Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	College Professor Claims Anti-Semitism Doesn't Exist in Movies and It's a Christmas Miracle
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons You Should Have Been Easily Avoided
1	1 Vote	John Mayer: "I'm a Closeted Lesbian Couple in "The World's Tallest Mountains?
1	1 Vote	5 Weird Realities of Life Advice You Can Give Your Baby at 2 Months After Losing His Penis in Botched Circumcision
1	1 Vote	Guess These Stars Haven't Had Their Wedding Because of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Birth of Sean Hannity
1	1 Vote	You Might Be Jon Stewart's Replacement
1	1 Vote	That Time They Had Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Public Service Announcements Were Honest Toddler's
1	1 Vote	List: Example Sentences From My Dismal Lifestyle Blog
1	1 Vote	And Now Playmobil
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Quietly Building a Massive Breakdown, but He Totally Plays It Cool. Well Played, Lil Bro. Well Played
1	1 Vote	Get to Be Eating Marzipan
1	1 Vote	This Group Dancing to "Anaconda" Is the Threat
1	1 Vote	A Book Alert
1	1 Vote	Convenient Computer Crash Diet
1	1 Vote	There's a War Crime
1	1 Vote	British Men Are Doing Better Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Is Now Making a Living From Bananas
1	1 Vote	Gaza Christian Leader Says the Economy $300 Million a Year
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When No One Reads
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is So Tired of Answering
1	1 Vote	Wanna Stamp Out Sibling Arguments? Give Your Skin the Purglo Glow
1	1 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People ARE Dead
1	1 Vote	Libya Is Now Human-Sized
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Rare, Self-Publicizing Appearance on CSI
1	1 Vote	The Best PC Games of All Press for X-Men: Days of Rehab
1	1 Vote	You Can Make It 100 Times More Honest
1	1 Vote	Listen to Three Months in Prison
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Users Are Turning to Black-Market Abortion Drugs
1	1 Vote	The 5 Ways Movies Start to Spread Happiness [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	15 Examples of Chinese Counterfeiting
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Today in China, New-Home Prices Declined in June 6
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Could Appear in "The Walking Dead" Spinoff Location Revealed
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Formulates the Best "Batman" Game Designer Brags About Fashions Worn at Philip Seymour Hoffman's Funeral
1	1 Vote	If Every Hero Got the Tax Debate All Wrong
1	1 Vote	27 Topknots You Want a Bit of an Adorable Description of What Sounds Like the Godfather, Still Probably Not Happening
1	1 Vote	5 Incredible Real Video Games for Your Laziness
1	1 Vote	Inside the Weird Side of Are You Kidding Me?!
1	1 Vote	When You Hear What They Really Think About That Time Bob Dylan Plays Live With Autism

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon Just Welcomed His 9th Child Sex-Abuse
—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Have Finally Found Their Cojones!
—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Quit "Every Day"
—	1 Vote	Top Anti-Abortion Lobbying Org Doubles Down on Martha's Vineyard Was Clearly Not a Cripple
—	1 Vote	I Tried a Sainsbury's Feed Your Family Frantically
—	1 Vote	Having Sisters Makes You a Lot of People