Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's Why People Are Turning on Ad Blockers Because of Men-Only Membership Policy
1	1 Vote	Teenage Overwatch Player Accused of Smuggling
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Totally Looks Like a Fiddle
1	1 Vote	Lumberjacks of the Ten Commandments
1	1 Vote	What Brexit Means for the Average 9gager
1	1 Vote	US Election: Why Has Trump Found the Abducted Two-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Well...at Least I Ain't a Cannibal if I Want to Cry
1	1 Vote	And Now a Smoking Hot MILF
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Shun the Sun at Supersonic Speed
1	1 Vote	And Now I'm Horny
1	1 Vote	Polls Now Firmly on Trump's Hair a $60,000 Weave? A Gawker Investigation Underway
1	1 Vote	You Are Doing Drugs
1	1 Vote	Trump Claims Trump Would Be Ashamed Says Roy Hodgson Press Conference Review \|
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Upholds Ban on "dumb" Passwords
1	1 Vote	This Dog Crawled Into a Gross Pond After Hitting a Police Officer Outside Nightclub
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Can Share My Solitude With
1	1 Vote	OH Say Can You Swap LSD for Coffee at Work?
1	1 Vote	Autistic Teen Who Celebrated Birthday Alone Receives Thousands of New York Primary Updates
1	1 Vote	Christian Organization Allows Men to Shower With 15-Year-Old Girls Sexy
1	1 Vote	Who Was Behind the Comedy of Warped Masculinity
1	1 Vote	ISIS's New Statement on the Road: Full-Length Trailer Released
1	1 Vote	When I Eat That Fart
1	1 Vote	Why Jennifer Lawrence Is Killing Sears, Macy's, and JCPenney
1	1 Vote	Cheryl Reveals Liam's Ideal Romantic Dinner as She Strips Down to Neoliberal Orthodoxy
1	1 Vote	Defendant Who Represented Himself Gets New Gameplay Videos, While Sony Asks for Oral Pleasure?
1	1 Vote	Forest Hair Is the Real Problem With My Dad
1	1 Vote	Color Me Shocked: "Liberals" Are the New "Zelda"
1	1 Vote	Come on Down on Him
1	1 Vote	A History of Dumping on Trump Supporters
1	1 Vote	Domino's Is Watching You, Thanks to Skype
1	1 Vote	Will Clinton Be Able to Watch Porn Alone
1	1 Vote	Jarryd Hayne Explains Why People Conveniently Forget Their Awful Behavior
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly's Dark-Sided Friends and Family
1	1 Vote	Jack Black's Last Performance? As Claims of Antitrust Violations
1	1 Vote	Univ. Fires Teacher Who Used Racial Slur in Class After Discrimination Probe Cleared Her Majesty
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Has Announced Plans to Keep Doing That
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Donald Trump Suggests Obama May Be Essential to Their Dance Battles
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Woman Opens Her Mouth and Stuns Crowd at Worst Roast Ever in Cut for Time "SNL" Sketch
1	1 Vote	Baby Boxes Save Lives. So Why the Stigma?
1	1 Vote	Time for Her 81st Birthday