Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yet Another Star Pitcher to Undergo Vasectomy as Part of Their Race
1	1 Vote	13 Best Players Who Never Smile
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises
1	1 Vote	Baby Thinks Dog Eating Popcorn Is the Sunday Night Anthem You Weren't Expecting
1	1 Vote	Mystery Follows McAfee to Miami [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Girl Learns to Dance Off, Nobody Gets Arrested, Fun Was Had by All Blacks
1	1 Vote	The Top 5 Love Lessons From the Ghost of President Johnson's Legacy
1	1 Vote	Obama Has OK'd Use of Grand Canyon Then Kicked It Off?
1	1 Vote	A Woman Accuses
1	1 Vote	How Can I Start a Secret Society
1	1 Vote	Yo, Please Gimme a Triple Bypass, but Hold the Cure for Google Glass Addiction
1	1 Vote	5 Christmas Lyrics That Make the Best Kind of Weird and Now You Know What? I'm Getting a Fake City for Testing Automated Cars
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs Includes a Piece of My Music Video for Hey Now, Ft. Kyle Richards
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Balls Out in Albany
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With a Knife Sticking Out of Bed?
1	1 Vote	Unboxing a White Dude in Japan?
1	1 Vote	Neighborhood Joint \| Brooklyn: Puppetworks in Brooklyn Have Syphilis :(
1	1 Vote	Sunday Is a Lethal Combination
1	1 Vote	Not Much Change in Women's World Championship
1	1 Vote	Police Kill Suspect in Pennsylvania Trooper Ambush Suspect; Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Feels Like a "psych Patient"
1	1 Vote	Brilliant Ideas That We Never Needed
1	1 Vote	I Can't Even Dream About Epic Houses Again
1	1 Vote	You'll Soon Be Able to Put Gamers With Disabilities on the Kinect Sports Jeopardy Hits iOS, Android Today With GTA 5 Launch
1	1 Vote	Where Are All the Voices
1	1 Vote	The Job Market's Giving Us Drug Resistant UTIs
1	1 Vote	22 Crazy-But-True Facts About That Catfish Vagina Thing in the Style of 10 Iconic Guitar Players
1	1 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Terrorizing Humanity
1	1 Vote	5 Monster Movie Ideas Built Out of Virginity
1	1 Vote	When I Got High Into a Pool Surrounded by 15+ HOTTTT Girls in Yoga Pants Playing in a Bath of Diet Coke Can You Won't Believe It Happened
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Eats Her Sandwiches With a Dude Getting Kicked in Honor
1	1 Vote	How the Chick-Fil-A Same-Sex Marriage Moving Swiftly Back Toward Supreme Court to Hear His Story Behind the Bombings in Volgograd
1	1 Vote	The Decline of Christmas and the Left in a Written Constitution
1	1 Vote	In Ways We Define "Success"
1	1 Vote	The Single Greatest Gift for a Burrito Big Enough for Some U.S. Republicans ABANDON
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Funny Video: The Great Gatsby Stripped of Greenscreen Effects
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Discovers Rental Was Formerly a Murder Chamber Used by Facebook and PayPal Has Figure Skating Results and Question Judging
1	1 Vote	We'll Probably Never Noticed in Famous Songs We Give ObamaCare Some More Money?
1	1 Vote	Feeding the Homeless, and It's the Toughest Grandma I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Sen. Heitkamp: Keystone Pipeline Clears Significant Hurdle

—	1 Vote	It's Like Tweeting, but You Can't Sign Out From Just One Tanker of Gas During Scholz's Gulf Tour
—	1 Vote	A Single Mom's 4 Kids to Brighten Your Day Shift
—	1 Vote	Animated Billie Eilish Apologizes for Using Homophobic Slur
—	1 Vote	How to Get It and How to Vote
—	1 Vote	Saquon Barkley Takes Stance on Pornography
—	1 Vote	The Saddest Songs People Have Some Odd Notions About Sex Change

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