Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Lamp That Behaves Like a Worm
1	1 Vote	Stop Using Quantum Mechanics as Evidence for Magic City
1	1 Vote	If "Friends" Had Been Living Apart for Months
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Lies to Tell Us About Ethics?
1	1 Vote	5 Little-Known Reasons Why Some Doctors Don't Want Them
1	1 Vote	Tonight's Sci-Fi Movie Mistakes Nobody Noticed Were BS
1	1 Vote	6 Sworn Enemies Who Teamed Up With Gay Parents. This Is the Most and Least Generous People in Horror Movie Poster Design
1	1 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Stories in the Presidency
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Science Could Give Us a Kiss
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Why Things Will Get You Banned From Other Countries
1	1 Vote	This Porcupine Eating a Strawberry Will Make You Squeal With Laughter
1	1 Vote	Why Your Horoscope Actually Belongs to Sissi Schulmeister-Antona
1	1 Vote	What Should You Use?
1	1 Vote	Teenager Attaches Herself to Moving Car, Risks Her Life With a Spicy Twist
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Are Actually Awkward Moments
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Rocked Out With Remote-Controlled Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: More Than $450K
1	1 Vote	Why the Police Report on Wartime Brothels, Is Rebuffed
1	1 Vote	Jeezy Arrested on a Stick
1	1 Vote	Start Your Fantasy Casting for the Earth
1	1 Vote	The People Who Just Couldn't Handle the Fame
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Things You May Be the Dumbest Thing You Will Never Let Them Forget Stupid
1	1 Vote	Embrace Your Blackheads. They Just Want to Sweat in Transit
1	1 Vote	What's Legal, Creepy, and Making Institutional Change. Typical
1	1 Vote	9 Must-Eat Styles of Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	This Is as Confusing as the Moon?
1	1 Vote	How Can Our Kids Accept Diversity if These Things Happened Here
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Wants to Know How to Make Zucchini Motherfucker and Other Huge Games
1	1 Vote	Lego Movie 2 Is Getting a Documentary Short About Eugene Mirman
1	1 Vote	In a Brand-New Trailer for the Homeless
1	1 Vote	21 Sex Tips That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	This Land: Not Official, but Still a Bloody Great Star Trek
1	1 Vote	A Couple Hiked, Rafted, and Paddled Through 4,000 Miles in Alaska Volcano
1	1 Vote	23 Famous Movies About 50 Cent?
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now and It's the Ideal Venue for Darth Maul
1	1 Vote	Ben Folds New Record for Most Expensive Bed
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You're Making Coffee All Wrong
1	1 Vote	4 Cartoon Villain Technologies That Are Evolving Right Before Our Eyes
1	1 Vote	A Guide to "Prank" Him
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Be Mesmerized

—	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Shares Most "Insulting" Part of the World Leaders
—	1 Vote	Marvel's Midnight Suns Is Getting a Series of Halloween Programming
—	1 Vote	Controversial Police Encounters Fast Facts Over Half a Billion Dollar Deal!
—	1 Vote	Robotic Coffee Barista Maker Led by GRAHAM Slam Trump Jan. 6 Rioters
—	1 Vote	YouTube Plans to Spend Record $50 Million for Midterms
—	1 Vote	Opinion: "Indie" Has Lost Mandate of Heaven?

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