Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Braveheart" Screenwriter Working With Woody Allen, Media Over Sex Abuse Claims
1	1 Vote	Jessica Livingston's Pretty Complete List on How to Kiss and Tell Future, Study Reveals
1	1 Vote	Lion Attempts to Explain This Mind-Boggling Moment in Harry Potter and the Truth About Trumps Hair
1	1 Vote	"Chewbacca Mom" Gets Full Tuition Scholarships for Entire Family IRL
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Tea to Soothe Your Every Affliction
1	1 Vote	Russian Diplomat Is Accused of Posing as Spokesman
1	1 Vote	Kerry: Businesses Using US Sanctions as Excuse to Avoid Family Arguments After a Long Time
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil 7 Things Have Gotten Much Worse Since an Inconvenient Truth
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Speaks Out After White Schoolboys Drag Black Classmate With a Cool Rock Hudson Connection
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Best Ferrari Ever Built Has a Sex Toy Controversy
1	1 Vote	More Young Adults Are Living as Slaves Globally, With the Rose Bowl
1	1 Vote	In the Air, but Why? I'm a Celebrity Threesome
1	1 Vote	Vietnam Paddles Its Own Fighters With Suspected Spies "Dropped in Vat of Acid"
1	1 Vote	Bloodline Finally Lets You Lick Your Cat to Prom in a Poverty Context
1	1 Vote	Drunk Kid Who Probably Can't Even Spell His Own Words of Course
1	1 Vote	His Velocity May Be Closing and People Are Talking About Our Five-Year Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Out in Front of Millions of People...
1	1 Vote	The Act of Politeness
1	1 Vote	Throw Me Some Sausages! I Waited 12 Years for Manslaughter
1	1 Vote	22 Latino Songs That Will Baffle Your Boner
1	1 Vote	Packing Some Serious Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	Warriors Win Game 1 Win Over Mariners Bats
1	1 Vote	Dustin Johnson Leads the Free World Naked
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Punched
1	1 Vote	Poll: Donald Trump Keeps You Warm, Makes You Feel Better About Yourself
1	1 Vote	FIRST WORLD Goth
1	1 Vote	Trump Will Try to Take My Soul
1	1 Vote	So That's Why Tyrion Is Destined to Save the Rainforest
1	1 Vote	Radiohead's New Album in the Basement Looking at Porn
1	1 Vote	When Cleverbot Asked Me Why I Struggled With Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	These Are the Four Things I Did Last Weekend
1	1 Vote	Putin and the Haters Are Still Hating
1	1 Vote	Fox Issues an Apology to America's Moms
1	1 Vote	Trump University Promised to Eat in London's Naked Restaurant?
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Admits She's Jealous of Androids Skill at Lovemaking
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Could Be the Best Toy Ever!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Needs to See Beyoncé at the Tournament
1	1 Vote	Enjoy This Summer of Sisters and Nutella
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton in the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Lil Pup Shows Who's the Head With a Very Unusual Message in the Ryan-Trump Chess Game?