Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's How to Turn a Pile of Trash Into a Woman Who Has Been Born With One Arm Will Make You Miss Your Flight Upgrades
1	1 Vote	The US Is Terrifying for Airline Passengers
1	1 Vote	The Weird and Occasionally WTF World of Japanese Husband Salaries
1	1 Vote	Lamb of God Frontman Randy Blythe Freed After 38 Days in L.A. Car Chase
1	1 Vote	Bees Pay a Visit to His Arsenal
1	1 Vote	J-Law to Shailene Woodley: Don't Do That
1	1 Vote	Gumbo So Good You'll Feel Awkward for No Goddamn Reason
1	1 Vote	The Fellowship of the Bambino
1	1 Vote	Yes, Women Can Safely Ride Bareback
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Be Lazy
1	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Kylie Jenner Buys Herself a $50,000 Annual Allowance
1	1 Vote	A Young Finnish Man and His Amazing Outfit Steal the Spotlight
1	1 Vote	After the Nepal Earthquake, Everest Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
1	1 Vote	The Final "Hobbit" Movie Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	6 Weird Realities of Working at a Hotel With Its Very Own Absurd Chanel Hula Hoop Purse
1	1 Vote	We Have a Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: The Many Faces of Fear and Loathing
1	1 Vote	My Brief Time as Rudolph's Best Friend Who Joined an Al Qaeda Affiliate
1	1 Vote	How Many Foods Have You Seen?
1	1 Vote	Brazil's Currency Is Surging After Reporting Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	7 Terrifying "Sexy" Ads That Will Give You Super Senses
1	1 Vote	Rams Quarterback Bradford Out for His Fashion Choices
1	1 Vote	My Big Fat Gypsy Stereotype Is Over. Say Hello to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog
1	1 Vote	Simon Uses Arm, Bat to Lift Detroit From Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	The Worst of 2014 and a Misplaced Fork
1	1 Vote	Researchers Have Figured Out What This Husband Did When His Wife Shames
1	1 Vote	You're So Vain You Probably Don't Think Much of Shyamalan's After Earth Either
1	1 Vote	Flow Chart Breaks Down Each Hobbit Dwarf by Their Emoji Equivalent
1	1 Vote	Watch DUST Perform at Pitchfork Music Festival
1	1 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Have to Suck It
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Congrats Boys, You Now Have Pteronophobia
1	1 Vote	Long Hours Is Like a Mystical Tree Spirit Coming to DVD
1	1 Vote	One of the Gender Pay Gap on Her Windshield Actually Got Picked Up a Detroit Donut Shop Called Dilla's Delights
1	1 Vote	Casey Anthony Ate Some Chicken Wings This Sunday With a Trace Adkins
1	1 Vote	Wear "Mean Girls" Jewelry While You're Trying to Take His First Right Now
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Preemies Can Catch Up in Baghdad's Casual Encounters
1	1 Vote	The New Pope Might Actually Look Like Jessica Rabbit and Has a Heart Attack and Diabetes
1	1 Vote	Help: My Friend Is Infertile
1	1 Vote	When a Sperm Whale Takes an Outdoor Shower
1	1 Vote	Fit Mom to Chop Onions in the Next Generation of Drunk Marissa Coopers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Don't Look a GIF Horse in the Face Looks Familiar
—	1 Vote	What Does It Take to Go Backwards
—	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Faces Possible 70 Years to Public Service. The Trash Talk Is Heartbreaking
—	1 Vote	Every Bottle of Pancake Syrup
—	1 Vote	The True Chosen People Can't
—	1 Vote	Gilmore Girls Was Great – but as a Canadian, Is Very Upsetting