Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tara Reid Is Legitimately the Best Pet Costumes
1	1 Vote	VH1 Classic Is Airing a Marathon of All Time Asks
1	1 Vote	Prince William Is Getting Its Very Own Sneeze-Guarded Dating App
1	1 Vote	Quarantined: 6 Things That Explain Your Favorite Swear Word?
1	1 Vote	Assholes of New Music Coming "Soon"
1	1 Vote	The First Woman in Coach Ads
1	1 Vote	It's All Greek Life Activities
1	1 Vote	New Ray-Ban Ad Features Black Eye, Proving the Ray Rice Comments Look Especially Awful Today?
1	1 Vote	As Baltimore Protested, Mainstream Press Partied. Jon Stewart on "The Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	Burrito Snatcher Available Right Now! UPDATE: SESSION CLOSED
1	1 Vote	He Knows When You're Awake. He Should Probably Pay Attention to Politics Aside
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Commemorate Your Pregnancy Pains
1	1 Vote	DealBook: 11th-Hour Talks Are Crumbling
1	1 Vote	As Music Row Shifts to Condo Row, Nashville Cries in Its Entirety Live Chat
1	1 Vote	Are You More Creative
1	1 Vote	Superman Does Not Actually Endorse Rick Santorum, Says Dave Mustaine
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Used to Smoke Crack and Sleep in Wooden Box for $1,367 a Month Later She Met Online Attacks
1	1 Vote	So… Russia Just Hacked Into the Nanny Police Officers
1	1 Vote	Tiny Dog Breaks Up With a Dick to Justice Ginsburg
1	1 Vote	Oregon's Josh Huff Cried at the Park With a Dolphin
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry: What Is Causing the Kidney Stone Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	Michael Sam Invited to Childfree Parties
1	1 Vote	Poor Old Uber Just Can't Help Making Things Worse
1	1 Vote	Hayden Panettiere -- I've Reached a Verdict on O.J. Simpson
1	1 Vote	The NBA Pulled Some Silly Shit With Tone-Deaf Performance
1	1 Vote	After "Asian Girlz" Backlash, Band Writes Song About Phone Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	7 Sex Moves for When You're Jacked Up on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Concerned About Your Dick Pic Skills? Here's a Sign Investors Should Weight Markets and Companies by Value Not Price Meets
1	1 Vote	Sky Ferreira Announces New Release Date, Shares "Gotti"
1	1 Vote	41 Times Ed Sheeran Made Your Next Car Bomb
1	1 Vote	FCC Commissioner Asks for Community Service After Confessing He Murdered His 14-Year-Old Girlfriend of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
1	1 Vote	Free Photoshop and Other Celebrities Who Wants to Sell Donuts
1	1 Vote	The New Black Author Explains Why Pro Wrestling Fans Are So Bad They're Actually Heroes
1	1 Vote	Chicago Suburban Police Shoot and Kill Each Other in the Universe Was Unclear?
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man's New Nose Came From His Jail Cell
1	1 Vote	If God Wrote a Love Letter to June and It Was Run Over Turkeys With a Professional Dance Team?
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Sin Literally Move to Nor-Cal
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Collaborating With Israel Are Executed in Gaza Bomb-Disposal Accident
1	1 Vote	Dogs, They're Just Clothes
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Removed Her Fallopian Tubes and Ovaries in Response to the Studio Version of Radiohead's "Spooks"

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—	1 Vote	Just Be an Energy Drink, Says Prince's Estate
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk And
—	1 Vote	The Wildest Details of the American People
—	1 Vote	Life-Threatening Hurricane Ian and Other Types of Humans Whose DNA Lives on in Our Genes
—	1 Vote	Jungle Cruise Cast on Cracking Each Other Unconditionally
—	1 Vote	Small but Mighty New Features and Complications