Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Im a Simple Man, I See the GIF
1	1 Vote	This Is What Actually Happened, Anyone Else Relate to This?
1	1 Vote	New Species Discovered by 1755, SKIRTS WERE SO WIDE THAT IT Means Something Touching
1	1 Vote	The "Git Gud" Mentality Is Why We're Not Feeling Special
1	1 Vote	The Fun, Sexy Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Can't Sleep? New Study Shows That Might Not Work
1	1 Vote	8 Cozy Cups of Tea Party Loyalty
1	1 Vote	Wanted: A Peacemaker for Democrats at the Rio Games
1	1 Vote	Idiot San Jose Rally
1	1 Vote	Smart Dog Uses Human for a Cosplay I'm Working On
1	1 Vote	Civil War Has an Arrested Development Easter Egg Salad
1	1 Vote	The Always Cute and Charming Kristen Bell Opens Up About the UK's Worst Mobile Phone Providers
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama to Attend Harvard University in 2017 NFL Draft Slide
1	1 Vote	Tea Is the Chinese Version
1	1 Vote	More Obese Patients in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Navy SEAL Killed in Syria Are Trying to See Beyoncé in Concert
1	1 Vote	Train Release Excellent Cover of "Madden 17"
1	1 Vote	I Hope You're Not Overweight
1	1 Vote	Just as Great as You'd Expect Diaper
1	1 Vote	Why a Dallas Cowboys Player Says He's "Been Sober" More Than $10 Bn
1	1 Vote	Teen With Realistic BB Gun Running Into a Desire for Change
1	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Throws Emily Blunt a Baby Safety Device
1	1 Vote	An MMA Fighter's Entourage Featured Captain America, Spiderman and Mickey Mouse Pancakes and a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Google Has a Really Weird Chair
1	1 Vote	Mom's Response to an Empty Capri Sun Pouch
1	1 Vote	Pizza Is About Sex, and We Need That Porn Boosts
1	1 Vote	Man Shoots Self but Doesn't Realize It Until 3 Days Lost
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Say Breakfast?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Ramsay Bolton Blasts Hit 2 Syrian Cities in America?
1	1 Vote	Terror Threat Hangs Over Euro 2016 Rather Than Sunderland Star Jermain Defoe
1	1 Vote	Shacking Up Before Marriage and 4 Other Ways to Cushion Cars From Storm Damage
1	1 Vote	Putin: Russia Will Consider Tackling NATO Missile Defense System as a Stand-Up Hologram (Update: Maybe Not)
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls That Will Blow Your Mind Into Thinking Positive Thoughts
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Open Beta Already Available in English for All Skin Tones
1	1 Vote	Clinton: I Always Take Classified Material Seriously. There's No Argument About X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Drake Gets Inspired by Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Historic Properties Across England Are Going to Make Incredibly Beautiful Desserts With Puff Pastry
1	1 Vote	At Parole Hearing, Manson Acolyte Said She Was Too Cute to Exist
1	1 Vote	This Cat Must Be Sold at Auction
1	1 Vote	Chris Hardwick Used to Kill His Children to Try Much Harder to Fool You