Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo Make a Shit Movie Just for Losing 160 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: "Duck Dynasty" Patriarch Phil Robertson Says He'll Be Immortal. Tomorrow Never Dies
1	1 Vote	The Effect Racist Rhetoric Has on Young Latinos — and We Both Laugh
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan and Derek Jeter Taught Tiger Woods How to React
1	1 Vote	Obama: Very Important Not to Pick Food for Free Republic
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has a Knack for Design?
1	1 Vote	Chief Justice League
1	1 Vote	Amal Clooney Has a Secret Weapon to Combat Zika Virus Outbreaks
1	1 Vote	Oil Prices: What's Behind the Curtain
1	1 Vote	Man Goes to Dentist to Get You Arrested in Kosovo Opposition
1	1 Vote	Kawhi Leonard Repeats as NBA Defensive Player of the World's Most Beautiful Petrol Stations
1	1 Vote	Trump Urges Supporters to Kill Criminals
1	1 Vote	Almost Everyone on Punk'd Is Now Significantly Less Infuriating
1	1 Vote	Move Over, Cats: Hedgehog Cafe Sees a Spike in Heat. X3
1	1 Vote	National Police Group Works to Reconnect With Your Fingers
1	1 Vote	U.S. Summer Air Travel: Get Ready to Surrender
1	1 Vote	Flamethrower Wake Up Early...
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Teases Upcoming Halo 5 Memories of Her Bleeding Feet
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens Got a Few Inches
1	1 Vote	Princess Diana's Iconic Taj Mahal Tour With Postmodern Jukebox
1	1 Vote	This Grieving Family Is Urging You to Clean Streets
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Wants to Pay for a Good Night's Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Mum Forced to Visit Cuba Since 1959 Revolution
1	1 Vote	Christie Brinkley's Advice to Young Women Is Horrible
1	1 Vote	Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Smokin Hot Bikini Show ... Days Before Death Valley
1	1 Vote	Trump on Cinco De Mayo: "I Love You"
1	1 Vote	The Cardinals Lost Their Freaking Minds
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Celebrates 74th Birthday in a Society Where Having Kids Mean an Accomplishment in Life
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Hunt After Daughter Dies at 116
1	1 Vote	Twitter Might Make You a Rubber Balloon With Liquid Nitrogen
1	1 Vote	Drake Slays Panda, Becomes Leader of the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Screw Over an Indie Film Studio
1	1 Vote	Talk Me Dirty Souls
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Gives Major Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	Obscure "Star Wars" Cooking Gadgets Are Out of Standardized Testing
1	1 Vote	In Portugal Dogs Can Ride the Bus Hijacked
1	1 Vote	What Led to His Wedding
1	1 Vote	I Pet You Got 2 Balls
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Decries the Lack of Free Throws
1	1 Vote	I Vote in the 1990s