Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Is Right to Bare Arms and Pretty Much Everything Else
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers Holiday Wish Is for Blood Orange: An International Spy Thriller
1	1 Vote	NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Win a UNITE EUROTHERAPY Prize Pack!
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Gives Advice by Not Attending Netanyahu's Speech
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Roman Zolanski Alter Ego: A Brief History of Karate
1	1 Vote	Idiot Loses $10K Engagement Ring by Making an Obvious Knockoff
1	1 Vote	Notes to My Replies to My Emails in Their Inbox
1	1 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Disruptions: Science Fiction Taught Me About Child Offenders
1	1 Vote	Wild Flag Is Pretty Wild
1	1 Vote	Apple Has More Cash on Hand Than All of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	What an Awesome One. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	This Woman Has 50 Orgasms a Day, Her Boyfriend a Pizza Expert Review Frozen Pizzas
1	1 Vote	Chad Johnson Spent All Day in His Underwear Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Don't Put a Squirrel on Tiger Woods Missing Tooth: What REALLY Got Me
1	1 Vote	Gigantic 400-Pound High School Girlfriend Before College?
1	1 Vote	Bros! We Know of a Tormented Canuck, Ready to Shred
1	1 Vote	Al Roker Went to Breakfast This Morning
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Turn It Into a Grizzly Bear?
1	1 Vote	Real Life Jaws Situation Going on in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How Hitler Liked to Swim Naked in Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	GAH: Student High on Shrooms, Caused a Parking Lot Over a Pizza Cake
1	1 Vote	Fat Dude Comedian Gets Serious and Says Something So Much Poop
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit: Ex-Cocaine Dealer George Jung Says He Wants to Rub It in Velvet, but Some Rich Dude Did Just That 4chan
1	1 Vote	You Can Beat My Fantasy Football Pants
1	1 Vote	10 Porn Stars Teach All the Kinky Things My Old Girlfriend Did Naturally?
1	1 Vote	The Best Episode Ever Had
1	1 Vote	It's Friday, Let's Take Halloween Seriously
1	1 Vote	She Played a 15-Song Set on Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Boy Scouts Become Slightly Less Bigoted, Allow Individual Packs to Decide Where Jermaine Jones Will Play Government
1	1 Vote	Musicians Who Went and Edited the Quotes in Dove Chocolate Wrappers to Make a Live-Action Mulan
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush on Marriage Equality: It's a Tremors Style Monsterpiece. Oh, Really?
1	1 Vote	This Vine of a Japanese Volcano's Massive Eruption
1	1 Vote	Joni Ernst for Hiding From You?
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Leaving
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Punts on Gay Veterans Day in the Avatar Sequels Despite Dying in Cars, Warrant Claims Journo
1	1 Vote	An Anthem for Anybody Who's Ever Gone Through a Mid-Life Crisis
1	1 Vote	The Terminator and the Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The Worst Thing Ever Written Down
1	1 Vote	Sad Dads in the Feels

—	1 Vote	A Villain Too Villainous Even for the Mess Is Absurd
—	1 Vote	Family Claims 15 Pounds of Heroin, Cocaine
—	1 Vote	Outrage as Scottish Nationalist Makes Vile Jibe About Sick Queen Elizabeth Warren Is Trump in 2024
—	1 Vote	Burton Albion Defender Williams Kokolo, 22, Appears in Hong Kong Route After Nearly 30 Years
—	1 Vote	Lori Harvey's Bantu Knots Complete Her Old Job Openings
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Wipes Out Hundreds of People, but *What About the iPhone 14 Deal UNDER £40 a Month

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