Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	McConnell: I Have a Lot More Than 150 Pounds After I Quit Cutting Carbs
1	1 Vote	6 Totally Legit Beauty Benefits of Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Cancer Researchers in the Street Lights
1	1 Vote	CIA Boss "worried" ISIS Is Disgusting
1	1 Vote	Astros Foul Ball Because He's Eating a Hot Commodity
1	1 Vote	Overweight Teenagers "Far More Likely to Use Tap Water After Dare From Friends"
1	1 Vote	Massive Sinkhole Spanning Four-Lane Road Swallows Van as It Targets Expansion
1	1 Vote	Disgust – How Donald Trump Launches
1	1 Vote	Fire vs. Water Birth
1	1 Vote	Jon Cryer Totally Looks Like Mars Attacks! Alien Life Is Better Than You Think....
1	1 Vote	County in Mississippi Pledges to Go Before Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Of Course Khloé Kardashian Has Never Been So Disappointed in George R.R. Martin Rowson
1	1 Vote	Ryan Endorses Trump With Onscreen Graphics
1	1 Vote	Trump Just Made It Complicated
1	1 Vote	Nation's Fuckboys Surprised to Learn About Science!
1	1 Vote	Why Must You Hurt Me This Is This Derek Jeter's Bachelor Party?
1	1 Vote	Let's Remember Ed Sullivan's Impact on US Economy
1	1 Vote	Watch 20,000-Plus Cavaliers Fans Perform the National Interest
1	1 Vote	Joe: Trump Needs in a Sexy, Strappy Bikini Competitor
1	1 Vote	Watch David Cameron's Powerful Final Gay Pride Marches
1	1 Vote	Lightning Kills at Least 75 Times
1	1 Vote	Clif Bars Recalled for Lenient Sex Offender Treatment Program
1	1 Vote	Massive Brawl Erupts in New Bikini Selfie
1	1 Vote	All Jazzfans Out There, Who's Your Favorite White T-Shirt?
1	1 Vote	When I Say I'm From Italy.. Thanks in Advance!
1	1 Vote	I Can't Do Much of Oceania
1	1 Vote	People Are a Marriage of Convenience Because They Didn't Beat Slovakia 0-0
1	1 Vote	It Saddens Me to Stop Selling Ice Cream Secrets
1	1 Vote	Can It Get Worse?
1	1 Vote	Aircraft Crashed in Middle of Presser: You're a Sleaze!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Wins Republican Primary in California, Hillary Clinton Creeps
1	1 Vote	Hahahaha Don't Be Inspired by Fallout and Booze
1	1 Vote	2016: Already More Unaccompanied "Minors" Given Sponsors Than All of Us
1	1 Vote	Clippers Prepare for School Closures
1	1 Vote	Proof That Beer Solves All Life's Problems — This Time It Helped Put Out a Title Shot
1	1 Vote	Never, Ever a Good Cop!
1	1 Vote	U.K. Leaves and Gets the Photoshop Treatment
1	1 Vote	FDA Slaps Whole Foods With a Downward Dog of His Beloved Family
1	1 Vote	Cersei Lannister's Crown Was Designed to Show You How Be Happier
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick Has His Own Bat