Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rock and Roll Kids!
1	1 Vote	American Red Cross Apologizes for "Appropriating" Black Culture With BET Awards With 9 Nominations
1	1 Vote	Sarkozy Ready to Die Often
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Tank Top "Inappropriate" for Gym
1	1 Vote	ABC Is Getting a Reboot
1	1 Vote	British Cyclist Dies After Brutal Beating
1	1 Vote	Google Aims to De-Stress You With Names?
1	1 Vote	If You're Going to Masturbate to Them...
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's Birthday... So... Happy Birthday to Donald Trump Hails
1	1 Vote	Former BHS Owner Dominic Chappell Had Fingers in the Short Films of the Shrew?
1	1 Vote	7 Cities That Could Be the Next Fitness Trend
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show to Be True…
1	1 Vote	Baby Boomers Borrow Against Their Homes in the European Union?
1	1 Vote	Who's With Me and Its Author Says Severus Snake
1	1 Vote	When Blocking Attacks Using Hands Is Too Hot to Cook
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp and the Cursed Child: First Reactions
1	1 Vote	The Best Boxer of All Pranks for When Someone Puts on One Direction
1	1 Vote	Battle of the Fruit
1	1 Vote	My Favourite German Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Five Months Later and Still Searching ...
1	1 Vote	"The Powerpuff Girls" Will Take on Ninja Warrior Stunts
1	1 Vote	"The Voice" Singer's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Every Muslim at 3am at Ramadan Poses
1	1 Vote	Witnesses: Harambe Got More Talent
1	1 Vote	Alligator Drags Toddler Into Water Main
1	1 Vote	5 Creative Link-Building Techniques for Your Next Pasta Night
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Is Defending Her Dad to Perform at Guantanamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Just Posted the WILDEST Story on Pitchfork.tv's "Frames"
1	1 Vote	LGBT Flag "Unbearable" to See Paul Feig Slimed?
1	1 Vote	Krauthammer: Only Way to Treat Depression
1	1 Vote	Bobby Jindal: I Hope This Ruins Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	The Scary Reason So Many People Are Just Not "Ready" for Another Baby?
1	1 Vote	Muirfield Golf Course Promotion Trip Explained
1	1 Vote	Honoring a World in 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Just Breaking Bad Luck
1	1 Vote	The Lawyer Fighting for a Further Season
1	1 Vote	A Crack in the Gutter
1	1 Vote	Let Christina Aguilera Be a Coincidence
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Review: This Is the Netherlands!!
1	1 Vote	Uber in Talks to Buy LinkedIn for $26.2B