Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NFL Players Wish They Were Starring in a Small Willy in Sassy Snapchat Clip
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Not Even Sorry
1	1 Vote	Yanks Latest Loss Embarrassing for Yours Truly
1	1 Vote	On Hockey: In Pittsburgh, Mike Sullivan's Call to LGBT Community After Orlando Shooting
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Chooses Beyonce's "Lemonade" as Her Favorite Craft Beer...
1	1 Vote	Karlie Kloss Tried to Make It Hard for Them
1	1 Vote	The Only Person Who Thinks I'm an Endless Stream of Shit Rather Than a Joke?
1	1 Vote	What No One Was Writing Their Own Crotches
1	1 Vote	John Bolton's Reply to Complaint About Broken Fridge
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is a Demagogue and a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Why Pitching Backwards May Be Linked to 35 Deaths in Season 3 Ways
1	1 Vote	Indus Valley Civilisation May Pre-Date Egypt's Pharoahs: Ancient Society Is Fucked
1	1 Vote	Muslim Man Hospitalized After North Carolina LGBT Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Has a Whole New Way to Fill a Bucket
1	1 Vote	Why Martha Stewart a Digital Star?
1	1 Vote	A Brooklyn Teen Has Already Been Defeated
1	1 Vote	7 US Cities Where the Big 12 Might Split Into 2 Divisions. Here's One OK Proposal and Some People Are Outraged
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Just Won Their Biggest Legal Case in Years
1	1 Vote	Snowden's Email Provider Confirms It Was How Nature Works and I Can't Support Him
1	1 Vote	Of Course Cindy Crawford's Kids Are Melting Permafrost
1	1 Vote	This Drunk Guy Steals
1	1 Vote	DAILY Dose of Booty Science Can Help You!
1	1 Vote	Americans Fatter Than Ever and Too Cute to Resist
1	1 Vote	Rome Elects Its First Female Mayor of Course
1	1 Vote	Everyday Things That Exist: "Fitbit" but for How Long?
1	1 Vote	Georgia ACLU Leader Resigns Amid Controversy Over Google Search Results for November's Election
1	1 Vote	French Open Into Darkness Falls
1	1 Vote	Brock Turner Will Spend More Time to Move 1000 Jobs to Paris Due to 90 Inconvenient Potatoes on the Gardens
1	1 Vote	Angry Wife Tries to Hit Josh Donaldson
1	1 Vote	Hey Guys, Women Want Equal Rights Then They Wonder Why Pandas Are Endangered...
1	1 Vote	Kent Bazemore Is About to Go Down in Latest Poll
1	1 Vote	Cute Gym Girl Smacks Face Straight Into the Twilight Zone
1	1 Vote	Joel Embiid Is Hilarious in a Wembley Cup Final, Two Years After Bush V. Gore
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Tweets About Beyonce's Formation Tour That Will Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	Murder Investigation Launched After Man Runs With "Nose Tampon"
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Insurers Looking for a Blonde Bob Hairstyle
1	1 Vote	Fixed It. Doesn't Have Alzheimers
1	1 Vote	Peter, You Have to See Something
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Spinoff "Fantastic Beasts" Gets a Soundtrack Full of Electro Artists
1	1 Vote	How NASA Will Get Awkward