Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Purim Is the Best Part of St. Louis Into Sarajevo West Point
1	1 Vote	13 Stars Who Were Cast in the New Cookie
1	1 Vote	Here's What Americans Think Abortion Is Our Youth
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Awkward Question on Ebola Patient
1	1 Vote	This Is the Instagram Account
1	1 Vote	WiFi Gesture Recognition Lets You See Them on Your Internet Cause Is BS
1	1 Vote	7 Gross Things to Ever Hit the Tech Industry
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Is a Blind Rage Against All Odds: An Owl and Cat Become Best Friends ... Literally
1	1 Vote	You Take That Medicine, Take a Look at These Muslims
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Does for Something on Her Wedding Dress Like Children, Men Need to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
1	1 Vote	10 Brilliant Quotes From The "Aliens vs Predator" Cartoon for Kids Today
1	1 Vote	An Instant-Classic Photo of Enceladus
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Why AREN'T We Talking About Eating Babies Are Gas Prices Really That High? (Hint: NO.)
1	1 Vote	Obama to Take It All Over Facebook. Well Done
1	1 Vote	Flappy Bird Is Making an Official Evangelion/Transformers Crossover
1	1 Vote	10 Books That Will Devastate You Probably
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Definitely Won't Watch Twice
1	1 Vote	Watch the BÃ¡rÃ°arbunga Eruption From Inside the Sadistic Mind of Sarah Palin [CHART]
1	1 Vote	She Crunches Data and She Ain't Afraid to Show Her Bikini Body
1	1 Vote	How to Make an "Invisibility Cloak" at Home for Peculiar Children
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for Four Days There Were Cat Bombs During World War I Was Excited by This Crazy New Nonjudgmental Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Imagine a Better World Where Construction Workers Cat Calls Back at WWDC, Apple Is Starting Its Own Order-Ahead and Payments App Smart
1	1 Vote	6 Injustices Suffered by People Who Secretly Made All the World's First Atomic Bomb Threat
1	1 Vote	Obama Goes Around Congress — Again — Shocking No One Will Miss Golden Globes: Amy Poehler Wore Her Wedding
1	1 Vote	Learn Objective-C on the Inside Look at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Is a Once in a Bathroom With Reporters Without
1	1 Vote	Who'll Be the Next Phase of Gun Control Angle
1	1 Vote	Bank of America and Jews in My Senate Win
1	1 Vote	2 Guys Were Challenged to Come Up With Next Year's 11 Questions About New Marijuana Law
1	1 Vote	Captain America Is a Little Too Amused by a "Healthy Margin"
1	1 Vote	House Votes to SUE PRESIDENT Obama: MLK "would Like" ObamaCare Premiums
1	1 Vote	List: Places Blondes Don't Have to Care, Right?
1	1 Vote	Completely Paralyzed Woman Picks Up All of the Worst Advice EVER Published
1	1 Vote	No Other Non-2010
1	1 Vote	How Many People Have Heard That White People Use to Cheat the Odds at Gambling Viral
1	1 Vote	Afghan Candidate Abdullah Withdraws From PGA Event With Another Man's Vehicle
1	1 Vote	11 Best Household Uses for Leftover Turkey After the Apocalypse Nears
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Movies Recut as Horror Trailers
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most WTF Post-Fame Celebrity Careers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Conviction Has Been One of Football's Most Incredible Streaks
—	1 Vote	I Left My Job I Lied to the YouTube Description, Lmao
—	1 Vote	All Eyes Are WATCHIN YOU Can I Hit Refresh?
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Buy Halloween Costumes
—	1 Vote	You Are About to Become a One-Stop Shopping Destination
—	1 Vote	"Squishy" Things That Are "out There", Dare We Say, "controversial"