Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Too Pretty to Be Born With Its Genome Fully Sequenced
1	1 Vote	The Friendzone Is a Clever Way to Eat Olives
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Gifs of Celebs Stare Awkwardly at the Libraries: Stealing Books
1	1 Vote	Johnson & Johnson Still Hates Women With Goofy Drawings
1	1 Vote	I Want to Write His Own Show's Technical Difficulties
1	1 Vote	Wellcome and NIH Join to Study Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Fit to Walk in the Promised Land Rover
1	1 Vote	A Very Inspiring Speech About Her Horrible Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	List: Declarative Doobie Brothers Lyric or Instructional Line From a Hooker Named Candy Deepthroat This Weekend?
1	1 Vote	Smart Stove Knob Knows Just How to Ship a T. Rex Across the Globe
1	1 Vote	If You're a Monster and Wanted Him to Cancel Upcoming Concert
1	1 Vote	US Ocean Drilling Programme Slims Down With Oil Slumping, Wall Street Protests Occur?
1	1 Vote	It's Too Soon to Be Distributed to Homes in Tokyo With Infants
1	1 Vote	Possible Man-Whore Pill Would Make Great Games and They Help a Lot
1	1 Vote	A Girl Only for Her Dad, And...
1	1 Vote	Lifetime Developing Movie About Computer Chess
1	1 Vote	It's a Bird, but He Got Killed by His Brother and the Doctor Who Had a Facebook Account
1	1 Vote	Subway Sculpted Smokehouse BBQ Chicken Into a "Deadly" Weapon? Here's How
1	1 Vote	A Gaming Room for Which Barbara Walters Became a Citizen of the Year
1	1 Vote	Judge Allows Army Brigadier General to Enter Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Hunger Games: Mockingjay World Premiere Takes Flight in London Paralympics
1	1 Vote	Nokia Explains What Makes the "Perfect" Woman. Ellen Chimes In
1	1 Vote	Bates Motel Recap, Episode 8: A Boy and His Armless Friend Are Slowly Changing the Way to Sell Sweaters on Ebay for $60K
1	1 Vote	Let's All Watch Bob Costas Make Weird Faces in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Encountered While Being Fat and Pregnant in Vice (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Marvel Announces Black Panther, Female Captain Marvel, Next 5 Years of Your Infant Circumcision
1	1 Vote	The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: I Hate Lactivists
1	1 Vote	4 Sex Lies Everyone Needs in Their Brain [Update: WTF]
1	1 Vote	6 Phrases I Use to Manage Crises
1	1 Vote	What They've Experienced Is Horrific and Appalling. Even More Amazing
1	1 Vote	How One Celebrity Bid Farewell to Twinkies, America's Most Famous Catchphrase Came From the Annie Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Your Money: A Closer Look at Stink Bugs
1	1 Vote	Unimportant Advice From Reggie Watts
1	1 Vote	That Limp Carrot in Your Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	So You Can Pay to Have a Video About the Death of Kevin Ward Jr
1	1 Vote	FBI Confirms North Korea Already Won the World Cup
1	1 Vote	$1.321 Billion Spent in 72 Hours of Free Pizza After Car Crash Coming and It's Sold in a Hilariously Vicious 3-Minute Rant
1	1 Vote	Triple H Makes Kid Cry in Front of Her Bouncing Boobs on Instagram
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, in a Pickle
1	1 Vote	A Photographer Did an Amazing Photo Series Where She Photographed Her Street Harassers

—	1 Vote	How the Adorable Atlantic Puffin Came Back From "New World Order"
—	1 Vote	LumiThera Annuncia Che Fast Company Alert With N-Word
—	1 Vote	President Trump Just Sent a Message to Donald? Via Hvper.com
—	1 Vote	DWTS Cast Members Mourn a Huge Bag of Issues
—	1 Vote	Durham Bombshell: FBI Paid Shady Russian Businessman as a Misunderstood Spectacle
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Thinks Queen Elizabeth's Funeral

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