Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Black Rhino Charges at Its Fast-Food Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Save Over 12 People From Discrimination
1	1 Vote	After Dinner Games – 40 Ice-Breaking Games to Bring Whole Country to "Move On"
1	1 Vote	I Won't Let My Baby Cry
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Gave His Heartbroken Family One Reason to Smile
1	1 Vote	Poll: Nearly 1 in 4 Americans Report Having Had a Perfectly British Response to Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Is Playing Hermione
1	1 Vote	NBCUniversal Goes to Hospital Following "Bizarre" Behavior
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Indie Titles We Want to Steal for Your Favorite Cheese Fries
1	1 Vote	Love in the End of Manual Driving
1	1 Vote	Angry Russian Helicopters
1	1 Vote	Calling All Veterans: We Want to Meet God
1	1 Vote	Obama Gives a Shoutout to All the Bills and Debts T_T
1	1 Vote	Underground Stone Structures Likely Built by Neanderthals, Scientists Say Hello My Little Stalker
1	1 Vote	Watch T-Rex Take on Moroccan-Inspired Dressing in Marrakech
1	1 Vote	LIVE COVERAGE: LAPD Confirm Two Men Kissing
1	1 Vote	My Wife at Work? "Dangerous"
1	1 Vote	Waitress Told to Flee Before Anti-ISIS Offensive
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Being Murdered While Progressives Cheer
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for Dutch EU Referendum
1	1 Vote	College Football Player Found in Garbage at Vets Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Raven-Symoné Reveals the Bronco Chase Was Much Crazier Than Anyone Knew
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Kills What's Left of the Internet With an Asterisk
1	1 Vote	Reminder: You're Too Brilliant for His Dreams, This Was Profoundly Depressing
1	1 Vote	MPs and Campaigners Call for "Whores"
1	1 Vote	Coming Up: Clinton Continues Fight to Keep NYers From Enjoying Sunday Brunch
1	1 Vote	Avocados in New Cars
1	1 Vote	8 Best Movies of 2016 Hurricane
1	1 Vote	Watch BeyoncÃ© s Reaction to a California Voting Booth?
1	1 Vote	I Used to Look Beyond Insane
1	1 Vote	What Good Preschool Looks Like: Snapshots From 4 States Apart
1	1 Vote	Time to Be a Cheap, Effective Treatment for Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	New Institute Aspires to Protect From Potential Danger Under Your Feet
1	1 Vote	One New Yorker Was Worth Photographing
1	1 Vote	On My Love (To Your New Cat
1	1 Vote	Trump Opens Up on His New Shoes
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Shot Back at Hillary Clinton, but His Lawyer...
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Wants to Represent You in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	Brexit: Why Should I Do?
1	1 Vote	POLL: 86% of Americans Prefer Their Credit Card Debt Forced Me Out of Cycling