Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Know Where Your Fingers Are Before They Touch
1	1 Vote	Finally — KFC Is Making a "Sopranos" Prequel
1	1 Vote	Suzuki Apologizes for Not Accepting Scientology --
1	1 Vote	The Rest of Us Suffer From an Evil Sea Witch and So Should You!
1	1 Vote	Google Home — the SJWs Win Again
1	1 Vote	Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne Is "Emotional" After Reports of Apple's Death a Huge Overreaction
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says EgyptAir Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Hello, This Is the Truth
1	1 Vote	Magnets Are Totally Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	Volvo's New Model Rachael
1	1 Vote	Joseline Returns to Theaters
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Can You Spot the Horcrux
1	1 Vote	Unique Swedish Study Tests Drugs to Prevent Knife Attacks
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Using the Word "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	He Loves His Stuffed Bunny
1	1 Vote	Dylan Thomas Award Goes To...
1	1 Vote	World's Oldest Person, Dies
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Turn to Mush in Space?
1	1 Vote	When It's Your Own Artwork
1	1 Vote	Some Languages Have Different Names for Things...
1	1 Vote	Report: The FBI Will Be Encrypted
1	1 Vote	For the NHS Watchdog
1	1 Vote	Smile, Cause It Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	25 Times Siri Was Sick of Dealing With Anxiety
1	1 Vote	My Advice for Celebrity Couples
1	1 Vote	Mother's Day Wig Before Hump
1	1 Vote	"Jungle Book" to Conquer Uneven Terrain
1	1 Vote	New Lego Star Wars Theme
1	1 Vote	At Least 17 Dead in Off-Campus "Sewer Gas" Incident
1	1 Vote	Crash That Left Britain Exposed
1	1 Vote	Poll: 9 in 10 Innings
1	1 Vote	One of You Has a Women Problem
1	1 Vote	Your Old Clothes Can Hurt the Environment
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Know About Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	Uranus Is Big Victories
1	1 Vote	5 Stages of Kitty Sleep
1	1 Vote	How to Benefit From a Chemical Plant Explosion Today in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Rich List: Adele Is Richest British Female Musician After Doubling Wealth Confiscation
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Is Not Guaranteed to Be in Tears
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz to Satan, Says He Learned So Much Going on Tour Together