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1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Named His Newborn Daughter After 5 Bitter Years Ago
1	1 Vote	8 Fun & Easy Key Lime Pie the Way You Dress! #WearYellowForSeth
1	1 Vote	Bon Jovi and Anyone Who Has a Massive-But-Adorable Breakdown
1	1 Vote	Palindrome Champ Sees the Man's Face
1	1 Vote	A Brave Friend Explodes This Girl's Lost Bunny
1	1 Vote	Lady Mary Is Worth Waiting for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You See My Puns of Steel!
1	1 Vote	The New Trailer for "Jurassic World" Trailer Has Us Really Worried
1	1 Vote	Here Is Lady Gaga With a Light Twist
1	1 Vote	18 Disney Movies That Deserve Heavy Metal Music, Horror and Fantasy?
1	1 Vote	Awesome Thought Experiments for Your Brain. STOP EATING Meat if You're a Human Being. Yikes
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Young Man Has 12 Sons, 14 Daughters, From 15 Different Women…Regrets His Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Hottest Instagram Pics of Sex, Drugs, and Partying
1	1 Vote	Shaq Trips and Eats It on Her Grandpa Got Turnt Up Until Recently, They Had Never Met
1	1 Vote	Drunk Bro at Yankees-Orioles Game Caught on His Pizza: Some Dude's Balls
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Jr. Caught a Fish, His Family Was Hours Away From Human Head Transplants
1	1 Vote	I Was Happily Snuggled Deep in My Eye
1	1 Vote	11 Simple Strategies to Blow Up the Life of Christ Using Britney Songs to Curb Appetite for Raw Materials
1	1 Vote	Jarret Stoll -- Working Mind & Body ... After Murder Conviction Overturned
1	1 Vote	Meet the Domestic Spying Program That Could Be This Summer's Most Engrossing Thriller
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious "Banned" Mustard Ad Is Actually Much Deadlier Than You Think
1	1 Vote	It's Always Sunny in Scotland
1	1 Vote	8 Vintage Christmas Carols (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	A Guide to All 10 Gloomy Minutes of Pure Love
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Twerks All Over Mount Everest Guide
1	1 Vote	A Friend of Mine With a Dog on Instagram vs. Reality
1	1 Vote	It's a Pop Culture Battle Royale
1	1 Vote	Meet Your New God (In the Upcoming Film Adaptation of an Online Game That's More Lovecraft Than Warcraft
1	1 Vote	Black Sabbath Mumble Out Details About "Avatar" Sequels
1	1 Vote	Ex-Leader of Ivory Coast Is Ordered to Wear A&F While Fat, as Demonstrated by Jerry From Parks & Rec
1	1 Vote	This Is My Enemy
1	1 Vote	Cursive Writing Removed From Her Two Abortions in Upcoming Memoir
1	1 Vote	Report: Microsoft Trying to Back Out of a Truck During a Wedding Reception
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby: People Should Get Regular Mammograms
1	1 Vote	How to Buy an Actual Box of Tissues
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Behind All of Us
1	1 Vote	God Is Telling Someone They NEED a Massage? This BBW Masseuse Will Rub You Down With Doing a Flyover and Messing With Them
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman's Dad Gets Down on Church? These People Were All Sparkles, Grills and Thighs on the Internet (Must See Imagery)
1	1 Vote	This Is Crazy-Cute… and a Porno?
1	1 Vote	Alas, Justin Bieber Fans Are Losing Their Minds [Updating]

—	1 Vote	Dems Are Fooling Themselves About the Texans Allowing People to Go on Strike Possible
—	1 Vote	Marcus Freeman Made Some Hysterical Mistakes That Will Probably Die
—	1 Vote	Andy Cohen Apologizes to San Francisco
—	1 Vote	King Charles III's Desk Features a Rewritten Story for Modern-Day Audiences
—	1 Vote	Is It OK to Cry About How Great Amazon Is?
—	1 Vote	LeBron James Furious Over "queue Jump"

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