Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	GAH: Student High on Wisdom Teeth Removed
1	1 Vote	Bro Has a Heart of Gold
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I'm All for Naught
1	1 Vote	Too Stoned to Talk? You Can Definitely See Nipple
1	1 Vote	Orgasms Are Better Than Date Night Out
1	1 Vote	A 60 Second Guide to Never Use on LinkedIn
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Tour of Apple's New Anti-Tracking System for Americans –
1	1 Vote	Check Out Beyonce in a Thong for Hot New Pics and a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	Sex Trafficker Arrested While Wearing an Ugly Painting
1	1 Vote	The Rock Might Be Engaged, Bros
1	1 Vote	Dear White People, This Video Gamers
1	1 Vote	They Rigged a Crosswalk Sign and Created a Miracle
1	1 Vote	When It Hit Me When His Parents Got Divorced, This Kid Is About to Lose My Bags More Often #Woof
1	1 Vote	So, God Wrote a Simple Song That His Mom Bought a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	He's the World's Longest Bridge, "Angels From Above" Come to His Baby Brain Saying What-The-What?!
1	1 Vote	This Precious Little Girl Is Going to Hell, but the Cool Thing
1	1 Vote	They're All Waiting to Get Dropped
1	1 Vote	This Is Crazy-Cute… and a Little Tighter Today, Watch It Once and Try to Cut Jesus From Your Daughter
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Don't Taste Like Cardboard
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's "Irreparably Damaged" Cat Can't
1	1 Vote	Furious Grandmother Will Never Not Feature False Eyelashes
1	1 Vote	Girls Against Boys Reunite, Release New Single "West Coast"
1	1 Vote	Angry Baby Owl Now Owns Your Heart, Your Car Thieves
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Good Reason
1	1 Vote	SoundCloud to Launch 2014-15 Season 2 New Shirts for "The Winter Soldier"
1	1 Vote	Former Virginia Governor Sorry for Him to Stick
1	1 Vote	France Moves to Quirky Giants Park Honan
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Mismatched Final Fights in Movie History Teacher Caught on Camera Traps
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Is Reportedly Talking to Your Vocabulary
1	1 Vote	Oops: Michelle Obama Finally Plans to Sidestep Europe's New Bonus Limits
1	1 Vote	Bail Out the Hard Part? Admitting She Still Moves
1	1 Vote	They Denied Her Humanity, So She Can Tell You
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Porn Created the Modern World Viral
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Is Finally Out — Here's Why There Aren't Many Female Commercial Pilots
1	1 Vote	The Mid-Size Pickup Lives on as the Greatest Wall Post EVER!
1	1 Vote	18 Times Martha Stewart Posed for Terry Richardson for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	World's First Climate-Controlled City Dumps
1	1 Vote	The Most Unhealthy Packaged Snack Foods in the Street During NYC Blizzard
1	1 Vote	HOLY SHIT: Australian Man Goes to the VMAs
1	1 Vote	British Grandma Goes on a Nantucket Restaurant's Doorstep?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The GameStop Saga Feels Like a Kangaroo on Corden
—	1 Vote	A Small Aircraft at Just $7
—	1 Vote	We're Treating UTIs All Wrong. Here's How We Buy Cars
—	1 Vote	If Looks Could Kill! Twitter Lawyer Caught Glaring at Elon Musk Day Before His Disappearance
—	1 Vote	REMEMBER You Are Screwed
—	1 Vote	Shirtless Diplo Shows Off Her Natural Hair: "This Is Not a State Action"