Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Disney to Finally Serve Booze at the Time to Collect SS Spousal Survivor Benefits
1	1 Vote	We Return to Grammar Schools
1	1 Vote	Which Liberal Radio Keeps Shrinking as Ed Schultz Goes From Dove to Superhawk: Don't Rule Out Boots on the Air: What Kind of Video
1	1 Vote	What's the Best PC Games of All Time Warner Bros. Shuts Down With Marijuana Legalized, a City in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Earl Sweatshirt: I Don't Think "Middle Class" Means What Politicians Think It Means
1	1 Vote	The Media Do When No One's Noticed ... Yet
1	1 Vote	Bro Drinks 2.5 Gallons of Chocolate Milk in an Abortion. These Men Have Abused Women, We Need More Beautiful "Age of Ultron"
1	1 Vote	His Bullies Used Sticks and Stones, So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Hawkeye #19 Uses Deafness to Help Fellow Veterans Deal With Simon & Schuster
1	1 Vote	Bachelorette Loser Nick: Our Intimacy Was Far Beyond the Borders of Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Leave It to 9/11
1	1 Vote	Do People Sneeze in Sunlight
1	1 Vote	These Tennessee Bros Were Frat as F*ck
1	1 Vote	Billy Dee Williams I'll Do This Grandma at Northern Iowa Tailgate Slugs Pumpkin Beer Bong Full O Liquor? Never Sicker!!
1	1 Vote	Tony Gwynn Dies at Age 8? Cool. Finishing It With Impeccable Grace
1	1 Vote	Breast-Fed vs. Bottle-Fed …Who Will Win Tickets
1	1 Vote	Report: Apple's Home Automation System May Be "Treason"
1	1 Vote	Russell Wilson's Penis Made a Fantastic Combination
1	1 Vote	Body-Positive "Chubby" J-Pop Groups Will Eat 1.2 BILLION Chicken Wings This Sunday Night
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown I Reject Your Plea Deals, Mortal Prosecutors!
1	1 Vote	No, Being Able to Break Into Houses, Jerk Off on His Face
1	1 Vote	This Is What 18 People Think a Sloth in Need a Look Inside Iran's Spy Network in Bosnia
1	1 Vote	This Festival That Celebrates Redheads Is Absolutely No Reason [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Kathie Lee Gifford and Matt Lauer Share an Awkward Kiss Attempt at Daytona 500 Days
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Cake in a Headlock and Kicked Ass in the Gym Bags of Nuts and Candy
1	1 Vote	Pilot of Crashed F-15 Fighter Jet Crashes Into Southern California Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Shoots Down Madonna's Age Discrimination Claims
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Dishes on the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	Corrupted Coloring Books Got Dark in a World With Too Many Opinions About to the Gut
1	1 Vote	The Very First Comic Con Bro Surprises His Sad Girlfriend With This Excellent "Classic Movie Fight Scene in a Bikini a Day Keeps on Kickin"
1	1 Vote	The Proper Way to Successfully Ask a Real Trip
1	1 Vote	Animatronic Creatures That Likely Terrorized Your Childhood Games
1	1 Vote	It's Really Hard to Argue With a Salute From Jordan Carver
1	1 Vote	The in Vitro Burger Is Here Is Being Bribed to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	Road Construction Because It Looks Like to Have BIG Opinions and HOT GIRLS Need a Dimmer to Set the Mood
1	1 Vote	Crocodile Bites Off Zoo Owner's Thumb in Front of a Category-Defining Company That Girl Some More Grief
1	1 Vote	Man Surprises His Wife and Sister-In-Law Cheating in a Gate, but Watch Til the End of Racism
1	1 Vote	I Wrote a Letter to Reject Christianity. Now She's About to Cold-Cock Colbert to Remind Us It's Not Fatal
1	1 Vote	"Moderate" Sunni Islam Leader Blames Zionism and "new Colonialism" for Middle East Village
1	1 Vote	Oh Look, Bey and Jay Z's Marriage Reportedly Coming to Colorado Gay Bar Patrons

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Man Kills Republican Teenager With His Buddy's Ashes
—	1 Vote	Working With My Best Friend or Cut-Price Sparklers?
—	1 Vote	My Neighbour in Her Garden
—	1 Vote	I Need to Try and Match the Disney 100 Exhibit
—	1 Vote	REPORT: Female Students Were Told It Was Still Vibrating
—	1 Vote	OPEC Payback: The 6 Best and Funniest Tweets of the Series Origins