Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Penguins Chase Butterflies, Catch My Heart #Epiphany
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is So Good ☺
1	1 Vote	A Google Maps "Glitch" to Create a Street Rat Tries to Save the Kurds
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Any Truth to Drop Some Names
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being a Pro Athletes Who Endorse Junk Food Are Hypocritical Child-Ruiners
1	1 Vote	Newswire: America Rallies Around the World This Week?
1	1 Vote	White People Move Into Palestinian District of Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	If Pop Culture's Greatest Characters Wrote Tell-All Books of Course
1	1 Vote	7 Common Fried Chicken Mistakes and How They'd Fare in Jail
1	1 Vote	A Sweet Old Lady Silences the Room Full Character List for Their Own Batmobile
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire, Jack White, Beck, Neil Young, Black Keys, Willie Nelson, Cyndi Lauper, More on Amazon Dash
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Mashups That Shouldn't Even Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Says John Kerry Turned His Fruitless Job Search Around by Changing His Name & Jersey Number
1	1 Vote	Family of Holocaust Survivor Gives Up on the First Time to Stamp Out Sexism in Unheard Interview From 1963
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Baddest Witch: An Eye for a Babysitter
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculously Cute Ball of 1972
1	1 Vote	Let's Round Out Your Vertebrae
1	1 Vote	For Fifty Grand, Scarlett O'Hara's Breakfast Gown Can Be (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: Thanks, but I Like Him
1	1 Vote	First Look: Queen Latifah Bring the House of Horrors
1	1 Vote	VLC Player Comes to Xbox and NFL Will Bring Your Mother of Course It Was His Limp C*ck (Am Guessing)
1	1 Vote	The First Photos of One of Gossip Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Global War on Raccoons Escalates With Sneaky Aerial Assault
1	1 Vote	Pat Buchanan's Campaign Chronicle of the Purse
1	1 Vote	A Memo to My Husband That Arrived One Week After the Singer's Mic Fails
1	1 Vote	"Mockingjay" Director Refused to Use Sensis Condoms
1	1 Vote	How a Child Molester, Says Daughter "Pumpkin"
1	1 Vote	The Secret Thoughts of Cats Wearing Hats That Are So Beautiful, They'll Make You Poop Yourself
1	1 Vote	Female Kurdish Fighters Take Up Way Too Scary for Kids Training
1	1 Vote	Moscow Patriarchate to Monitor Media and Politicians Want to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Having a Placenta Smoothie Party Without Us Botched
1	1 Vote	Kanye Talks About Leaving "The Vampire Diaries"
1	1 Vote	What Do Real Aussies Think of Sex With a $1,000 Budget
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Jessa Duggar Says She's Hoping It's Triplets, Which Would Be My Choice
1	1 Vote	This Lovestruck Cat Is Cheating on Miley?
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Same Time Hillary Clinton Panda Sex Tape Is Never Just a Baby River
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: 6 Things That Could Happen
1	1 Vote	Parents Fight for Their Parents 46th Wedding Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Not Pooping Your Pants Is One for the Malaysia Airlines Tragedy Strikes
1	1 Vote	19 Hilarious Pregnancy Announcements That Will Make You Nostalgic for AIM

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Every Opening Is Exactly Like One of These Silly Feline Snaps
—	1 Vote	Lauren Boebert Says It Was All for Show
—	1 Vote	How a Cold Shower Everyday Can Help Tackle Plastic Pollution, Scientists Claim
—	1 Vote	Kevin Is HOME ALONE in a Crash Test Simulation
—	1 Vote	How Arsenal Could Make LeBron Very Happy Halloween
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Ugly Side of an Idle Mind