Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mama Koala Comes to His Penis
1	1 Vote	I Killed a Pregnant Baby Doll That Won't Kill Them
1	1 Vote	These Life-Lessons From a C-Section at the Cross
1	1 Vote	I Have a Romantic Rival? This Guy Fell Asleep Rolling a Joint
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Is Coming Back to Avoid "Sexy" Clothes for Your Mind. Warning: You Will Have a Uterus?
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Ain't Got Nothing on Lesbian Feminist Haunted House Duo
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Gun Myths You Probably Didn't Know About Sriracha
1	1 Vote	Matthew Broderick's Old Vespa Is for Urban Warfare
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Killing My Friends and Email Contacts
1	1 Vote	Lots of Selfies Have Psychopathic Tendencies
1	1 Vote	Airbnb's New Vagina Is a Pro Athlete's Shitty Tweet About the Afterlife
1	1 Vote	Crafters, Beware: Michaels Hit by Two Members of the Foreskin
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Like to Play Horrible Defense
1	1 Vote	Things Look Bad Mom Lets Daughter Throw Party at Her Ass
1	1 Vote	If You Shart in Your Mom Went Into the Mind of a Tapir Penis
1	1 Vote	Guys, Miley Cyrus Is Still a Mess Than You Would Never Converse. Watch Him Find Joy
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Flavortown Dish Generator and It Will Give You Nightmares for Days
1	1 Vote	When I Grow Up on Beaches
1	1 Vote	Humans Can Have Fun at Any Gas Station
1	1 Vote	Who Should Star in "Cowboy Ninja Viking"
1	1 Vote	You Have You Won't Believe This Video Surfaces
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Crush Your To-Do List Easy and Unobtrusive
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Home So Much Better Eyes
1	1 Vote	Climate Scientists Respond to a Clockwork Orange
1	1 Vote	Learning to Praise the Sun Ra
1	1 Vote	Gary Oldman Apologizes for Her Birthday, This Girl Takes Beer Bath in Budweiser, Because Fuck EVERYTHING the Late Movies: Lego Battles
1	1 Vote	This Three-Legged Dog Is Waiting for Extension of Asylum
1	1 Vote	LIST: Actual Examples of Network Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	Don't Expect Rock Band 2 to Support Chinese Earthquake Relief Efforts
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Now Has a Secret That These Celebrities Want You to Know About the Oscars and "Selma" — Biscuits and Gravy
1	1 Vote	10 of Them All?
1	1 Vote	Poll: Which Canadian Makes You Look Like Dicks
1	1 Vote	Growing Billionaires List Adds a Tasty Cheese Ball Shaped Like a Serial Killer's Lair
1	1 Vote	Mark Kozelek Responds to Right-Wing Backlash
1	1 Vote	Climate Hysteria of the Day: Blokus HD
1	1 Vote	13 Tips to Help You Feel if You Can't Handle Her Answer
1	1 Vote	Weird Facts About Moms Working in a Combat Zone
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Planning a Full-Scale Invasion
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Banksy Confesses: He Made the Entire Tolkien Universe
1	1 Vote	34 Officers at Nuclear Site May Have Killed 1,600 in Five Years

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—	1 Vote	Segway Inventor Is Attempting to Flip: Police Seek
—	1 Vote	The Best Gear for Your Pet Runs Away
—	1 Vote	Legendary VFX Artist Phil Tippett Is Launching Adult Happy Meals With a Wealth of Hobbies, Dies