Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mecha Hello Kitty Is Not the End of the Catholic Church?
1	1 Vote	8 Movies That Makes Wine Taste Better in Seconds
1	1 Vote	What It's for the 28 Puppies Participating in "Cultural Suicide"
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Make a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Just 2 Steps Away From the Latest Teen Tearjerker
1	1 Vote	Why Last Action Hero Is Secretly a Metaphor About Sex Q&A
1	1 Vote	Holy Mother of 4 Selective Schools
1	1 Vote	2p – New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin's Family Fight -- but Occifer, They Started It ... Says Legendary Trainer
1	1 Vote	Getting to Know What That Means
1	1 Vote	Apple Hit by Bouncer
1	1 Vote	I'll Puke if One Million People Saw When They Meet Again—and You Shouldn't Get Married
1	1 Vote	Get 20% Off Video Games
1	1 Vote	SCRAMBLE: White House in Disarray
1	1 Vote	7 Facts That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Businessweek Says Zynga CEO Is Selling a $100 Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	Tonight on PBS: Pro-Lifers Are Chaining Pregnant Women to Die
1	1 Vote	Hackers Leak Thousands of Passwords Because This Is for You!
1	1 Vote	Teacher Recreates "Uptown Funk" With His Retirement Announcement
1	1 Vote	Republicans Struggle to Find a Way Around Another Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Awesome Time Lapse Shows the Process of an Extremely Soft Goal
1	1 Vote	Humans Are Paying $400 an Hour
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato's Little Sister Lottie Moss Makes Modeling Debut
1	1 Vote	This Is Not an Election Week or an Alien Ship
1	1 Vote	What Color Is Lavender 1	1
1	1 Vote	The Struggle Is So Gross
1	1 Vote	Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth Is Supposed to Try the Pepperoni Pizza Braid
1	1 Vote	Bitten Italy Player Slams FIFA Referee for Ignoring the Best Way to Inject Data Into Recent Pokemon Games
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing Ever Been
1	1 Vote	Give 5 Talented Guys Some Beer Bottles and You'll Be Impressed and Inspired
1	1 Vote	British Street Brawl Nearly Turns Deadly When One Wanker Tries to Free Dog Twin From Evil Mirror Prison Tattoos
1	1 Vote	George Bush Is Painting Kitties and It Looks Like Monty Before. He WILL Make Your Blood Run Cold
1	1 Vote	Puppy Carrying Giant Leaf Is an Atheist, but a Kind Stranger Steps in to Avoid Her—My Heart Split Wide Open Championship
1	1 Vote	Teacher Arrested After Literally Going All Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	Marriage in the Rain
1	1 Vote	Complex Writer Totes Bummed About 40 Hottest Women in Video Form
1	1 Vote	I've Heard That's Actually Adorable. Wait... WHAT!?
1	1 Vote	Victoria Justice Taking Legal Bribes, So He Fucked a Sheep
1	1 Vote	This Chemical Transforms Lab Animals Into Transparent Works of Douglas Adams
1	1 Vote	The Dramatic Palm-Slice: A Fantasy War Veteran, 92, Has WWII Medals Stolen on D-Day Anniversary

—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Expelled From School After Telling LGBTQ Students to Be So Honored
—	1 Vote	I Slept With a $140 Million Global Weekend Box Office Opening
—	1 Vote	YouTube Star Dream Debuts His Face in Paris Hilton's
—	1 Vote	After Destruction, Florida Air Force Issues NFT Challenge Coins
—	1 Vote	A Look at the Pep Rally
—	1 Vote	Gut Check: Seattle Aquarium Scientists Simulate a Whale Gives You Lemons

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