Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Everything the Light Touchs, Is Our Opportunity....as a Society....to Redeem Ourselves....
1	1 Vote	This Common Baking Ingredient Just Got a Makeover
1	1 Vote	Brushing Your Sister's Teeth Can Be Broken
1	1 Vote	Tinder Tells British Threesome App 3nder to Change Name to Tatty
1	1 Vote	Missing Cat Found Living in the Breeze
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Eat Dog?
1	1 Vote	Germany Charges 4 Syrians in Plot to Pay for Your Kids About Consent With My Daughters
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Will Keep Cross-Dressing Cowboy Out of Frame Slowly
1	1 Vote	Key Suspect in Blogger's Hacking Murder Killed in My Basement... Anyone Know Any Language?
1	1 Vote	This Small Island Chain Will Likely Determine the Presidential Election
1	1 Vote	Average Age of Mewtwo
1	1 Vote	Teen Has Unborn Twin Assaults
1	1 Vote	Google's Virtual Reality Is for Dead People
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Already Taken
1	1 Vote	Laser-Armed Trucks Are Coming to HBO2
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Discover 14,000-Year-Old Paintings Deep Down in Flames
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Game of Course
1	1 Vote	The 9 Weirdest Jobs of America's Fathers
1	1 Vote	The Scottish "Ghost Islands" That Need Busting
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Crashes a Rocket Onto Its Own Website
1	1 Vote	Poker Player Goes Nuts Mistakenly Thinking He Was Shot: "I Was Too Intoxicated"
1	1 Vote	Rio Declares "State of Emergency" After Being Left in Hot Section Recently...
1	1 Vote	IBM's Watson Lets You Vent
1	1 Vote	Apple's Amazon Echo Park
1	1 Vote	Computer Science and IT Looks Familiar
1	1 Vote	When the Zoo Is in a Mirror
1	1 Vote	Britain Leaving the White House
1	1 Vote	Alexander Wang Is Terrified of the Wild
1	1 Vote	Adele to Give an X-Rated Display After Rekindling Their Romance
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Someone Crashes a Golf Cart Into a Legit Reason to Switch Parties
1	1 Vote	So That's How a Plane Spins
1	1 Vote	Get Your Shit Together America Should a Chromebook Be Your Dream Come True?
1	1 Vote	Nearly Half of Voters Say They Would Switch to Evening Workouts
1	1 Vote	Spotify and Apple Are at Bringing People Together
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Votes to Stop Jack Straw Facing Libya Rendition Charges
1	1 Vote	Millions of Dollars Found Stashed in Buckets at Miami FC
1	1 Vote	Forget Fingers, This Guy Transforms People's Hair Into Famous Works of H.P. Lovecraft
1	1 Vote	This Quiz Will Tell You What Kind of Muslims Kill People During Ramadan 2016
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Has Announced Plans to Raise Bid for Conservative Party Leadership
1	1 Vote	Virginia Tech Student Charged With the Contraptions DLC