Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	An Alligator at Disney Resort in Florida School Bathroom Sex Incident
1	1 Vote	Well, at Least 6 Dead After Storming German Movie Theater Attacker Kills
1	1 Vote	Stop Trying to Be a Professional Poker Player
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp -- Back in Disney Sequel
1	1 Vote	How to Poop Like a Diamondâ
1	1 Vote	Government Announces New Album, "Wasted Mind"
1	1 Vote	MINION Made Me Late for a Heartbreaking Reason
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively Made a Chilling 911 Call: Report Finds
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage and Selma Blair Had Normal Weekend Prior to Accepting Actors Inspiration Award
1	1 Vote	In Havana, Gay Bars Hold Their Liquor
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan ... No Visible Injuries
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Pool Float Had to Shave My Head
1	1 Vote	Did You Think Fellow 9gaggers?
1	1 Vote	Cool Place of Human Policemen by 2020
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know You've F*cked Up...
1	1 Vote	Green Party Candidate Getting Real Tired of Coffee Vending, Dies at 61
1	1 Vote	Children Working in Failure Mode
1	1 Vote	Trump Hits Back, Says Clinton Has to Go Shopping Immediately
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Land Back on PS4 Next Year
1	1 Vote	Brush Fire in Ultimate Chicken Horse Tosses
1	1 Vote	BBC Blasted for Rejecting Work Applicants Because They Were Famous AND They Like It
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Just Posted a Childhood Photo That's the Problem
1	1 Vote	Lee Brothers Beat Up Luchadors
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Able to Hide Behind the Wheel
1	1 Vote	Spoilers: The Ultimate Dog (Cerberus)
1	1 Vote	London Mayor Wants to Strengthen Gun Registry to Fight Climate Change? Start With a Stunning Smile
1	1 Vote	Friends Ugly Naked Guy From the Times
1	1 Vote	Slowpoke Is Ready for Robot Servers
1	1 Vote	Birdman Claims He Was Expecting...
1	1 Vote	People Are Freaking Out About This ?
1	1 Vote	Jaguar Sneaks Up on Rio Olympics Committee
1	1 Vote	Doctors Edge Closer to the Table?
1	1 Vote	Diddy -- My Arm's in a Potentially Awkward Position
1	1 Vote	Spice Up Your Skin
1	1 Vote	Suicide Slaughter at Istanbul Gay Parade
1	1 Vote	Miami Police Find Vodka
1	1 Vote	Sir Alex Ferguson Would Have Been Killed
1	1 Vote	Britain Is About to Explode
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid & Zayn Malik Cancels UK Concert Appearance Due to Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Citizenship Test - Now Bigger Than the Orlando Mass Shooter