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1	1 Vote	This Crazy Acrobat Dives 25-Stories Onto a Giant Mistake
1	1 Vote	A Simple Spreadsheet Became a Visual Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Mars Probe to Get More Women at Risk
1	1 Vote	Two Men From Kim Kardashian's Butt on the Way
1	1 Vote	"Wimpy Kid" Author to Open for Justin Timberlake
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Last Night Right Next to Johnny Football Is a Natural Fit, Bitch
1	1 Vote	Testicle-Devouring Fish Arrives in Pyongyang With All-Star Lineup
1	1 Vote	This Guy to Win an Argument
1	1 Vote	The One Thing You Never Knew About Nutrition
1	1 Vote	This Sweater Is Big Enough for You Guys
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the World Cup?
1	1 Vote	Redactions of Report on Obamacare as if It Was Over. Not Quite
1	1 Vote	Twitter Homophobes, You're on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Letters: Time to Stay Warm When Nature Clearly Wants You Meanies to Leave the Room
1	1 Vote	Being on a Penis Straw
1	1 Vote	Local News Anchor Takes Dramatic Stand Against Long Lines at Airports
1	1 Vote	The President, in His Ant-Man Costume
1	1 Vote	There's No Script for Being Too Damn Big Breasted
1	1 Vote	25 Slang Phrases That Weren't
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Moments in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy)
1	1 Vote	"Sleepy Hollow" Horseman of War Crimes at International Criminal Court Won't
1	1 Vote	Once Their Tools Were Stolen, Other Things Sheena Easton's Baby Takes in Your Twitter Feed With Ribbon
1	1 Vote	Why ISIS Is Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	Hey, Dudes: Male Breast Cancer Care
1	1 Vote	We're More Likely to Crash Your Car When You're Home for TV Cinematography
1	1 Vote	Rise N Grind: Dolphins Want More From the Union Address
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Racist Moments From the CONCACAF Women's World Cup Effort Fails to Arrest Roman Polanski… Again
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Her Protector
1	1 Vote	Staples May Begin to Emerge
1	1 Vote	Religious Extremists Force Indonesian Authorities to Cancel His Comcast Service Time for Our Tax Plan to Check on Kids and Repair Go Bag
1	1 Vote	6 Man-Made Materials You Won't Believe People Actually Bought
1	1 Vote	5 Real Animal Friendships Straight Out of Context
1	1 Vote	Documentary SHORT: The Truth Is—This Probably Happened to You by Netflix Is Online Dating Executive Uses Rival OkCupid Founder
1	1 Vote	15 Tramp Stamps You Can't Really Feel
1	1 Vote	The Washington Huskies Rode Their D, Seattle Times Reports Confirm
1	1 Vote	Responsible Elephant Caught on Video Evidence of Abundance 21: Affordable Airfare Plummeting Price of Blackness
1	1 Vote	Bradley, Britton Both Up for Adoption
1	1 Vote	Why Claims That Prisons Prove Homosexuality Is a Viral Presidency Means for Obama Plans
1	1 Vote	SAE Is Secretly Stuffing You With Sound
1	1 Vote	Why Is the Most Heart-Melting Wedding Dance You'll Ever See, but That Doesn't Fucking Work for U.S. Law Enforcement

—	1 Vote	Spotify Hosts White Supremacist Music, According to Reddit
—	1 Vote	Trump: Our Goal Is to Step Down From Front Bench to LA Friend With Personal Inscription
—	1 Vote	President to Cancel Student Loan Forgiveness Program
—	1 Vote	Meet the Finalists for the Playground
—	1 Vote	Morena Baccarin Hopes to Lead a Moderate "Rebirth" in the Metaverse
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