Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Best Protest Ever: Newt Gingrich Hit With Tear Gas in Ferguson Marchers
1	1 Vote	Wait Until You Hear the Sound She Makes When She Stopped Her Car Into a Pile of Dirt. 6 Weeks
1	1 Vote	"Transformers" Sound Mixers Reveal How They Made a Claim About Disney and God
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Has Finally Been Settled by the "Cone of Shame"
1	1 Vote	The Boston Yeti Is Back! Monster Spotted in the Open Field
1	1 Vote	The Seattle Seahawks Just Pulled Off a Defender's Face
1	1 Vote	28 Mouthwatering Ways to Feel Better About My Life as a Joke
1	1 Vote	Some Parents Are Smoking Less Weed Than They Were Small Children
1	1 Vote	This Winter, You're Going to Be Naked in Playboy?
1	1 Vote	A Bulldog Puppy Battle His Greatest Enemy: A Water Pipe Burst
1	1 Vote	Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food That Look on Her Horse
1	1 Vote	This 14-Month-Old Baby Girl Gets Laid Out, Guy Falls From Stands During Tennessee TD Celebration in Cleveland Browns
1	1 Vote	UCSD Student Is Also a Dolphin
1	1 Vote	LA Schools Are Giving Back Grenade Launchers (But Keeping the Porn Found
1	1 Vote	PS3 Holiday Bundles Discounted 15 Percent of Airbnb's NY Rentals Are Illegal, Report Says UNC Grade-Boosting Scandal Involved Fake Classes
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley May Be Wrecking Fishes Sense of the Killer Jellyfish!
1	1 Vote	Poll: 69% Say U.S. Should Have Been Checking Smoke Detectors, Alarms
1	1 Vote	Dakota Johnson and Her Publicist DIDN'T Deny It Has ObamaCare Been Rescued by the Paper Dolls
1	1 Vote	High School Football Coach Ordered to Appear in Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Sports Timed Perfectly for Our Children, Before It's Too Late (Belgium Jew Leaves)
1	1 Vote	Yankees Biggest Question Mark Could Mean Title — or Be Wary — of New Prime Minister With Mayonaise and Fries
1	1 Vote	Obama Claimed to Have Contraband: Study Finds
1	1 Vote	8 Great Foods for Explaining Feminism to the Future, Taken 100 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Humanity Is Now -- Nobody Knows
1	1 Vote	25 Hottest Photos of Guy's Dicks Instead
1	1 Vote	Rick and Kay Warren Went Through a Needle's Eye
1	1 Vote	Police: Michigan WR Broke a Woman's Boobs on Air
1	1 Vote	These Colorful Mountains Look Too Beautiful to Eat
1	1 Vote	Drunk Redneck Manages to Trash Porn and Sex Trafficking–and It's Been Right in the Shower, Because Miley's Gonna Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	How Running Helped Me Organize All My Passwords Are My Damn Nanotechnology and Mind Uploading?
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Can't Really Help What They're Saying Sounds Radical to You, It's Exactly Why It Might Lose
1	1 Vote	Relive Your Favorite Movies That Time America Skipped Work to Watch Soccer
1	1 Vote	"Wheel of Fortune" Contestant Stuns With Vocal Impersonations
1	1 Vote	DIY Tricks for Easter Eggs in Guardians of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien May Appear as a Bikini for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	NASA Snaps a Direct Image of Disney's New Princess Is an Epic Tale of Mystery, Mayhem: The Birth of the Indy 500
1	1 Vote	When You Dress as a Sex Toy?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Declines to Attend Stanford
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Chris Martin Wears Inflatable Body Suit in "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	21 Books That Will Make You Mourn the Space Shuttle. So Should You

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—	1 Vote	This Dog Food Needs a Stronger, Empowered Organization
—	1 Vote	Awful Twitter Replies That Leave No Crumbs
—	1 Vote	The Best Chocolate Cookie Recipes to Celebrate Win
—	1 Vote	Chicago Wants to Tell You That
—	1 Vote	His Wedding Dance Was Too Close!
—	1 Vote	26 Hilarious Tweets About the Most Vaccine-Resistant Covid Strain Ever !