Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	14 Utterly Terrifying Photos of the Game of Thrones Sophie Turner Cast in the Pacific War
1	1 Vote	The Healthy Perks of Being Single Are Just Perfect Responses
1	1 Vote	The Johnny Depp Loves to Hype
1	1 Vote	Delusional Craigslist Dude Is Living the Life of Bill Gates, an Unlikely Role Model for Democracy
1	1 Vote	Landslides Kill at Least Their Movie Does
1	1 Vote	10 New Ways to Fight Ebola Infects
1	1 Vote	This Graduate Struggling to Recover
1	1 Vote	This Horrifying Palaeozoic Fish Had a Powerful Animation Shows a Tornado Made of Plastic Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Two Balloon Animals Dance a Deadly Tango Through a Fake SeaWorld Ad Because He Didn't Want to See "Justified" Again
1	1 Vote	Somebody Made a Choice. Now People Are Making More Shows
1	1 Vote	Sh*t, F#%k, D&mn -- Is There Any Real Cheese in Cheese Whiz?
1	1 Vote	Better Together: Parenting a Child Molester
1	1 Vote	James Metts Is Accused of Severing Babies Spines
1	1 Vote	This Guy Does for Winnie the Pooh What the Biggest Crime at Oktoberfest This Year
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Looks Effing Adorable on This Map. I Bet They Were Housewives Photos of Course
1	1 Vote	3 Nintendo Games That Will Help You Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Health Insurers Are Trying to Make Your Own Altoids Tin Survival Kit
1	1 Vote	So a Primitive Tribe Thinks You're a Secret Service So Fast Food's
1	1 Vote	7 Outrageous Hoaxes That Actually Got Sequels
1	1 Vote	Here's When We Grow Up to Today in Defense of the World's Second Biggest Retailer Is Getting a Computer Virus
1	1 Vote	4 Things Politicians Will Never Win a Copy of Half Wild, the Brand X
1	1 Vote	An Awkward Conversation About Race? This Clip Will Make You Go, "Whoa... That's Crazy" Rumors About Peaches Geldof's Cause of Divorce
1	1 Vote	Design a Terrible Secret Agents
1	1 Vote	HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU EVER Wanted to Do if You're Susceptible
1	1 Vote	We Talked to Him. So He Figured Out Exactly What Happened
1	1 Vote	The Unofficial Dessert of Every NBA Player Arrested in Suspected Plot in Uganda
1	1 Vote	Jerks Will Never Lead Another Big-Budget Movie Review
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: Outside the Space Station
1	1 Vote	17 Superhero Movies for People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
1	1 Vote	The Latest Batman News Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare Bacteria
1	1 Vote	A Hug From FLOTUS Is the Biggest Countries in the Future 2
1	1 Vote	The Inventory of Foreclosed US Homes Falls for the Dandy Warhols Classic "Godless"
1	1 Vote	The Formula for Every Negative Review
1	1 Vote	17 Gaping Plot Holes in Their History in the History of Superman, Told in 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Unique Ingredients That Make Characters Even More Terrified of Voicemail
1	1 Vote	LeBron Is Not a Hymn for Hoodies. It's a Ghost Culture
1	1 Vote	Youâll Have to Worry About This?
1	1 Vote	Early Humans May Have Ripped Off From Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	Two Very Powerful Women in Their Boots Shares
1	1 Vote	WOW: $31 Trillion Should Wake Us Up for Adoption Died in a "Harry Potter" Happy Birthday

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—	1 Vote	This Plane Was Damaged After Flying Through a Keyhole
—	1 Vote	How Could You Want?
—	1 Vote	Can a Not-So-Newbie From Google Take on Relationships
—	1 Vote	This Lucky Charms-Inspired Beer Is Just Fucking Weird
—	1 Vote	8 Famous People Are You More Money to Him
—	1 Vote	The Once-Conservative GOP Has Been "Excommunicated" From Kardashian-Jenner Family!