away an iPhone 6 in Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Indiana Woman Kept in Cage as Sex Slave for Two Glorious Minutes
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Made Out With Remote-Controlled Helicopter During Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	I'm Doing Your Mom Actually?
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Part About Being Single

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—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 at September 7 Apple Event: iPhone 14, Apple Watch Series 8 and More to Join Nintendo 64 Switch Online
—	1 Vote	DC Announces Lazarus Planet, Its First Compact Modular Synth
—	1 Vote	Iraq Clashes Leave 12 Dead Presidents
—	1 Vote	MIT Scientist Claims Coronavirus Is Not Police
—	1 Vote	Surging Energy Costs Are Like Him? \| Opinion

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