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Well Now I'm in Bed, I'm Gonna Need You to Eat Salad Every Day Shoots

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discovered by coollesbeans
2016-06-26

2016-06-26

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    This fast-food chain taking over the US has an exclusive club, but to join you might have to eat salad every day
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    Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the line
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    Well now I'm in love <3
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    Now I'm in bed, I'm gonna think and cringe about the stupid things I did years ago..don't comment..I need my beauty sleep..
    9gag 9gag

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