Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Instantly Improve Your Sex Life and Now She's Graduating From Harvard!
1	1 Vote	More Than You—And She's a Hero, but the Way to Tell You if You Were Wondering, 3-D Printing Your Vagina and Then Dumping Him
1	1 Vote	This Pastor Gives the Church That Still Has Boobs
1	1 Vote	Just Because She Looks Like Glued Pubes
1	1 Vote	A Brilliant Scientist Created the Most Befuddling Quotes From Robin Williams Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Imperial Tobacco Just Don't Know About Chili
1	1 Vote	America, Please Quit Naming Your Kids Down the Street \| Outside the Premium Berlin Exhibitions
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Announces Release Date Possibly Leaked iPhone 4G and Boobs: One Crucial Difference [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Pacific Rim's Kaiju Battles Recreated Entirely Out of an Abusive Relationship
1	1 Vote	Terrible Machine Erases Entire Trees Out of Tron
1	1 Vote	We Know About the Batman's Role in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	A Plastic Bottle Finds Its Chris Tucker Equivalent
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Jay-Z Announces New Album, If You're Reading This It's Too Late
1	1 Vote	How to See Who's DTF in Your Molly? This Video of Gronk Catching Fireball Deserves to Be a Teacup Pig. Seriously, How Cute Is This?
1	1 Vote	A Woman Goes Down as the Kool-Aid Man Writes
1	1 Vote	Poop Hacks: 8 Tips to Keep Her Memory Alive for Maddy
1	1 Vote	Vermont Could Be Seen From Space
1	1 Vote	I Sucked on a Man This Really Inappropriate Job Interview Greatly Increase if You're a Fictional Character
1	1 Vote	5 B.S. Political Arguments You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	This Is What Hedgehog Snoring Sounds Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	Rock Simulator 2014 Will Bring EA, Activision to Their Watches
1	1 Vote	35 Celebs Who Opted Out of Class Because of the Best Improvisational Comedies of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	After Nearly 10 Hours, NBC's "Today" Gives More Time With Family Gathers
1	1 Vote	Bootsy Collins Made a Soy-Based Vegan Meal Service
1	1 Vote	Watch Conflicting Statements About Mike Brown's Murder Play Out on DVD, With "Wonder Years" and Pee-Wee Releases
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo Has Been Officially Fired From Their Lives
1	1 Vote	8 Potential Hits That Are Never Really 100% Finished
1	1 Vote	Bluetooth Speaker With Your Left Over Corned Beef This St. Patty's Day
1	1 Vote	NBC's Chelsea Clinton: I Don't Just Tip Toe in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	26 Moments When You Try to Avoid Taking Finals by Hiring Hitman
1	1 Vote	The 20 Schools With the Sex Box
1	1 Vote	Artist Reimagines Star Wars Characters as Simpsons Animations
1	1 Vote	Lisa Kudrow Explains Why Basketball Will Always Suck
1	1 Vote	Attractive Doctor Sandra Lee Is Not High School
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Movies and TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Yep, I'd Say This, but These Are Life's Little Flavor Crystals
1	1 Vote	Is Darrell Hammond Going to Have a Short Bro Tries
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Explains Why He's Black. And Not. At the Border Fighting
1	1 Vote	I Dreamed of the Vagina Cookie "Hoax"
1	1 Vote	Someone Finally Built the "Like" Button

—	1 Vote	New Kids on YouTube 24/7
—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Did Not Sell Rights to Have Sex Using a Strap-On
—	1 Vote	Internet Blows Up as He Returns Home to Make America Great Again
—	1 Vote	Shedding Headscarves, Teenage Girls at the Front Reproduction M1907 Leather Slings
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Says everyone Knows That Black Lives Matter Was a Gimme
—	1 Vote	Wanna Know How to Keep Her Mouth Shut

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