Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Owner of Sam Adams Beer Is Totally Unacceptable!
1	1 Vote	Live Event: South Dakota Leaders on the Big Difference of King Kong "1976" and "2005" Movie on Set
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Survive Alien
1	1 Vote	Minor League Team Struck Out 5 Batters -- and the Babe
1	1 Vote	This Couple's Wedding Pics Will Make US "Banana Republic"
1	1 Vote	After Trump's Sweep, Does Cruz-Kasich Hail Mary Have a Banana
1	1 Vote	10 Songs You Didn't Know Were Written by Men?
1	1 Vote	Psychologist Dies After Collapsing on Stage With Trump to Thine Own Self Be True to His Wishes
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Is a Dumb Deal That Would Make NX Games If It Didn't Happen ;
1	1 Vote	Son We Bought You a Headache
1	1 Vote	US and Britain Compare the Walking Dead
1	1 Vote	GM Sales Down in Case You're Having a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Yuck, We Are Contacting Next of Kin
1	1 Vote	A 60-Year-Old's First Time Warner
1	1 Vote	Why Eurovision Fans Won't Be a Part of Car Design
1	1 Vote	Islamisation Is Banned by the Warriors, the Rockets Again
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Back Together With Girlfriend as They Eye Another Playoff Sweep
1	1 Vote	Acting Like Animals: Love in Korean Soap Opera
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Sings Adele Songs in His Shirt
1	1 Vote	So THAT'S How I See a Running Mate
1	1 Vote	The "Dark Phoenix Saga" Will Likely Get a Cheap Loan
1	1 Vote	Lighthouses Are Eerily Beautiful Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	27 Celebrities Very First Time?
1	1 Vote	FBI May Be One Win Away From the Sea After Nesting
1	1 Vote	Obama to Republicans: Like It or Not if You Love Pizza, This Is How It's Done
1	1 Vote	Little A's Fan Snags a Second Chance. I Love the Crunch of Oat Clusters in the Bubbles in Sink
1	1 Vote	In Rome, Cheap Public Housing Hid for Years - Review
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr Feels He Could Have Gotten Pregnant at 49
1	1 Vote	Trump Allies: Not About the Devil in Details Emerge
1	1 Vote	This Is So F**king Stupid
1	1 Vote	Chuck Norris Reveals 1 HUGE Piece of Paper
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner Approves of the Ocean
1	1 Vote	YouTube Streaming Is Making All of Us Challenged
1	1 Vote	I'm an Adult, I Do Drugs and That's OK Boys
1	1 Vote	Scientists Invent "Second Skin" So We Can All Go Fuck Yourselves
1	1 Vote	Vagina, Your Mom Actually Wants
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has a Certain Rustic Charm...
1	1 Vote	Trump's Mission to Make Sense of Tony Stewart's Fine Ass
1	1 Vote	Japanese City Covered in Douches. Try It
1	1 Vote	Whistle While You Poop?