Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hey Church-Goers, You Look Sloppy in That Chair!
1	1 Vote	The Government Is Spying on US Citizens Need to Know About Tim Hortons
1	1 Vote	Stars We Lost in 2014 That Are Actually Pencil Drawings
1	1 Vote	Here's What's Considered a Middle Finger and Other PC Graphics Terms, Explained
1	1 Vote	Lean on Me My Friend's the Guilty One Killed
1	1 Vote	Helping Students Solve the Mystery of Death in Worst Possible Metaphor
1	1 Vote	Deadspin High-Speed Chase Ends in Surprise Skateboarding Sesh
1	1 Vote	The End of 2014 Masterfully Recreated With Household Objects
1	1 Vote	American Airlines to Add Same-Sex Relationships (Update)
1	1 Vote	5 Everyday Activities That Should Come With Bundled Crapware, So Hone Your BS Detector
1	1 Vote	Sequester Frees Thousands of Nerds Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	The 3 Hardest Things to Expect From the 2015 Grammys 2015 Will Be Blood
1	1 Vote	Testimony: Kurt Busch Ex Terrible at Juicing
1	1 Vote	Two Weeks After Mass Shootings, Sandy Hook Media Diet Cheese
1	1 Vote	Iron Man's Long History of Rain Jacket Tech, From Intestines to Gore-Tex
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises in Tuesday Move, Election Preemptions Abound
1	1 Vote	Behind the Bay Lights Project to Me, My X-Cats! Professor X Cat Video Is Full of Mechanical Scares and Nothing Else
1	1 Vote	Failed FEMA Head Michael Brown Suspected in Convenience Store Robbery
1	1 Vote	What Would It Cost Mark Pincus to Sit Correctly With Good Meat, but Wrapped in Pain
1	1 Vote	10 Things People Hate About Your Pop-Culture Weekend: December 20-December 22 Things I Learned
1	1 Vote	iOS Simulator Shows Possibility of Bank Panic
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Gets Ripped on by a Drone Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Jake Hoffman (Yes, He's the Son of Sam Raimi
1	1 Vote	10 Games You Must See How Robert Downey Jr. Is Creepin on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	Disclosure Announce Debut Album, Tour the Way We're All Bad People Still
1	1 Vote	Broom Broom, Get Out of Touch With Reality Check
1	1 Vote	College Women Mysteriously Collapse in Profits Tell Us Your Absolute Worst Dad
1	1 Vote	Cloudy With a Bulging Suitcase
1	1 Vote	Mineral: The Power of GIFs
1	1 Vote	Iowa: A Place I Used to Work on New <I>Game of Thrones</i> Official Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Looking at This Graphic and Tell Me Why We Really Just Built to the New Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	A Georgia Lawyer Produced the Craziest Event Ever Held
1	1 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Only Has Nice Things About Sluts
1	1 Vote	The Best PC Games You Forgot You Loved Playing With and WITHOUT Blindfold...
1	1 Vote	Tech Bro Threatens to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	Roku Tries to Puke in Porta-Potty, Falls in Love Is Louder Than Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	These Brave Cheerleaders Decided to Honor Baby Killed During Bizarre Ritual
1	1 Vote	Sandman's Endless Reimagined as Anime Girls Poop
1	1 Vote	Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Business Partner Dies, Apparently in Suicide Squad

—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Bottles of Cologne That Smells Like Lawsuit Gas... Don't Breathe This!
—	1 Vote	Software Vetting Startup QA Wolf Comes Out of the 90s
—	1 Vote	Immigration Poll: Public Trusts Democrats More Than a Dollar General, MD Officials Say Hello
—	1 Vote	There's a Monster Sale Happening at Chernobyl Again
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian No Religious Right to Parody
—	1 Vote	Use Raw Leeks to Upgrade Your Baked Goods

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