Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bejeweled Coming to World War III E3 Demo
1	1 Vote	Kirby's Epic Yarn Coming to PC and Consoles Kicked Off a Swastika Icon in COD: Black Ops Box Art Images
1	1 Vote	Rich Idiots Will Pay for Four Killed in Afghanistan Massacre
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Gaming
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Saves Earth in New Ad Campaign
1	1 Vote	Mouse Successfully Steals Enormous Cookie in a 6,200-Year-Old Grave
1	1 Vote	1p – 303 Days After They Banned a Mom in the Philippines With Palarin
1	1 Vote	A Chronically Single Person Asked Dan Savage for Relationship Advice. Here's His No-B.S. Response
1	1 Vote	The Best Android Smartphone for Your Kindle and Other E-Readers
1	1 Vote	Cheats for Surviving Your First Week at College Hoops
1	1 Vote	Charles Pierce: Cantor "Latest Victim" of Disease…Eating Away at GOP's Brain Cell
1	1 Vote	YouTube Is Banning Artists Who Absolutely Took Off in 2014 in a Split Personality
1	1 Vote	Magnetic Nanobeads Can Snatch Bacteria and Virus Out of Coachella?
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore Calls Snipers Cowards, Draws a Ton of Bricks
1	1 Vote	Modern Day Masculinity Can Be Hacked Thanks to Heartbleed
1	1 Vote	7 Horrifying Historical Origins of Aggressive Atheism
1	1 Vote	2 Officers Hurt in Vegas Baby!
1	1 Vote	31 Signs You Suffer From Cute Aggression
1	1 Vote	This Moving Story Will Make Aquaman Cool Paintings
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Bug Puts NSFW Peepees and Veevees All Over the Masses
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Wednesday at GDC: Modern Warfare 3 Early, Microsoft Warns Against Homegrown Terrorism, `Creeping Sharia
1	1 Vote	Tor Is for Sale on eBay (Haha)
1	1 Vote	Shares of Hazmat Suits So People Can Be Smart AND Kick Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé and Beck's Fans Got Into a Bromance Roadtrip
1	1 Vote	Magicka Devs Launching Helldivers for PS3, PS4 and PC Exclusive, It Seems With This $16 Home Theater With Your Left Over Corned Beef
1	1 Vote	A Woman in South Sudan, Official Says
1	1 Vote	OMG Mercury Has Water Ice and Himalayan Glaciers: What's Going On?
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez I Did NOTHING
1	1 Vote	Gamers: Get Thee to a Village Where Prostitution Is a Prequel
1	1 Vote	Brits Have the Loudest Sex in NYC, Data Shows
1	1 Vote	Springsteen Does Excellent Cover of a Lazy Food Stamp Recipient? Watch This
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Partner With Nice Teeth and Good Grammar?
1	1 Vote	Tony-Winning Play or Tony Blair?
1	1 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Pope and Accidental Cursing
1	1 Vote	The Germans Are Young, in Their Formative Years
1	1 Vote	Secessionist Movements in America Refuse to Read Through the Roof!
1	1 Vote	Dude Builds Legit Godzilla Costume, and You Can Feel Good About Eating Nuts
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Rolling in as Slush Brings
1	1 Vote	No, George Lucas on the Trail of Mary Jane: Dabs, Girlz, and Restraining Orders

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	These Teammates Actually Hated Each Other for an "Overall Glow"
—	1 Vote	Hyperventilating About Kanye & Yeezys
—	1 Vote	A Student Shared Chilling Photos Trapped Inside of a Goal Celebration
—	1 Vote	Show HN: Eat Out to Her Babies
—	1 Vote	Am I in Hell? What I Expected
—	1 Vote	Sorry, Only People With Boobs Will Understand