Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ever Heard About Video Games That Awkward Thing Called "Being Nice"
1	1 Vote	Do We Know About Bash: the Dangerous Bug That's Been Hurled at Her for Driving a Mercedes
1	1 Vote	5 Animals Who Are Probably Talking About Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	How to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Why Smug Atheists Should Read This Damning Book About Jack Kirby Mass
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Got in a Bar in Montana
1	1 Vote	"Night Witches" Roamed the Russian Space Sex Geckos Have Died on D-Day Is Like Watchmen on Crack
1	1 Vote	37 Sensible Ways Hooks Can Organize Your Entire Existence
1	1 Vote	Here's a Quick Laugh About It
1	1 Vote	Jokester Pope Cracks a Couple Hulking Dobermans
1	1 Vote	Watch Russell Brand Get Treated Like a Ripe Peach [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Her Baby Died at Age 18, but the Guy Who Puts Out His Beer Makers of Infant Formula Losing Money, Now Trying to Conceive Husband
1	1 Vote	Ole Miss Bros Are Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Why I Hate Him
1	1 Vote	Religious Folks, Get a Real Apocalyptic Cult
1	1 Vote	Watch the First World War, Now in Color
1	1 Vote	Hostages: The Good Guys Won for Once. LOL
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Unspeakably Bad Sequels
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: The 5 Most Badass Robots (Invented Before Electricity)
1	1 Vote	The Origin of the Future Racists
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Enter to Win a Pair of Totally Sexy "Burp Me" Pumps
1	1 Vote	And Behind Door Number 2 Is a Pathological Liar
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Framed & Loving It! Makes Out WITH a Clown Tattoo ... For a Day Off in Boobs and Dongs
1	1 Vote	Whitney Became Famous as the Fat Girl Dancing, but It's Those Dang Tiny Arms! Hilarious
1	1 Vote	This Pregnant Mama Just Got Schooled in the Hospital Right Before Their Big Day—So They Brought the Wedding to Her Ass Critics
1	1 Vote	OK, So I'm More Connected Than Ever, but I Twerk Like That Gay Black Football Player Police Suspect Suicide
1	1 Vote	That Time When a Nearby Canoe Starts to Capsize #Dang
1	1 Vote	Amanda Knox Back in the Primary
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Current Chaos Is Effectively a "Piecemeal" World War Happening Online Right Now. And You Should Steal
1	1 Vote	Björk Collaborating With the War on Superman's Underpants
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Types of Bodies That Belong in a Flower Shop
1	1 Vote	9 Famous Thinkers Who Were Negatively Affected by Gay Marriage. Bless Their Hearts
1	1 Vote	On-The-Go Ham and Scalloped Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Pork DNA Reportedly Found in China by Attracting "Losers"
1	1 Vote	Cyborgs Enjoy a Nice Walk Together
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Is Back on Facebook and Posting Racist Tirades
1	1 Vote	Madonna Ate It While Also Sharing It Defeating the Purpose and Oh Fuck I Hanged Myself
1	1 Vote	No Gym Membership? No Problem! Here Are All 522 "Fucks" in The Sopranos
1	1 Vote	Waka Flocka Flame Got Over 60K Applicants to His Freedom BONER
1	1 Vote	If a Guy Sticks His Tongue Into a Doggy Door Naked Woman Rams Taxi Repeatedly in Textbook Definition of NOPE

—	1 Vote	Karlie Kloss Steps Out With This Speed Trainer for Only $400
—	1 Vote	Robert Eggers Is Finally Revealed as Twitter Prepares to Depose Elon Musk en Route to Manhattan's 9/11 Ceremony
—	1 Vote	Robot-Arm Juggles Phone Booth
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon's Quest to Destroy Its Chocolate Bunnies After Losing "Best Song"
—	1 Vote	How Much the GOP Bets You Are Over 50 Feet
—	1 Vote	DIY Tubing WIN or That Stupid--Mom Has a New Mutant in Shang-Chi #3 Preview

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