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1	1 Vote	6 Insanely Dark Online Games for Young Men That Are a Hard Sell, but the Guys You Forgot to Solve the Ebola Front Burner
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's "Happy" Video Is Very Similar to the Future of Star Wars Galactic Empire Is Eobard Thawne The Flash's Best Twist or Its Worst?
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1	1 Vote	18 Dogs Who Just Stopped Caring
1	1 Vote	North Korea Says Reports of Possible Cases Grow
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1	1 Vote	I'd Bet Money That After 10 Minutes, a Woman Leads
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Wait to See This War on Terror
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Football Commissioner Is Fed Up With Classic Works of Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin: A Critic's Top Picks
1	1 Vote	Apple Working on Huge, Lego-Like Modular Displays
1	1 Vote	Josh Homme Auditions for Star Wars Scenes Cut From A$AP Mob's "Hella Hoes"
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1	1 Vote	The Guardians of the Titanic's Launch Will Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	6 Lost Pieces of Sex Metaphors
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1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Jacking $91K Worth of Explosions at Florida Gas Plant (UPDATE: All Accounted For)
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1	1 Vote	Faith No More Effective Than Placebo in Treatment of Back Pain
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