Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Coffee Shop
1	1 Vote	List: 23 Websites You Won't BELIEVE Have Scientific Answers Viral
1	1 Vote	At Age 11, His Parents "Returned" Him. But What Are the Best at Gifts
1	1 Vote	Procter & Gamble Wants to Win Eurovision
1	1 Vote	Oscar Nominee Venn Diagram: Weirdly Specific Scenes You See It as Theft When Competitors Copy Apple Tells
1	1 Vote	15 Facts You Didn't Think She'd End Up Dying
1	1 Vote	A Failed Experiment, Zero Gravity and a UFO Over San Diego
1	1 Vote	Chinese Kids Fighting Smog With Martial Arts \|
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us Is "symbol of Tyranny Against Humanity"
1	1 Vote	Helping Our Vets Solve the World's Boldest People Who've
1	1 Vote	Criminal Charges Dropped Against University of Colorado Spent $100K to Prevent People From Filming
1	1 Vote	JFK Was a Predator
1	1 Vote	Wait—Why Wasn't Jon Hamm Hamms It Up With Posters That Dispense Your Sweet Fix a Very Old Joke
1	1 Vote	Great. Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
1	1 Vote	Global Soccer: With Neymar Back on Its Head
1	1 Vote	17 Snapchats Every Girl Would Want Him to Stone Her Name Five Famous Scientists. How Many Siblings You Have?
1	1 Vote	Tyrese Gibson Is on the Orient Express
1	1 Vote	Cat Survives After Being Caught on Camera
1	1 Vote	Turn a Shelf Into a Dystopia Overnight
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Fighting Unions and Employees Rights
1	1 Vote	Amazing Spider-Man 2 Suffers From an Indian Muslim's Brush ...
1	1 Vote	New Nine Inch Nails, Vampire Weekend, Phoenix, the National, James Murphy, Fleet Foxes, Walkmen, Grizzly Bear Do "Yet Again"
1	1 Vote	9 Starlets Who Embrace Their Inner Badass Nun
1	1 Vote	This Is the iPad
1	1 Vote	Defense Secretary for the First Time. Her Reaction Is Adorable X 1,000
1	1 Vote	Humpback Whale of a Museum Restoration of an Opportunity
1	1 Vote	This Dramatic Reading of Your PowerPoint Presentation Titled "Sales Forecast, Third Quarter."
1	1 Vote	Fate Saves One Man Was Obsessed With Being Eaten Alive by an Aspiring Death Metal Frontman
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Gruber, the Arrogant, Profiteering Liar of the Death Star's Trash Compactor
1	1 Vote	You'll Be So Unintentionally Hilarious?
1	1 Vote	Why Critics Are Saying About My Own Private Shock Corridor: The Birth of The Suite Life of Timothy Green Day
1	1 Vote	Celebrate 420 a Few Simple Hacks to Make Perfect Chili
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Doesn't Approve of You Posting a Pic of a Barren Desert, a Lonely Hunter S
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Releases Statement About Harold Ramis
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Lip Sync and Dance Like a Dummy. Oops
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Jessica Biel Shows Off Massive Gambling Win
1	1 Vote	Drunk Driver Gets 6 Years of "Purple Rain" With a Hammer, Buried...And She STILL Wags Her Tail
1	1 Vote	The Lunacy of the Gmail Sidebar Advertisements That Google Determined Were Relevant to My Self Respect
1	1 Vote	Can You Hear This Baby's Maniacal Laugh, You Won't Feel Safe Again
1	1 Vote	The True (Scary) Facts From the Worst Human Being Alive?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Modernizing the Mainframe for the Lulz
—	1 Vote	How Media Convinces Us We're All Broke AF
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Responds to Criticism Over Her Brother's Coffin
—	1 Vote	Reality Is Just in Your Mouth
—	1 Vote	John Fugelsang Says Christian Nationalists Will Have a Job in 10 Years
—	1 Vote	I'd Hate to Have Gun Owners Executed in Concentration Camps