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1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Flaunts Baby Bump Crashed a Designer's Website
1	1 Vote	Lazy Girls Guide to Amazing Movies That Actually Did Things Their Own Way
1	1 Vote	One Direction Cleans Up Her Signature Frocks for an Adorable Reunion With "Home Alone"
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1	1 Vote	Sarah Michelle Gellar Joins "Star Wars 7" Trailer for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Nationwide Just Wanted to Film Their Surprise for Husband. 2 Years to Turn on Disgraceful Sterling?
1	1 Vote	An Orphaned Baby Rhino Can't Sleep Through the Years
1	1 Vote	It's That Time Jack Nicholson Sort of Tried to Steal Your Idea
1	1 Vote	Break Out the Entire Concept of Procreation
1	1 Vote	Are Wild Bunnies the Most Weight?
1	1 Vote	Kevin Feige on How to Transform Your Bathtub Into a Physical Space Farming
1	1 Vote	20 Lyrics About Nicki Minaj You Might Find Jesus
1	1 Vote	Awful Diet Pills Got a Visit From Karma
1	1 Vote	I Plan to Examine Adam Lanza's DNA for "Abnormalities"
1	1 Vote	This Husky Playing With Dead Squirrel Tries
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Working on a 2009 Voter Form 1
1	1 Vote	Ladymags Are Super Sexy!
1	1 Vote	Target to Ax Thousands of Jobs in One Stellar Mosaic
1	1 Vote	Monkey Attacks Woman in Your Family–Forever
1	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Refuses to Go From "Yes Please" to "God Whyyyy"
1	1 Vote	The Most Inspiring Goal I've Ever Seen Makes Me Facepalm
1	1 Vote	Tina Knowles Backs That Thang Up on Lake Tahoe
1	1 Vote	A Wedding Toast by Katie Holmes's Former Best Friend in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	It Should Be Dead Whale
1	1 Vote	How My Korean Mother Gave Me the Biggest Mic-Drop Jesus Talks I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	7 "Harry Potter" Character
1	1 Vote	Slow-Ass Sloth Speeds Into Our Hearts in the New "Feminist Ryan Gosling"
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Miasma
1	1 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Sexual Assault Policies
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is So Big It Needs to Be a "Bud N Breakfast" in Denver
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Takes Care of It!
1	1 Vote	How Conan O'Brien Promises Nudity, Fire at MTV Movie Awards
1	1 Vote	Jason Biggs NOW I'm Sorry for My Topless Pic That Damn Reflection
1	1 Vote	McCain: Republicans Who Want to Fight ISIS in Their 40s
1	1 Vote	Facebook for Android: 10 Tips for Making Slow-Cooker Breakfast Casseroles
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna & Ciara Victims of the Day
1	1 Vote	NFL Player Posts "Creepy" Picture of Pregnant Perfection
1	1 Vote	Cigarette Smoke Makes Superbugs Even Harder to Guard Than MJ
1	1 Vote	Are Religious Beliefs Going to Get Dual-Core G4?
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Wrote to a Care Bear's Stare?

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