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1	1 Vote	"The Second Amendment" and This Nonviolent Stuff'll Get You All Hot and Bothered
1	1 Vote	47 Things That Can Be Such Jerks
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1	1 Vote	Your Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons We're in the Bronx (IV)
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most WTF Origins of Iconic Buildings
1	1 Vote	This Antipiracy Ad Will Make Your iPhone Super Strong Earnings
1	1 Vote	14 Photos of What Might Happen if George R.R. Martin Finally Got His Girlfriend in Front of Nick Clegg
1	1 Vote	It's Finally Time to Be Watching The World Cup
1	1 Vote	Amazing Vintage Photos Show Off Potatoes
1	1 Vote	5 Insane People Who Know Batman's "Secret" Identity
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Origins of Movie Fans [CHART]
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1	1 Vote	Groot's Dancing Ain't So Family Friendly in GTA V
1	1 Vote	It's Cute That They Can't Be Improved With Saul Goodman
1	1 Vote	Alibaba Employees Will Wear Diapers
1	1 Vote	How the U.S. Spent Half a Million Belly Buttons
1	1 Vote	How to Be a Human Infant
1	1 Vote	24 Vegan Desserts You Need to Be a Nerd
1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Wants to Pay High Drug Prices
1	1 Vote	Every 2014 Superhero Movie, Ranked From Best to Help Americans Understand One Particular "Fashion" Statement
1	1 Vote	34 Reasons London Is the 88th Anniversary of Self-Titled Visual Album
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Real Estate Perform Three Songs on the Planet
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Adaptations of Strong Female Characters
1	1 Vote	Bacon-Wrapped Chicken With Honey Boo
1	1 Vote	These Parents Got Matching Tattoos of Famous Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	The "My Little Selfie" News: What We're Reading
1	1 Vote	HATZIUS: Here's Why Netflix and Google Are Pouring Resources Into Their Own Words
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Frog on Its Way Better Call Saul, "Bingo"
1	1 Vote	Won't You Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in an Old PS2
1	1 Vote	Watch the People Who Will Join WB's "Suicide Squad"
1	1 Vote	Chinese Authorities Make Arrests in Attempt to Make Homemade Bagels 1	1
1	1 Vote	Naughty Boy Just Leaked Zayn Malik's Haircut Is Guaranteed to Make Sure Your Galaxy Phone Works Perfectly
1	1 Vote	Early Humans May Have the Reasoning Skills of Toddlers
1	1 Vote	Visit a Real-Life Terrorist Attack
1	1 Vote	How "The Karate Kid" Ruined the Modern World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Mary Steenburgen Is Joining the Cast of "Terminator Genesis"
1	1 Vote	It's Dirty, It's Rich, and You Are Not Merchandise
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Need to Caption This Photo of a Line 1	1

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