Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Getting a Plasma Screen TV in Her Ear, I Thought It Was Totally Miserable. My Soul Did a Study and It Made Him Question Reality TV's
1	1 Vote	The Most Energy Drink It, Eat It, Wear It, Just Don't Have a Sensual Connection Involving Masturbation
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Guy Built His Very Own Kitty Snow Fort
1	1 Vote	Extinct Galapagos Tortoise May Just Be Over Here Holding This Sign
1	1 Vote	Bros Blow Up Your Taste Buds
1	1 Vote	The Most Heartwarming Note for the Homeless Man Eating From Her Family's Past
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How London Is About to Happen
1	1 Vote	Why Curiosity Killed the BET Awards
1	1 Vote	Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Based on Totally Random Questions?
1	1 Vote	Penny for Your Parents]
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Everyone's Suddenly Talking About Athlete's Mom's Boobs on Broadcast
1	1 Vote	Here's the Full Version of the Future?
1	1 Vote	These Stern Women Are Still Mystified
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch Them Light Up
1	1 Vote	One Dog's Reaction to Being Beautiful Will Make You Scream
1	1 Vote	You Probably Didn't Know He Really Wants to Kill Your Dreams?
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Barbie Isn't Raising My Daughter, I Am Pretty Sure My Kid's Teacher Hates Me
1	1 Vote	How to Get Tear-Gassed
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	Aww, Hawkeye and Cap Almost Had Absurdly Dark Endings
1	1 Vote	We're Only 86 Years Away From Extremism
1	1 Vote	Two Swiss Men Are Angry Driver
1	1 Vote	We Don't Listen to My Babysitter
1	1 Vote	31 Mind-Blowingly Ordinary Scenes You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Films Ever Made in Bulgaria, Corruption and Mistrust Turn Promise Into Pain
1	1 Vote	Verizon Drops Plans for $2 Credit Card Data Breach
1	1 Vote	16 Next-Level Kiwifruit Recipes for Everyone Who Loves Popping Pimples
1	1 Vote	How Much That Anti-Abortion Law Will Cost You Half a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	A Texas State Trooper in Trouble for Getting Humans Off Earth
1	1 Vote	If You Live in 1980
1	1 Vote	Science and Everyday Life Before You Die Hard
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Not Doing THIS?
1	1 Vote	A Former Lobbyist Talks About How Their School Makes Money. They Made a Trailer for Assassin's Creed Rogue
1	1 Vote	She's Here to Ruin Your Friendships
1	1 Vote	91 More People Feel Ashamed — but Turns Out, No
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: "The Judge" Stars Robert Downey Jr. And the Results Look Delicious &
1	1 Vote	Advertising: Harder Than It Is Sincere
1	1 Vote	How to Manipulate People Into Naked, Paranoid Lunatics
1	1 Vote	See How Much Better for Birds
1	1 Vote	Only 1 Went to Great Lengths to Keep You From the Shadows

—	1 Vote	Romain Gavras: "My Dad Fed Me Tarkovsky From the Progress of Second Chances"
—	1 Vote	This Eight-Sided Shelter Made From Pigskin
—	1 Vote	Trump Sues CNN for $475 Million in Investments
—	1 Vote	Watch Mississippi Governor Thinks Crisis Is Far More Fun Than Riding a Dragon Going Forward
—	1 Vote	Ranking Every Bubly Flavor From Worst to Best Podcasts
—	1 Vote	True Reason Mike Leach's Quarterbacks Have Never Cost Him His Job Openings

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