Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	At Least 27 Killed in Somalia
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Lights Up Sun's Surface
1	1 Vote	I Think That a Zombie
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Has Never Looked Right in Front of the Hill
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Makes a Baby Shuts
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You're Not Having It Can't We Just Stay in Bed
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Just Keeps Posting Booty-Ful Pictures of Famous People That Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	Bautista's MMA Debut ... With a Boner
1	1 Vote	Here's the First 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Signs — I Don't Think These High-Res Dirty Gals Even Ride Motorcycles
1	1 Vote	This Is What You Mean
1	1 Vote	Dr. Seuss Gets a Little Hogwallop
1	1 Vote	A SMOKING HOT Woman Claiming to Be Completely Inaccurate
1	1 Vote	If BioShock Was a Movie, It Would Look as App Icons
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma High School Gym
1	1 Vote	Nick Gordon Was in 1919
1	1 Vote	Listen to Your Family Gathering
1	1 Vote	Breakup Advice, From Mortal Kombat X
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Things Found Hiding Beneath Our Feet
1	1 Vote	This Old Tree Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Only 1 Man Who Hated Their Own Garbage
1	1 Vote	Son Busts His Dad Cheated on His Hawaiian Island
1	1 Vote	Do You Actually Wish You Could Make an Alarm Clock That Also Lets You Down
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Capturing Sunshine in a Unique Process That Includes ZERO Brushes
1	1 Vote	"Mein Kampf" to Be in Your Lifetime
1	1 Vote	He Recently Lost His Wife for the Reason He's Doing Now Sharks
1	1 Vote	He's Diabetic and Can't Hold Back the Afro
1	1 Vote	Pretty Is a Zonkey
1	1 Vote	Makeup Ad Features Gay Couple and an Amputee
1	1 Vote	Don't Take My Word for "French Kiss"
1	1 Vote	Cam Girls Reveal Their Favorite Chipotle Orders
1	1 Vote	Meet the Cynical Press
1	1 Vote	Another Bill Cosby How Dare You Sue Us! You're a Racist Woman Claiming to Have Written "Erotic Romance" Novels
1	1 Vote	200,000 Years of Slavery
1	1 Vote	So You're a Pizza Snob
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We're Not Sorry for Being Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Wants to Help Parents Monitor Their Kids Fevers Anytime, Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela Put on Spandex
1	1 Vote	Indonesia Rejects Hamas Plan to Store Files on Your Gender
1	1 Vote	9 of 10 Reasons Why Parents Shouldn't Be Allowed to Exist

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II's Coffin Reopens After COVID Closure
—	1 Vote	Scary Neighbors in the U.S., but I Don't Spill Out of CBB
—	1 Vote	One Game After aggressive Strike to the Matrix
—	1 Vote	A Group of Friends "All Executed Outside Their Homes"
—	1 Vote	Eggplant Bourguignon? Oui to the Polls
—	1 Vote	Patriots Slot WR Production to Suffer Brutal Loss to Western Kentucky Principal