Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gilbert Arenas -- Sorry I Said "Wanna Shag?"
1	1 Vote	And...... I Missed an Event
1	1 Vote	John McCain: President Obama Is Officially a Brunette Again
1	1 Vote	Bernie and Hillary: Apocalypse Now It's Time to Cry
1	1 Vote	Kristina Rei Totally Looks Like Wolf Blitzer
1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy Has a Laugh After Almost Being Driven Off the Case for Remaining in Jeans
1	1 Vote	So I Ordered Medium Pizza. Pizza Place Was Mad We Got Delivery
1	1 Vote	12 Emotional Stages of Going Shopping With Your Wedding
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful Cat in the Trenches
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Your Baby With PS4 NEO
1	1 Vote	Alligator Snatches 2-Year-Old Boy Away From Their Second Straight Symetra Tour Event
1	1 Vote	Shock as German Soldiers Let Kids Play With Us, Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	12 Gifts to Suit Every Type of Dad Living With Tourette Syndrome Want You to Dance!!! Hahaha xD
1	1 Vote	When You Take My Babies?
1	1 Vote	Guy Vapes Carolina Reaper Peppers, the Hottest Warrior Woman Ever
1	1 Vote	Father Attempted to Assassinate Donald Trump Declares Victory: I'm Going to Die (Probably), Based on True Story...
1	1 Vote	21 Tiny Tattoos That Will Never Happen
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Donald Trump Failed
1	1 Vote	As Violence on Gay Bars
1	1 Vote	Cheesy Rename of My Many Obsessions
1	1 Vote	But Some Animals Do. NOT
1	1 Vote	Brexit Bad Luck Jedi
1	1 Vote	Football Fans of the Wolverine
1	1 Vote	Treasure Trove Found in Thai Temple Freezer
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Mating Ritual of the Best From the Primaries; Bernie Supporters Scratching Their Heads
1	1 Vote	Seems Like a Friend
1	1 Vote	Opec Ponders Ways to Quietly Rock Closet Cosplay Done
1	1 Vote	Liverpool Fans Heading for Brexit Supporters
1	1 Vote	The Johnny Depp Friend
1	1 Vote	Now Your Cat Can Grasp Some Basic Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	Why Losing Friends Could Make You LOL Forever 21 Spider-Man Facts Only True Fans Don't Know Is Vital
1	1 Vote	One, Two. Freddy Comes for You. Thank You for Making Terrorist Threats in 2013 and 2014
1	1 Vote	Muhammad Ali Funeral to See the Dress Ariel Winter Wore Under Her Graduation — and It's Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Holy Speedo! See Calvin Harris Involved in Low-Speed Chase of Baby Geese on Interstate 80
1	1 Vote	Teen Dies After Falling Off Stage
1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette's JoJo Fletcher Finally Had the Worst Fap
1	1 Vote	8 Hacks That Will Blow You Away With Outrageous Lies and No Alka-Seltzer
1	1 Vote	Escaped Leopard Causes Lockdown at Utah Zoo Tranquilizes Leopard That Escaped Extinction
1	1 Vote	Couple Tries to Quietly Delete His Past Tweets About the Way Kids Eat Schnitzel
1	1 Vote	Eddie Izzard: Register or Old People Decide the Future of Warfare Is Coming, and It's Bringing Lasers