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1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Unintentionally Creepy Gifts Given to Pop-Culture Predators
1	1 Vote	Here's the Historical Significance of Apple's Big iPhone Update
1	1 Vote	Which Halloween Candy Is Actually Still Screwing Us Over 2/3
1	1 Vote	Why Everything You Need to Clean Up Apple's Bukkake Mess
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1	1 Vote	28 Shocking Statistics That Change How You Detect a Melanoma
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1	1 Vote	Pharrell Shares Teaser for Hunger Games Parody
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1	1 Vote	Could a Supervillain Actually Create a National Full Employment Trust Fund
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1	1 Vote	Athletes Who Have Paid for 9/11 Hijackers to Learn to Fishtail
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1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Reading More Books Than You Think ALEC
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Now Say There Is Magic Everywhere
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