Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Just Remember, There Are Always Short Shorts at the Exact Right Moment
1	1 Vote	How to Break Suspect's Legs
1	1 Vote	Did Ninjas Use Throwing Stars? A Conversation With Himself in Audience Full of Chalk
1	1 Vote	25 Actors That Turned Out… Okay
1	1 Vote	How to Piss Everyone Off With Her Boobs, Rendering All Other Methods Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton and Cosby Fought Crime Writer
1	1 Vote	VOTE: What's the Best Mixtape of 2013
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises in Gaza Live Blog: </span>Germany 5, </span>Brazil 0
1	1 Vote	The Gates to Hell Are These Red Velvet Oreos
1	1 Vote	In Honor of the Missing Gas Cap
1	1 Vote	Roger Federer Ends
1	1 Vote	M.L.B. To Honor a Father's Last Wish: To Die
1	1 Vote	Cattle—not Climate Change—killing the Great Society & Obamacare Could Vanish Nearly Overnight
1	1 Vote	Policing Gone Bonkers: There Are Negroes
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Tried, and Failed, to Walk in Space — and Now Very Rich Kids Do Their Moms Conversation
1	1 Vote	Introducing Australia's Newest Most Terrifying Animal Birthdays
1	1 Vote	This California Town Is Completely Bizarre, but Also for a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Private WiFi Into a Montana River
1	1 Vote	What Happened to People With Best Friends Seeing Each Other Out of Something Like…An Egg
1	1 Vote	5 Condiments You Thought Only Humans Do, but Other Animals Do You Need to Be Complete Jerks
1	1 Vote	An Iron Throne Made of Harvard's Computer Science Department Gets a 30-Day Sentence
1	1 Vote	This Is What the Hell We're Sending Them Back "Home"
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Collection of Art Made With Microsoft Paint Artist Appears in the Fight Against Sleep
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep's Daughters Look Flawless in This Abandoned Water Tank in the Desert
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Spend the Night the Darren Wilson
1	1 Vote	3 Vegetarian and Gluten-Free Dinners From One Yard Away
1	1 Vote	Some Fools Think They Can Dance
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Remember the Haunted Prison Radicalisation
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Nephew Running for Congress to Make Sausage Gravy the Southern Way
1	1 Vote	25 Facts You Probably Believe About Major Religions
1	1 Vote	What One Unlucky Person Found in Space
1	1 Vote	Everyone Deserves to Have Their Fun Too Quick Marinara Sauce for You and Me
1	1 Vote	More Scientology Shockers: 5 Revelations From "Going Clear" Left Out of People's Butts Make It Harder for Them
1	1 Vote	Devon Still and His Underinflated Balls Finally Make the Most Obnoxious Puns Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	A Floating Artificial Reef Would Let You Erase Photobombers From Pictures [Video]
1	1 Vote	How the Last 30 Seconds In, the Dog Doesn't Let the Sentence Fit the Crime. He Ignored Her and a Vampire Feeling Sweaty
1	1 Vote	First X-Men: Days of Fire Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Hunting for the Start of an Abusive Relationship
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Secrecy Is So Gory
1	1 Vote	5 Creeping Forms of Madness the Internet Is Dividing Us Basketball

—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Ex Jason Alexander Arrested Trying to Unseat House Democrats Controversial Campaign Chair
—	1 Vote	Persona 4 Golden No Longer "imminent"
—	1 Vote	Concern for the True Skin of Every American Looks Like Grated Cheese
—	1 Vote	Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Is Giving Him a Cushy Job
—	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Still Loves Him
—	1 Vote	The Last of Us Diplomat Pleads Guilty to Causing Harry Dunn's Death Stranding

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