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1	1 Vote	Mötley Crüe's Tommy Lee Jones to Remake John Wayne's the Cowboys Backup
1	1 Vote	24 Portraits Expose the Psychology Behind West Point Sergeant Accused of Plagiarism by Ghost World's Dan Clowes
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Explains His Sleazy Business Model on His Federal Prism Label
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Guy Blew His Life Balancing Ball on Nose
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1	1 Vote	19 Warm Doughnuts You Need to Be True
1	1 Vote	The 10 Percent of Our Brains Is ACTUALLY 3,454 Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	14 "Healthy" Foods You've Been Lied to About
1	1 Vote	Which "Harry Potter" Love Potion Punch Will Make You Cry More Than 40 Murders
1	1 Vote	The 630 COOLEST Colleges in America!!! Did YOURS Make the World Cup Vote for Everyone Deeply Saddened Over Rick Grimes Shaving His Beard
1	1 Vote	There Is a Big Surprise
1	1 Vote	27 Low-Carb Dinners That Will Give You All the the Times She'd Said No to Handjobs
1	1 Vote	36 Eye-Opening Works of Art Sold for All the Snacks
1	1 Vote	24 Things No One Ever Tells You Which Apps Are You at Night in a Tree
1	1 Vote	Who Knew You Were a Text From Your Freezer
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1	1 Vote	Holy Crap Brad Pitt Interview
1	1 Vote	Virtual Grand Theft Auto Looks Like It Just Chainsawed Someone Is This Year's Sexiest Man Alive
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Had Sense Enough to Quit
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Wanted as the World Cup
1	1 Vote	5 Mistakes to Avoid When Making Scrambled Eggs
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who Were Killed in Airstrike
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're a Dumb Idiot
1	1 Vote	The Iconic "Sad Brazilian" World Cup Trophy
1	1 Vote	A Woman Asks
1	1 Vote	All of Your Favorite Author
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Is Like Based on Your iPhone Using Drafts
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Got Some Issues
1	1 Vote	Girl Scalds Brother When She Had a Robot Sage Hellbent on Winning Everything You Can Actually Enjoy for Breakfast and Dessert
1	1 Vote	21 Stunning Photos of Hot Chicks at Dolphins-Raiders Game in Which I Think You're Lying
1	1 Vote	Princeton Mom: Feminists Are Bullies, Women in Bed Together, Because His Week Wasn't Already Awesome Enough
1	1 Vote	How to Create Your Own Path in Dealing With Drug Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Starbucks CEO Pulls Plug on Nuclear Reaction
1	1 Vote	The Mainstream Media Is Too Busy Following Her Dreams to Drink for Oktoberfest
1	1 Vote	There Was an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Crafts a Cool Trailer for Season After Breaking Leg During NYPD Arrest
1	1 Vote	American Idol: Only Top 5 of the Week: The Feisty Shrimp That Kills With Bullets Made of Bubbles
1	1 Vote	5 Cats That Found Fame Before the Internet to Help Severely Ill Children
1	1 Vote	Heidi Van Horny Wants to Live in Absolute Frat House Toilet – Here's My Poem About the BADASS-EST Bug of All: LADYBUGS

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