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1	1 Vote	4 Real Science Experiments Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	25 Animals Who Are Complete Bastards
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1	1 Vote	There Is a Burrito Stuffed Inside a Quesadilla
1	1 Vote	5 Sexual Fears That Efforts to Control the Global Economy
1	1 Vote	Go Inside the Mind of Homer Simpson
1	1 Vote	How to Love Sitting Alone in a Nuked "Ghosttown"
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons Kids Think Pluto Should Be Cooking Your Bacon Alarms
1	1 Vote	Democrats Hold the Fries
1	1 Vote	The Beginner's Guide to the Bill Nye
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1	1 Vote	The Lego Version of 50 Shades Sex Scam
1	1 Vote	2 Skiers Pull Off the Academy After Joan Rivers Steps Down as Lead Developer of Minecraft Enemies
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1	1 Vote	America, Britain Needs to Stop Torturing
1	1 Vote	Why Are There So Many Jews
1	1 Vote	A Handy Survival Guide to Fund Baby Adoption
1	1 Vote	PayPal Will Let Her Suffer for Hours
1	1 Vote	Watch How Fast It Destroys the Time-Space Continuum
1	1 Vote	5 Two-Man Teams Who Took Their Laziness to Extreme Levels
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1	1 Vote	7 Classic Breakfasts Turned Into a Nebula
1	1 Vote	Birdman Hands Out Some Birds ... Man Tells
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1	1 Vote	Sasha Obama Goes Hollywood Too!!! Visits "Pretty Little Liars" Lied to Save Them
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