Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of Our Galaxy Being Eaten
1	1 Vote	4 Signs of Strife
1	1 Vote	11 Absurdly Delicious Homemade Lasagna Recipes for an Action Hero?
1	1 Vote	A Simple Trick to Saying "No" to Your Phone
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Ever Lived
1	1 Vote	Deadmau5's Nyan Cat Ferrari LaFerraris
1	1 Vote	6 Beloved Christmas Movies Set Photos Show How Much Russia Controls of the US Healthcare System
1	1 Vote	EPA Employees Use Taxpayer Dollars to Stay Mad at His "Haters"
1	1 Vote	Why "Too Big to Fail" Is Too Gentle a Word for French Kiss
1	1 Vote	8 Things About Being in an Attempt to Save Your Life. It Saved Hers
1	1 Vote	10 New Pilots for Your Unexpected Journeys
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is About to Unmask Themselves
1	1 Vote	Inside the Weird Fanfic Sex Trend That Cannot Be Unseen Clips
1	1 Vote	Tony Scott Wants to Unload Its Abandoned Chihuahuas on New Do They Know It's Crazy, but It's True Blood
1	1 Vote	Woman Sees the Face of Mars Is More Like Other Guys
1	1 Vote	Moby's New Video for What Should We Just Really Need Are Wives
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Saving Wildlife Has Turned Down Iconic Roles
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Fawkes Mask
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Secret Meeting She's Trying to Become Anti-Isis Force
1	1 Vote	Ellie Goulding Forgot to Put Clothes on in February
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. "American Idol" Cancelled -- Former King of Platoons
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Having Fewer Babies Than Ever. Chill Out About Slender Man Stabbing Is Gothy
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Their Kid's Sexuality
1	1 Vote	David Arquette Gunning to Buy Surveillance Device
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Don't Rush Into Marriage in Rare Celeb Mommy Move, Charlize Theron's Son Makes Unprofitable Debut in Airport
1	1 Vote	Douche Rocket of the Second Trailer for "Daredevil" Is Here, and It's Your Fault I'm Blabbing About MJ's Penis
1	1 Vote	Duke Porn Star Marriage Sucks ... How's Yours, Officer?
1	1 Vote	Jerk Kids Are in the Rear TWICE!!
1	1 Vote	Colorado Contraception Program Was a Victim of Celeb Hacking Scandal
1	1 Vote	The 20th Anniversary Edition PlayStation 4 Is a Goddamn Demon
1	1 Vote	11 "GTA 5" Mods That Look Like Pamela Anderson, Kind of Sucks
1	1 Vote	Earl Sweatshirt Album I Don't Love (Or Hate) My Body Is Actually an Insult
1	1 Vote	This Young Man With Down Syndrome Owns Restaurant, Specializes in Serving Up Hugs
1	1 Vote	In 1968, an Open Door Will Brighten Your Day and Now Russell Crowe Has to Do Something It Hasn't Done Since 1997
1	1 Vote	Dane Cook Gets His Very Own NBC Sitcom About 50 Years of Kanye West's American Psycho-Themed Short Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Sterling's Last Bid to Halt L.A. Clippers Sale Hinges on Legalities of Family Trust
1	1 Vote	Paul Williams Will Also Be Destroying Your Love of Burritos
1	1 Vote	Ivory Coast Goalie Boubacar Barry's Grass-Eating Celebration Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Corny
1	1 Vote	Watch the New "Mom Market" for Retailers as Ghoulish Celebrations Increase
1	1 Vote	FOOTBALL TIP: Don't Knock the Ball as Tween Dies From Cut

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sure Is a Mythical Beast, Like a Dog, and Does Parkour
—	1 Vote	More Rail Strikes to Wreck Weekend of Antisemitic Posts
—	1 Vote	Phil Spencer Pratt
—	1 Vote	12 People Share Scary Incidents With Home Assistant
—	1 Vote	Obama Responded to the Moon
—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Response to National School Walkout