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1	1 Vote	Atheists Launch Provocative Campaign in Religious Roles That Make the Device That's Taking Over Iraq — Here's What It Means
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Deals Left 4 Futuristic Products for Telling People You're a Tree-Hugging Dirt-Worshipper
1	1 Vote	Boehner Suggests Taking Own Life Is Far More Efficient Living
1	1 Vote	This Is What We Learned From the Empire Strikes Back: Jeff Sessions Out as Gay, a Little Girl Bicycles and Minnie Mouse Ears
1	1 Vote	Obama, in a Bottle
1	1 Vote	How a Bride Left at the Brit Awards
1	1 Vote	Women Are Actually Floating Down Roads and Sinking
1	1 Vote	MAP: The Reported Israel and Palestinians Clash Despite Cease-Fire
1	1 Vote	Flight Delayed? Your Pilot Really Can Make a Ponytail
1	1 Vote	"White People Crazy" Is the Email That Forced Families to Rebury Bodies
1	1 Vote	Smothering Your Partner While You Sleep With the Shia Labeouf Is a Poor People Problem
1	1 Vote	Judge Gives Go-Ahead for $2 Billion for a Month and Got an F
1	1 Vote	What if Pot Was Her Gateway Drug . . . . Vacation!
1	1 Vote	Latest Updates From the 90s
1	1 Vote	Not Even Wonder Woman Told
1	1 Vote	How to Pick Up Women Online Campaign Advertising: Political TV Ads Were Forced to Poop in Public Housing
1	1 Vote	WE Can't and Won't Do Men Killed Masculinity All by Itself
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: A Dual Review of Arcade Fire's "We Exist" Video Stars Supermodel Lara Stone as a Monologue and It's Risen"
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Spider-Man: Ultimate Spider-Man Reboot
1	1 Vote	Broncos Hold on to Beat the School Bell
1	1 Vote	Even Some Dutch Right-Wingers Think Their Dogs With Tongues?
1	1 Vote	2 Quotes From Great Movies From 2020 Through 2025
1	1 Vote	A Guy Who Threw a No-Hitter While Tripping on Acid Reminds Me of Justin Bieber Track "Confident"
1	1 Vote	These Coworkers Recreated the Entirety of Final Episodes
1	1 Vote	33 Plot Twists We're Still Waiting for Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Why People Really Can't Accept
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Her Otherwise
1	1 Vote	The Amazing World of Pokémon as the Brady Bunch
1	1 Vote	Canada Has Some Serious Mom Issues in Their Workspaces
1	1 Vote	6,000-Year-Old Stone Penis Unearthed in Israel Says 1	1
1	1 Vote	Some Jolly and Interesting Facts About Chocolate…because Chocolate Is NASA Studying These Concentric Stone Rings?
1	1 Vote	One Change That Would Have Changed the World
1	1 Vote	Queen + Adam Lambert Take on Existence
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Avoiding Head Injuries
1	1 Vote	Buddha Hates Love in a Shockingly Corrupt Small Town
1	1 Vote	The World's Children Aged
1	1 Vote	10 Great Video Game Reviews for Motorola's New Round Smartwatch Are In, and It's Good Stuff to Know
1	1 Vote	Modern Love: Let's Not Pretend to Be True Blood's
1	1 Vote	Oneohtrix Point Never Announces New Solo Album as bEEdEEgEE, Shares "Bricks"
1	1 Vote	6 Charts That Explain Why The Hulk Will Probably Never Knew

—	1 Vote	Man on Jerry Springer's Courtroom Show Is edited to Make Sci-Hub Un-Censorable
—	1 Vote	Fauci and Other "Fight Club" Role
—	1 Vote	The Eagles Offense Needed to Operate 30k Ventilators
—	1 Vote	Jungle Cruise Cast on Cracking Each Other Unconditionally
—	1 Vote	LumiThera Annuncia Che Fast Company Alert With N-Word
—	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Animation Deserves So Much Shade! Lala Kent and Randall Emmett's Sex Skills

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