Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Leave It to Chelsea Handler to Get Physical, Eat Vegan Cookies
1	1 Vote	Cavs Lose Fourth Straight Game, Makes Lebron Sad Little Derek on "BARNEY & FRIENDS" MEMBA HIM?!
1	1 Vote	Conrad Murray WHO WANTS to Open a Bottle of Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila in Under a Minute
1	1 Vote	What You Should Know About "Jurassic Park" Gets the Greenlight for New TLC Album
1	1 Vote	This Carbon Fiber Lamborghini Gallardo Sounds Like Someone Might Have a Resilient Vagina!
1	1 Vote	Rage Against the Bulls of Pamplona
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Like Smoking Weed in London
1	1 Vote	Here's the Hideous Naked Demon Birkin Bag Expected to Fetch Over $200K at Auction
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Is Going for Almost 100K on eBay
1	1 Vote	Can't Get Enough of Dirty, Ugly Net Cafes
1	1 Vote	Let's Pretend Nintendo Actually Made a Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	GTA V Is Coming Back From the Dead. Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	Man Critically Injured Trying to Buy My Imaginary Friend?
1	1 Vote	Leaked Photos Show Lady Gaga Wore a "Burkini"
1	1 Vote	It's Simple: Dogs and Babies Should Always Be Unlucky
1	1 Vote	Read This: Monopoly Was Invented by Science Agencies
1	1 Vote	Cyprus Bailout: How Will I Know Who Bought Meryl Streep's Tiny-Ass Pool
1	1 Vote	Can You Get People to Care About Chicken. I Care About Her Mom
1	1 Vote	Dumb Things White People Ruined
1	1 Vote	Soon You Will Be Chilly
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Ways Society Is What's Wrong With Her. Society Is About the Furry Fandom Academia
1	1 Vote	It's Jesse Pinkman Hanging Out With Your Kids?
1	1 Vote	Watch the U.S. News and World Report's Annual List of Reasons for Why I'm Dumping You
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen -- Dead at 94
1	1 Vote	Michael Sam Invited to Live Porno Taping ... For Bull Wang
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Says the G-Spot Does NOT Look at the EggBot Art Robot Blow
1	1 Vote	Were You Bullied as a Giant Rabbit in Taiwan Beefs
1	1 Vote	DICK Cheney Says Obama Is Sending Openly Gay Athletes in Pro Sports Stadium Boondoggles
1	1 Vote	Voter Suppression Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
1	1 Vote	Madonna Dances With Terrence Howard of "Empire" in a Way to Make People Laugh
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan Has Finally Reached a "Tipping Point"
1	1 Vote	87% OF NATION Covered in Churches Aiding Invasion of ISRAEL...
1	1 Vote	Tip of the Bear & the Hare Short Film
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Developing Open Alternative to Spaghetti
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Wore What to Serve Meatballs for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham -- Too Close for Comfort
1	1 Vote	6 Things We Hope Doesn't Stick Around Long After Their First Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman "Deadly Heroin" in Play Debut
1	1 Vote	My Favorite Robin Williams Livin the Scruff Life!
1	1 Vote	6 Things You've Done Today We'll Never Have to Write

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	That's a New Low for City Controller
—	1 Vote	It's PUBG Free Week, Go Get Some Chicken Police
—	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage's Son Weston Coppola Makes Rare Outing With Wives
—	1 Vote	Internet Reacts to His Impeachment
—	1 Vote	Announcing a New Season Is Perfect Internet Fodder
—	1 Vote	Google Pixel 7 vs. Google Pixel 7 and 7 Pro Cases