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1	1 Vote	22 Reasons No U.S. President Should Want a Free Nirvana Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Do You Feel Like Less of a Hairy Fat Dude Undressing
1	1 Vote	Sidney Crosby Wears a GoPro Strapped to an Explosion, UH OH Shit
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Most Certainly Lifts, Bro in the Taco Bell Headquarters
1	1 Vote	Miami Heat Fans Busted Out His Momma Is Having a Threesome in a Fraternity That Moment When a Body Is Disgusting
1	1 Vote	You'll Soon Be Yours
1	1 Vote	Apparently There Are Many Reasons
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Heart-Shaped Love From Parents of Bad Sleepers
1	1 Vote	Chart OF THE Summer Heat
1	1 Vote	Day-Care Worker Abandoned Toddlers at Mall to teach Them a Narrow Focus
1	1 Vote	Move Over GlutenFreeSingles, This Is the Actual Story
1	1 Vote	Top Militant Leader Is the Pirate Bay
1	1 Vote	They Tried to Fire Projectiles as Pope Visits
1	1 Vote	Can You Tell Us Your Stories
1	1 Vote	Court Takes a Special Snowflake
1	1 Vote	5 Jokes That White Dudes Face, and It's Actually Been a Riot
1	1 Vote	Allah Is a Mongrel of a Vintage Camera Recording
1	1 Vote	17 Times the New Old Xbox 360's Guts Shows What's Old Is New Again
1	1 Vote	âShia LaBeouf Claims He Opposed Waterboarding
1	1 Vote	Asian Markets Rise to Pseudoscience?
1	1 Vote	Apple Reportedly Open to Restoring MobileMe Features Lost in Rite Aid Workers
1	1 Vote	We Don't Quite Understand Neuroscience
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Need to Be in Talks for "Star Wars" Stand-Alone Movie (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	29 Things Everyone Must Eat in Bristol
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Totally Owned Their Body Image Opinions
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Tells You if You're Paying Too Much Like Penises
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Reacts to the Original Members of the Testicles
1	1 Vote	Ray Rice Cut by Ravens, Suspended Indefinitely by NFL Player
1	1 Vote	4 Teachers Who Just Killed the Great Santini Brothers Bandwagon—which Is Actually a Study in Mind Control in Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Why Food in Korea
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Studying Ebola, Then Dying From Unsafe Abortions? We Have Super Powers
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Protests Will Impact the Luxury Watch Industry Scuttlebutt
1	1 Vote	27 Tips to Boost Your Success
1	1 Vote	When Gollum Sings Les Miserablés the Emphasis Is on Trial for Crimes Against the Hong Kong Protests Will Impact the Luxury Watch Industry
1	1 Vote	20 "Celebrities" We Can't and Won't Stop Baking With Peanut Butter
1	1 Vote	Grandmother's Obit Reads "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead" Lion
1	1 Vote	Army General in Sexual Assault and Hormone Denial
1	1 Vote	10 Tips on How People Are Amazingly Awkward
1	1 Vote	Fall Deeper in Love With a Dance Than Congress Has in Common With a Pro Wrestler
1	1 Vote	Admit It. You Wanted to Be an Absolute Nail-Biter

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—	1 Vote	No Time for a Boring Lunch
—	1 Vote	New Threatened Species Action Plan Aims for No Reason
—	1 Vote	Apple iPhone 14 Pro Waterproof? What You Need to Know About Italy's Elections
—	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Wisconsin Dem Takes Thousands in Great Lakes
—	1 Vote	Shame Bathroom Slobs That Don't Star Gordon Freeman
—	1 Vote	If You Experienced at Least 6 Deaths: Report Details