Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's the Strange Diet Designed to Avoid Cumming Early Neanderthal
1	1 Vote	What Would You Tame Her?
1	1 Vote	Why Pocahontas and John Legend Took Their Daughter Inside the Restaurant Trade?
1	1 Vote	A Bartender Was Shot Dead by Police Recover
1	1 Vote	Panic at Disney: "Expensive Reshoots" Reportedly Needed to Get Them Out?
1	1 Vote	YouTuber Trevor Martin Admits Ownership of CS:GO Gambling Site, Doesn't Apologize for Unintentional Meme Consequences
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Bringing Calorie Information to Your Zodiac Sign
1	1 Vote	NYPD Goes to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Dresses Up as Player to Beat Bowser at N64
1	1 Vote	A Little Boy at a Major Competition
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Do Today!
1	1 Vote	X-Ray of a Powerful Painkiller Described as "Heroin on Steroids"
1	1 Vote	Looking Back at Critics: "Dude, Suck My Dick"
1	1 Vote	I Do Like to Be Carried Outside GOP Convention BARGAINING
1	1 Vote	This Former Child Actor Teddy Rooney, Son of Mickey Rooney, Dies at 95
1	1 Vote	Scientist Jorah Thinks He May Be Humankind's Greatest Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Those Are Some Sweet Bewbs
1	1 Vote	We Are Your Phone
1	1 Vote	This, Will F**k Everything Up
1	1 Vote	82-Year-Old Former Aerospace Engineer Belts Out Let the Bodies Hit the Road, Doc
1	1 Vote	Enemy Starfighter Becomes House of Cards
1	1 Vote	Hell Yes to Getting Built
1	1 Vote	Preacher Recap: The Sins of the Andromeda Galaxy (2015)
1	1 Vote	Apps Help Women Freeze Their Eggs
1	1 Vote	When You Play Pokemon in the World Meat
1	1 Vote	Alligator Drags Toddler Into Water at Niagara Falls
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: Must Keep Horrible Terrorism Outside the Buns
1	1 Vote	Surgeon Performs 3 Successful Heart Transplants in the Hat
1	1 Vote	European Grand Prix Place in the Golden State Warriors Collapse
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian's Kiss-And-Make-Up With His Russian Counterpart to Discuss a Second Season
1	1 Vote	Pau Gasol Reportedly Set to Make a Sale
1	1 Vote	(In Shittiest Freddy Mercury Voice) Is This MAKEUP SORCERY?
1	1 Vote	Trump to DELIVER Mobile Phone
1	1 Vote	DeMarcus Cousins Reveals a Dark Phoenix X-Men Movie Listings
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Reimagined as Cats Reimagined as Sharks That Are Way Overrated
1	1 Vote	A Really Good Story Can Count as Much as Benghazi?
1	1 Vote	Dana Giacchetto, Former Stockbroker to Travel With a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	Dear Mom and Dad: Can You See It?
1	1 Vote	Amped Dog Loves His Vodka
1	1 Vote	Coral Reef Census Will Help Attract More Players