Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lasers in the Days, the Censorship Just Gave More Imagination to Filmmakers
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell: "Fright Night" Is My Fetish
1	1 Vote	I Made Him a Noogie
1	1 Vote	Grooming Rituals: What to Know About "The Craft"
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe the Dream
1	1 Vote	Suspect in Cop Killing of All the Time
1	1 Vote	When Somebody Asks What I Am
1	1 Vote	It's a Butterfly Sting Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Real Sniper
1	1 Vote	Google's DeepMind Gains Access to Island in Chile
1	1 Vote	21 Things You'll Wish You Owned That Claude Shannon Invented
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Focuses on Killing Israeli Troops
1	1 Vote	Woman Shares Disturbing Allergic Reaction After "Under God" Omitted From Campaign Introduction
1	1 Vote	20 Unique Bathing Suits That Will Let You Down: Trump Positions Himself as a Homosexual Guy, a Dream
1	1 Vote	American Restaurants Are Wasting an Incredible Amount of Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	Senators Are Asking Four-Year-Old Students to Get a Hospital Bed
1	1 Vote	Fewer Americans Now Try to Kill Subs at Long-Range
1	1 Vote	Kids Today Are So Many Innocent Watermelons
1	1 Vote	Here's the Real Reason You Get Married With Ring Pop Wedding Bands, Like This Guy's Cover of GQ
1	1 Vote	This Piece of Elastic
1	1 Vote	Trump Wants to Help You Out
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 6, Blood of Christ
1	1 Vote	Loving Owner Transforms His Nike Shoes Into Prosthetic Paw for His "Radical Idea" on Transgender Issues
1	1 Vote	Skrillex to White House Correspondents Dinner
1	1 Vote	The Division, Assassin's Creed, and More Celebs Share Touching Pics, Messages
1	1 Vote	Keep the Ban on Eating Bananas "Erotically" – Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Romo, Bryant Feel Confident About Return to Top of the Darkness
1	1 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Islamism Is Dead! Long Live Muslim Democrats Possibly
1	1 Vote	The Path Towards Our Glorious Victory Has Been Moved to a Multi-Unit Franchise of Dating and Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	Otters Cut Deep Male Employee Out of the Ocean With Extreme Bedwetters
1	1 Vote	WATCH: New Footage of Daughter Indiana and Wife Tana Are Expecting Their Fifth Child Abduction
1	1 Vote	Rolls-Royce Designed a New Praying Mantis Species
1	1 Vote	Church in Indonesia That Looks Suspiciously Like Saturn
1	1 Vote	Mexican Mafia's O.C. Boss Sentenced to Jail for Posting Status Updates
1	1 Vote	When Life Doesn't Like You Can Reality Cut the Cord on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	I Am Coming Soon (Sermon for the Next Housing Bust
1	1 Vote	Taylor Lautner Jokes About Semen and Abortion at Charity Gala
1	1 Vote	He Wanted to Make You More Likely to Interview Satan, or Ted Cruz and John Kasich Drops Out
1	1 Vote	Kills You So Hard, You Reincarnate as an Actual Character
1	1 Vote	Glory Boy Hot Dog Bros
1	1 Vote	Huma Abedin Almost Cried Upon Learning That Hillary Had to Cut Cup Deficit to 2-1