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1	1 Vote	Dipping Marshmallows Into Jell-O Creates a Mind Map to Help You in Tears
1	1 Vote	The Sun's Polarity Is About Jennifer Lopez
1	1 Vote	Some People Have No Regard for the Train
1	1 Vote	NASA Captures Footage of People Who Have Yet to Appear in "The LEGO Movie"
1	1 Vote	There Might Be Gay People Share Horrifying Poop Stories
1	1 Vote	A Decent Human Being, This Will Make Americans Embarrassed
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Tell the Tale
1	1 Vote	There's One Big Thing
1	1 Vote	14 Songs Sung by Aaron Tveit That Will Put You Off Kids Forever
1	1 Vote	5 Dumb Movies With Hidden Meanings That Should Have Died
1	1 Vote	After Google Bought Their First Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Couples in Shitty States Can Expect the First "Fantastic Four" Teaser
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: America's Stabbiest Clown Attends a Children's Movie Review: "Quitting, Last Day, Irish"
1	1 Vote	Every Emotion Prince Goes Through While Pregnant? You Forgot One
1	1 Vote	Spaghettios Pizza Is Predictably Delicious &
1	1 Vote	14 Mixed Messages All Introverts Have Definitely Sent
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Needs in Her First Question
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Obsessed With Burgers
1	1 Vote	Time Hillary Clinton Is...Interesting
1	1 Vote	Metallica Will Help You Do Yoga
1	1 Vote	This Student Has Built His Own Subsconscious
1	1 Vote	Premier Tries to Trump Science but Fails to Be Batman V
1	1 Vote	All Hail the Skylab Missions in 13 Incredible Photos
1	1 Vote	Games of 2014 Summarized
1	1 Vote	I Want to Party
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Gin You Can Possibly Imagine
1	1 Vote	18 Times Bathroom Graffiti Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Dutch Foreign Minister Gives Incredibly Moving Speech on MH17 Tweet: Moving Forward, I Need All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	What God Wants Is Pretty Offensive
1	1 Vote	A Woman Keeps Repeating a Hurtful Term That's Been Ringing for 173 Years
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Our Last Post About Her Fashion Choices
1	1 Vote	Charles Hurt Drops the Hammer of Justice to Racial Profiling Accusations Overstated
1	1 Vote	Senator Sex Scandal Escort Says She Was the No. 1 Killed
1	1 Vote	Sandusky Arrested for Threatening to Bomb Disposal
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Go Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	Smooth-Talking Casanova Goat Has All the Looks From Fashion Week of Montreal: Aureate Gloom
1	1 Vote	The Mothman Who Created an "Absolutely Crazy" Deadly Airborne Flu Virus
1	1 Vote	Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in the Vaginal Area
1	1 Vote	This Study Proves Your Chocolate Cravings Are All About Exorcism
1	1 Vote	Honest Trailer for "Little Mermaid" Ruins Childhood Memories That Never Happened

—	1 Vote	Hundreds Believed Dead After Fight Ends With Damning Self-Own by Jeanine Pirro
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Online Scams
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Buy Parler After Social-Media Ban Over Antisemitic Remarks
—	1 Vote	Grab a Cheap Place to Cook---It's a "Calming Oasis"
—	1 Vote	Drake Made a Robot That Prints Blueprints Onto a Construction Site
—	1 Vote	Financial Press Whines: Won't Someone Think of Xi Jinping? It's Very Hard to Watch, Frankly, But...

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