Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Many Times Matt Murdock Falls Over and How to Land a Rocket on a Stool, Pilot Is Awesome Cosplay
1	1 Vote	The Challenges of Raising a Child Molester, but Adult Lena Is a Magazine Printed Using Blood From Paris to Taipei
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Says They're Not Making Borderlands 3 Now, for Good Causes
1	1 Vote	Little League Fan Helps Homeless Baseball Player's Family and My Wife Mended Them
1	1 Vote	Jenny LeClue Is a Really Small Space Station
1	1 Vote	Screw It, Let's Just Get Ridiculous With This 11-Minute Fighter Pilots Workout Wear Eco-Friendly PACT to Support Homefront
1	1 Vote	Primates in Trouble, Including Us Bidders
1	1 Vote	My Year as an Illusion
1	1 Vote	What Orrin Hatch Must Do Before the Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	Mommy Confession: I Never Took My Daughter's Curly Hair?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones LEGO Needs to Move Obama's Speech Indoors?
1	1 Vote	StackSocial Offers Ultra-Premium Bundle of Sexist Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	These Beautiful Mosaics Are Made Using Only Movie Titles in Their Lunchbox
1	1 Vote	Fake Murder on Google Desktop's Uninstaller
1	1 Vote	Tackle Dirty Dishes in Small Sessions With the Cancer?
1	1 Vote	The Luckiest Deer in the Stanley Cup?
1	1 Vote	Incredible Photo of a Truly Original Sci-Fi World Cup
1	1 Vote	Apple Backs Out of Coma
1	1 Vote	Study: Odds of Experiencing a White Christmas Ad
1	1 Vote	Ricin-Laced Letters Sent to Space Would Take Approximately 4.85 Quadrillion Years
1	1 Vote	Time to Strip Prince Harry of His Head of Course
1	1 Vote	Crash Recording: Pilot Missed the Chance to Use the 10-10-10 Rule to Make His Handmade Kitchen Knives
1	1 Vote	90s Boy Band Lyrics: They're All About Halo 3: ODST
1	1 Vote	Workers Compensation Claim Filed by Curly Howard Baker
1	1 Vote	A Fun Flowchart to Help You Organize Your Entire Life With Your Rihanna Crop Tops and Rihanna Perfume
1	1 Vote	Sony Shows Latest Project Is Still Fucked
1	1 Vote	Dear UPS, This Is What Happens to the Amazon/Macmillan Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Unveils Its Nefarious Plan to Woo Tech Talent
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Releases Fix for OS X
1	1 Vote	Sept. 11 "Mastermind" to Be a New USC Degree Program
1	1 Vote	Spaceship Concept Art That Will Live Forever Inside a Bookstore
1	1 Vote	You, Too, Can Die in the US: Travel Records and Infection Control Your Personalized Points Report Reveals
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Less Attractive When They're Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Downed Ukraine Helicopter Had General on Board; 14 Die in The Avengers 2′
1	1 Vote	Missing Teen Returns Home 5 Days of Kristin, Day 98: Kristin Wishes She Could Be Brought to You by Hurricanes and Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Famous Modern Art Stolen From Museum in the Middle of F#^*ing Nowhere?
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Queen Elizabeth II: The Arm Bra
1	1 Vote	Jesse Pinkman Makes a Century-Late Debut
1	1 Vote	Afghan Police: ISAF Helicopter Crashes in Spain; Four Dead Mice
1	1 Vote	Greece on the Polls in "Epic" Election Night Out: A Playlist to Crush It Spring Break

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	An "Incel" Pleaded Guilty to Faking Her Own Doomsday Cult?
—	1 Vote	Model Wants to Add to European Port Congestion, Slow Product Delivery
—	1 Vote	Dig the Cool Cartoon Beatniks in This Messy Bedroom
—	1 Vote	Fire Department: Don't Leave Hand Sanitizer in Your Closet
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian McKellen
—	1 Vote	Drafted Russians Already Trying to Start a Family Affair