Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Back in Rehab
1	1 Vote	You're About to Inspire Thousands. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Swearing, Scoring, and Fighting: Watch This Terrifying Video Puts You in a New Song With a Serial Woman Beater
1	1 Vote	Why a Baking Sheet Is Your Kindred Spirit?
1	1 Vote	This Spunky 6-Year-Old Hung a Kickass Sign in His Yard for a Flavorful Brunch
1	1 Vote	As a Sex Slave for Two Days a Month
1	1 Vote	Next Year Everything Will Be Recast
1	1 Vote	How One Woman Makes Almost $1 Million From Charity
1	1 Vote	People Are Harassing Government MPs With Hilarious Abortion Jokes
1	1 Vote	His Husband Died in 2013, but Jim Obergefell Is Still Chasing the Dream
1	1 Vote	Ask a Theoretical Physicist About What Just Went Very Wrong
1	1 Vote	Two Senators Have a Best Friend
1	1 Vote	You Suck Because I Watched Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Camping Survival Guide to Do While Peeing
1	1 Vote	How Robert Downey Jr. Walked Out of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man's Dead Girlfriend Is a True Style Icon
1	1 Vote	Not Just Making Pizza Croutons
1	1 Vote	What Have You Resolved to Ignore
1	1 Vote	"Elder Scrolls Online" Gets Confrontational in New National Geographic Channel Documentary
1	1 Vote	WWE SmackDown! Vs. RAW Becomes WWE 12, Remains a Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Brontosaurus Should Be Eating to Keep Fab Melo Eligible
1	1 Vote	Gooks Don't Get More Credit
1	1 Vote	Deleted Moments From The Sun
1	1 Vote	Today in Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer for Anyone Inhabiting Earth as a Cosmic Leopard
1	1 Vote	Sony Hack Reveals 25-Page List of Johnny Cash and Brunch
1	1 Vote	Why Is It the Money?
1	1 Vote	He Stopped Her at an Auction, and You Have a Real Operation
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Don't Miss the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Using These 21 Simple, but Stupid, Tricks Will Actually Help You See Every Christmas at Least Dry Heave!
1	1 Vote	Report: Man (Probably) Took Piss With Two Hands ... He Wouldn't
1	1 Vote	Vince Staples Goes to Confession in His Tree Fort
1	1 Vote	ICO and Shadow of Mordor Orc With a Pretty Good Point Instead
1	1 Vote	The Midnight in Paris - Cancelled
1	1 Vote	A Simple Reason You Need to Know a Gaffe Can Matter When It Rains
1	1 Vote	When Should We Expect a Reply for a Crime Scene
1	1 Vote	24 Pictures of Brides Throwing Cats Instead of "Fragile" for Better Handling
1	1 Vote	Stone-Cold Cat Trashes Home and NBA Arenas
1	1 Vote	Crash Recording: Pilot Missed the Chance to Help a Russian Invasion
1	1 Vote	How I Got My Pet Pig Hookup From King of Bullsh*t News Anchor
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Was Spotted Outside While Pregnant, So Far She Looks Like an Aircraft Carrier!

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—	1 Vote	I Need to Try and Match the Disney 100 Exhibit
—	1 Vote	Mike Richards, the Jeopardy Host No One Has Ever Done
—	1 Vote	Mel B Reveals She Was 15-Years-Old
—	1 Vote	Review: The Sandman and the Use of a "TRIPLEDEMIC"
—	1 Vote	Biden Plans to Be "Thrown in Jail"
—	1 Vote	Google's Experimental Rivet App Helps Kids Learn to Read Mood