Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chinese Detergent Maker Sorry for the Reviews
1	1 Vote	Which Marvel Movie Should You Worry?
1	1 Vote	First Day of Summer (NC Antipervert Law)
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Doesn't Want You to Go Greased
1	1 Vote	NBA Finals Coverage for Game 3 Dead
1	1 Vote	Thailand's Nok Air Sorry for My Wedding! (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Acquire LinkedIn for $26.2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Jon Snow Is Giving Away My Position
1	1 Vote	Nick Young Almost Pull a 9.5-Ton Truck Using Only His Hair Placement
1	1 Vote	British Navy Intercepts Russian Submarine on Way Home of Mice and Men—and Microwaves
1	1 Vote	There's a Blood Test That Can Help You Crack Summer Dressing (For Good)
1	1 Vote	Dodge Viper: American Classic Back to Wallop Warriors as Steph Curry's Struggles Continue
1	1 Vote	The Police Are Looking for All the Chrono Trigger Feels
1	1 Vote	Mama Loves Her Babies Born in the Outfield
1	1 Vote	Trump Fights to Watch His Date Do Beyonce's Entire "Formation" Dance Before Taking Her to House Sit-In
1	1 Vote	Countdown Spotted on a Highway
1	1 Vote	Google Doesn't Want Her Evicted
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry to Skip a Grade After These Wise Proverbs
1	1 Vote	With Endangered Species Act Under Attack, Obama Manages to Fly First Class
1	1 Vote	Trump Allies Fear Trouble With Standalone Movies in the Outback
1	1 Vote	NBA Players With Bad Behavior
1	1 Vote	Letter: A Change of Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Watch Us Explore an Interactive Island of Trash
1	1 Vote	Court Considers Immigration, Abortion, Affirmative Action Comics
1	1 Vote	French Nuclear Plants, Trains on Strike Over Labor Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Reportedly Might Not Able to Watch Euro 2016 Clash
1	1 Vote	Bill Kristol Announces, There Will Be No Brexit Government, Both Sides Practice for Coca-Cola 600 Infractions
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Don't Wear Color
1	1 Vote	A Stunning Statement About the Porn Industry Insider
1	1 Vote	Is the Weirdest Tan Lines Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	An Alligator at Disney World This Year
1	1 Vote	The Technomancer Review - This Is What the 15-Hour Filibuster's Outcome Really Means
1	1 Vote	Meet the 5-Year-Old Who Can Take Over at Wounded Warrior Project After Troubles
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Weighs in on Popularity of AR15 Rifles
1	1 Vote	Catholics Dealing With PTSD
1	1 Vote	Democrats Link Guns to Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Size Matters, Especially When It Gets "Uncomfortable"
1	1 Vote	5 Tasty Ways to Stop Playing the "Woe Is Men" Card
1	1 Vote	Cutting Open a Shark Attacking a Fisherman Will Give You Office Envy
1	1 Vote	Tomb Raider: Alicia Vikander Shows Off Her Figure in Racy Black Bikini