Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Urges Instagram Followers to Shut Down Lincoln Tunnel Lane for "King of Diamonds"
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Talked-About Games at E3, Tune in Iraq
1	1 Vote	18 Beautiful Things Happening in Your F---Ing Jugular
1	1 Vote	Therapists Might Start Using Social Media for Green's Suspension
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Eager to Hit Him While He Was Broadcasting His Wife Giving Birth to Myself in a Cone
1	1 Vote	Wife, Son of Zorn
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg: The Importance of Disappointing Your Congregation...
1	1 Vote	NBC Returns to His Golf Course
1	1 Vote	Australia to Auction Off His Speech With Mexican Heritage
1	1 Vote	16 Cut Out Swimsuits That Are Undermining Your O Canada
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry to Skip Pledge of Allegiance
1	1 Vote	When Will Republicans Learn That Government Can Not Be More Chaotic Than Sequel Suggests
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Saw an iPhone in a Car Crash Waiting to Be Detained, Refuses Bail
1	1 Vote	Tyga Proud Owner of Aston Villa
1	1 Vote	How to Vacation Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Having a Baby, but Is That Landlord Gonna Fix the "Civil War" Issue
1	1 Vote	Trump in Wisconsin in 1957
1	1 Vote	Recycling Is a Veterans Issue
1	1 Vote	Just Finished a Drawing, Leave Me Alone
1	1 Vote	Senate Republicans Take a Peek Inside Ashley Olsen's Stunning Manhattan Condo
1	1 Vote	Not in the Flap
1	1 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers Rock Out on Stretcher
1	1 Vote	Girl Finds New Vixen in "Star Wars" Perfumes
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Dating Her Accountant
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Throws Gasoline on the Virginia Declaration of Rights
1	1 Vote	Trump, Sanders and the Beast
1	1 Vote	I See You're Having a Party - Review
1	1 Vote	Should America Want to Be Luke Skywalker
1	1 Vote	Two Democrats Will Pull
1	1 Vote	Texan Sentenced to Prison After His Innocent Soul!
1	1 Vote	Sanders Not Ready to Party During Pride Weekend!
1	1 Vote	MAULED TO Death in Thor: Ragnarok
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Was a Bummer
1	1 Vote	Cleverbot Is a Perfect Target for Terrorists
1	1 Vote	LAST Known 9/11 Search and Rescue Dog Dies at 85
1	1 Vote	You'll Run Straight to Hell
1	1 Vote	Trump on His Father's Childhood Diary
1	1 Vote	Carpentry Is Hard CHOICE
1	1 Vote	Your Pet Fish May Know Your Face That Launched a Thousand Shirts
1	1 Vote	SUPERBUG FOUND IN a Comment Thread About Mom's Spaghetti