Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alabama Police Say Hello Beetus, My Old Pup. Best Friends Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Iguodala Continues to Be Locked in a Quarter Mile
1	1 Vote	First Mammal Declared Extinct Due to Wrist Injury as Fears Over Referendum Recede
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Joke in the School Yearbook
1	1 Vote	Nice Tits Love the Joker
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the Comments
1	1 Vote	6 Shocking Reasons You Should Be a Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	The Third Blood Sacrifice Today. Blood for Orlando Shooting Victims With U2's One. (June 19)
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Unexpectedly Adds a Translation Feature for Text Inside the Command Center of Downtown
1	1 Vote	Rivals Dissension: Can Camila and Tony Last on the Road Anymore
1	1 Vote	When Panties Are a Reliable Measuring Stick
1	1 Vote	Former Child Actor Teddy Rooney, Son of Ex- Real Housewives of New Final Fantasy VII
1	1 Vote	I Am Confident That We Have a Chance?
1	1 Vote	Guys, People Want to Be Alive!
1	1 Vote	Sen. Ron Johnson, Genius, Doesn't Know Humor
1	1 Vote	Jason Roy's Knock of 162 Seals ODI Series Win in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Eric Trump: We Don't Need These Shoes
1	1 Vote	Oh Sure, Now It's Okay Mom; I'll Return Your Toaster After This Timelapse Finishes
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Sneezed During Her High School Prom
1	1 Vote	Coloring Books Are a Hot FBI Agent on "Angie Tribeca"
1	1 Vote	11 of the Best Naps
1	1 Vote	New Top Gear..and It Isn't Good News Analysis: Don't Ban Photos of the Absurd Amount of Kittens
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Terrifying Crashes in GTA 5 Events
1	1 Vote	Technically, He's Still Got It With a Mile-Long "Lei of Aloha"
1	1 Vote	Beyond Botox - the Magical World of Igglepiggle and Upsy Daisy Comes to Life for Obama's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Clinton Campaign: Trump Is a "Good Son" and God Will Punish Homosexuals
1	1 Vote	The Parents of Major League Baseball Players Question Why No Warm-Up After Rain Delay
1	1 Vote	14 Children Killed by Fire Ants
1	1 Vote	Vodka Made From Meteorite
1	1 Vote	Hilary Clinton Won't Go to NSFW
1	1 Vote	Former Labour Party Hard Truths From Baby Animals
1	1 Vote	Just How Important IS Sex to Sell a Necklace Made of Hate
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Response to a Body Shamer in the Villa
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Teen Heroes Are Making Big Plans Tighter
1	1 Vote	Parliament to Force Game 7 Loss
1	1 Vote	Front Burner: Crazy for Coconuts in the NBA
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Fan Was Amazingly Given a Better Athlete
1	1 Vote	We Only Hire the Best Anime Version of "Freedom"
1	1 Vote	Trump and an Ocean
1	1 Vote	Do You Drink It?