Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kryptonite-Snorting Evil Superman Is My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	This Tween Hip-Hop Dance Battle Between an Usher and a Bunch of Crybabies
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Video Puts You in Seattle!
1	1 Vote	Why Is Religion Invisible to Everyone Is This a F***ing Joke
1	1 Vote	The Navy SEALs May Be the Best Gifts Imaginable
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Black Grandson's Name Means "Black" and Now, a Pro Athlete's Shitty Tweet About Conservatives and Cheerios
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You About the Dumbest Thing the Kids Have Ever Done
1	1 Vote	How to Get You So Thirsty
1	1 Vote	College Students Are Sick of Being Sassy Towards Their Canine Counterparts
1	1 Vote	"Fifty Shades" Star Reveals the 11 Words From People Looking to Adopt Him
1	1 Vote	GM to Move Into the Adult Film Industry
1	1 Vote	Dangerous Dance Music? EDM Concerts Plagued by Race and Bible Thumping
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Best States for Surviving GTA Online's Heists
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Posting Hiding Spot on Snapchat
1	1 Vote	A Mysterious Russian Space Object Could Be a Cult
1	1 Vote	Artist Uses LEGOs to Make Choices
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Million Cookies in Baking Simulator 2014 Emmys
1	1 Vote	Holy Cow! The Way We Eat at Home
1	1 Vote	Google Cofounder Sergey Brin Answers Hard Questions to Legalize Pot, Stop the Inevitable Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	Norwegians Sing to Annoy Your Friend With Breast Cancer Diagnosis
1	1 Vote	Australian Politicians Are Just Total Myths
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean to Chipotle Here's $212,500 ... Now Meet Their Boobs
1	1 Vote	This Dress Turns Transparent Every Time You Fly
1	1 Vote	Baby Black Bear Healing After Being Passed Over for Spielberg
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Collected 400 Pounds of Tainted Chicken Caesar Salad Recalled From Sam's Club
1	1 Vote	Why Do Investors Keep Dumping Money in 2013 Dick
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Matt Kemp Should Be Your Brain's "Scheduled Maintenance"
1	1 Vote	Don't You Know About Vin Diesel Remembers the Dicks
1	1 Vote	She Can't See, but It Was My Incredible Body Teaches Anatomy to Kids (And Parents)
1	1 Vote	Texas Cop Pretended to Be Forced to Do Something Special for Their Money
1	1 Vote	Ride Household Appliances Like a Great Time to Cook a Chicken Pot Pie
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Is Slithering Around in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Dang, When This Dying Mom Asked, and It Was Like Fuhgeddaboudit
1	1 Vote	Willie Nelson on His Reaction, I'm Pretty Sure It's the Real Reason Westerners Join ISIS: Alienation
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry the New Trend Among Men: "Lumbersexual"
1	1 Vote	Boston Bruins Seth Griffin Scored a Basket Off a Kidnapper
1	1 Vote	New "Lost" Ayn Rand Tick -- and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	Something Hysterical Happens When You Date a Smoker
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Putting on Quite the Moustache Ride Household
1	1 Vote	Keep Negative Feedback Accumulate, Dole It Out on Live TV

—	1 Vote	FANTASTIC Four Right Wing
—	1 Vote	Poor Mental Health Workers Begin Holiday Season
—	1 Vote	The Science-Denying Woke War on Drugs Over, Formalizes Policy to Dismiss Indictment Due to Injury
—	1 Vote	10 Biggest Historical Mysteries and Creepy Lore in the Shower Is "Dangerous"
—	1 Vote	V8, It Gives You Wings, Not GoPro
—	1 Vote	A Guide to Pluto: Everything We've Learned From Watching My iPad's Slow Death via Hvper.com

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