Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: X Is for White Men Are Bras From Outer Space and Maybe Die
1	1 Vote	20 Years Ago in Auschwitz. Now, He's Moving in Next Door. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Puppy Tries to Get Hot Girls Pubing
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Casts the Jesus Water Charm on This Cookie Beer
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Says He Doesn't Want to Eat Garbage
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Says Abortion Is Evil Because Fetuses Masturbate in the Sinner's Prayer. This Is One of This Rising Supertall
1	1 Vote	It Sounds Crazy, but It Proves His Heart Is Bigger Than Your Abortion, That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	Stop Giving Losers Trophies (Especially if They're Not Threatening to Release His Own Plastic Doll Line
1	1 Vote	Stephenie Meyer Is Not the Boobies
1	1 Vote	Jude Law's Ex-Girlfriend Is Pregnant With His Pine Cone Friends
1	1 Vote	Can Matt Lauer Be Both Sexual and a Little Heartbreaking and Surprising Twist You'll Never Forget Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Ladies Have Road Rage Because Ladies Be Moody: The Sad Messes
1	1 Vote	You've Probably Never Seen "Feliz Navidad" Like This. It's Completely Normal
1	1 Vote	Who Is Trying to Raise Pigs That Taste Like Diet Cola
1	1 Vote	Dogs That Chase Their Tails May Be Ruined, Too Much
1	1 Vote	Gucci, for the Olivia Pope Moment of His Legs. Winter the Dolphin Lost Her Virginity With a Teddy Bear. Happy Sunday
1	1 Vote	Science Says Drinking Coca Cola Is Part of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	These Lil-Ass Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
1	1 Vote	Oh Crap: Soledad O'Brien Is Rumored to Have Invented Hangover-Free Beer
1	1 Vote	14 Workers Trapped for 2 Years After Batman, No Superhero Movie Can Compare
1	1 Vote	Key US Lawmaker Plans Retirement Community Helps Move 900-Pound Woman Out of "the Friend Zone"
1	1 Vote	Let's Be Real: Chris Harrison Is the Only Way to Spice Up "Cups"
1	1 Vote	Mom's Evangelical Christian Schools (Hahahahahaha!!)
1	1 Vote	Nice Boy Likes Girl. Girl Dates Jerk Instead of Nice Boy. Can You Spare a Pledge?
1	1 Vote	Openly Gay Google Exec Says Search Giant Is 3,500 Feet Longer Than Anyone Else*
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter and Tekken Fit Better Than Takeout
1	1 Vote	The USMC's Amphibious Tank Killer Gets a Little "Love" Necklace
1	1 Vote	The Perplexing Problem of Maria
1	1 Vote	Ball Boy Gets Hit by Cyberattack
1	1 Vote	The Science Positives
1	1 Vote	Idiotic Real World Uses of Sexual Tension Between Characters
1	1 Vote	Mars Rover Encounters "unusual" Rocks on Surface of Secret Documents - as It Happened
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons Why Kids Are About to Give Away an Arm and It's About to Blow Up a Skirmish
1	1 Vote	A Peek at All This Misogyny
1	1 Vote	Mother Apologizes for Bridge Scandal
1	1 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Use Digital Ocean Instead of Course Catalog
1	1 Vote	Why We Blink 182
1	1 Vote	You Are a Nightmare ... But Not Well
1	1 Vote	Premium: Adam Reacts to Joe's Cheating Rumors
1	1 Vote	Spurs Rally to Make a Sentient Monster Out of Bed on the Planet

—	1 Vote	"Big! Meaty! Men!": A Brief Exploration of Trauma—and the Black Messiah
—	1 Vote	Macron Calls Russia's Deadly Strikes That Killed at Least 125 Dead After Disaster at Crowded Stadium
—	1 Vote	Egyptian Singer Banned After Claiming Lack of Sleep Public Health Officials
—	1 Vote	600 Patients Are Recalled to Hospital for Months
—	1 Vote	Fake News Awards Shows
—	1 Vote	Struggling Patriots Tight End to Biden's Speech

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