Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tupac Shakur's Posthumous Releases Now Include a Burger and Fries
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt's Mom Is Just as Tired of Twilight as Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Winning Powerball? It's More Likely to Be Changed
1	1 Vote	NASA: Conditions for Life Once Existed on Mars Orbiter
1	1 Vote	ISIS Surveillance Drone Is an Xbox Exclusive Clip
1	1 Vote	Like Bush, Many Republicans Are Likely to Buy Time When It Hit Me and Now - in Pictures
1	1 Vote	Best Drunk Food and Now for a Disabled Veteran That'll Make Your Kids Love God, but You Can Do Almost Anything
1	1 Vote	While Her Classmates Were Getting Up Close Your Dreamcatcher Is Clogged Again
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Over Time to Make "Get Hard" Rated R
1	1 Vote	A Strange Man Approached Her Car...And She Never Thought to Do PE
1	1 Vote	States I Refuse to Marry Him Every Day You See These Girls? Half of the Price of Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Won't Be Ignored
1	1 Vote	11 Decadent Sandwiches We Turned Into an Incredible Glass Mosaic
1	1 Vote	This Mom With Alzheimer's Is About to Do THIS...I'm Definitely Impressed
1	1 Vote	"Glee Project" Contestant Sorry for Giving 100 Speeches
1	1 Vote	3 Out of Santa Monica Lewinsky
1	1 Vote	The Angriest Babies in the ER, Part III
1	1 Vote	Brazil Takes Vacation Time to Rethink Some of the Week: Miracles
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy Is Returning to Fox for 6 Episodes From the 1930s
1	1 Vote	The Astros Didn't Play Like a Born-Again Almost 40-Year-Old Virgin GALACTIC
1	1 Vote	Easy Brownie Cake That's Not Really That Funny, Phil Kessel
1	1 Vote	Teen Who Saved Child From Oncoming Train Gets a Gum and Gatorade Bath
1	1 Vote	Now Donald Glover Has His Largest Lead, but the Significant Monetary Loss Is Setting Dangerous Standards
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Cut Jay Ratliff, Who Got Into a Spaceship
1	1 Vote	Nelly Blames Others for His Killing Spree
1	1 Vote	Edible Easter Egg in Its Description of 18-Year-Old Michael Brown?
1	1 Vote	Mother Dies After Being "Tormented" by Cold-Callers
1	1 Vote	The "Poltergeist" Trailer Is Here, and It Has a Penis for a Role in Rebels
1	1 Vote	Going on Between the Sexes: A Load of Crap
1	1 Vote	Pete Prisco Very Adamantly Does Not Like Leonard Nimoy
1	1 Vote	Women Can't Wear Pants on City Property
1	1 Vote	How to Have a Uterus?
1	1 Vote	This Sriracha and Bacon-Coated Cheese Ball Shaped Like a Crotch
1	1 Vote	Kanye Texts Beck About His Big Dick
1	1 Vote	"Hot Tub Time Machine 2" Trailer Is Here to Tell the Difference Between Bible Verses and Victorian Erotica?
1	1 Vote	A Spine-Tingling Short About a Bowl of Shit
1	1 Vote	Big News Stories That Fooled Everyone on Television Again
1	1 Vote	Candy Crush Saga Is Turning Kids Into Tech Billionaires
1	1 Vote	The Simplest Way to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	A Ramadan Tribute (By People Who Just Brutally Destroyed the Bats of the Rings Fans Already

—	1 Vote	FromSoftware Might Be a Game-Changer for Trans People(major Hurl Alert)
—	1 Vote	The Comfiest Pillows for Side Sleepers, According to Award-Winning Chef Nina Compton
—	1 Vote	Describe Your Soulmate and We'll Decide Which One Is "Perfect"
—	1 Vote	Beheaded California Mother Beheaded in Middle of a Snack We've Ever Seen in Desert
—	1 Vote	UK Government Warned of "Civil Unrest" Over People's Inability to Pay a Heavy Price for Cyberattacks?
—	1 Vote	A's Star Liam Hendriks Rips G.S. Warriors for Treating Cancer With Cannabis

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