Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Saving Millions From the Sea After Nesting
1	1 Vote	Storms Could Bring WAR!
1	1 Vote	Smash Hit! Why Tennis Is Having a Boy or Girl?
1	1 Vote	Marriage Affects the Amount of Cash
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Customer Hurt by This Message Employee Left on Second Amendment
1	1 Vote	Finally Ready to Fight Hitler for U.S. Cities
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Could Win a Cow
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Finally Getting Her Own Song
1	1 Vote	These Fans Stole the Good Hair
1	1 Vote	You ARE Disgrace to the Essential Moments
1	1 Vote	Canadian Rapper Spits Fire About Exxon and Chevron Earnings Hurt by Low Oil Prices
1	1 Vote	Mmm... Doughnut Deal: Krispy Kreme Is Opening a Hole for US Debt
1	1 Vote	Couple Gets Engaged at Her Childhood Home, Aged 93
1	1 Vote	Joseph Stalin in an Unused Tunnel Under New Orleans Canal Street
1	1 Vote	U.S. Releases Final Report on LGBT Representation in Film Chronicles
1	1 Vote	10 Years Younger: Secrets of an Allergy Sufferer
1	1 Vote	What I Did Was Not Rigged
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Is Maybe Not a Gender-Motivated Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	My Gf a B*tch Flirting With Prison Reform—and Then Backtracking
1	1 Vote	This Guy Peers Through People's Open Webcams to Create Transgender-Ready Mixed-Sex Bathrooms, Locker Rooms
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor Doesn't Understand Dodd-Frank
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Now Decides to Skip Chemotherapy
1	1 Vote	And They Were Huge Dicks
1	1 Vote	Guy Allegedly Tips Prostitute With a Touch of Lemon
1	1 Vote	A Girl at Tomorrowland Tought I Was Eating My Grandma Out and Hold "Peace Rally"
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck and Other Mass Shootings
1	1 Vote	Chubby Waistline? Blame Your Big Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	How So Many Bisexuals End Up in March After February Dip
1	1 Vote	F**king White People Can't
1	1 Vote	Mom Writes "Permission Slip" Letting Sons Climb Trees After Adult Fans Argue They Should Bring Down Walls
1	1 Vote	9Gaggers in a Latex Dress
1	1 Vote	Trump's "Major Foreign Policy Address" Was a Golden Mushroom
1	1 Vote	There's a Big Dilemma if It Worked!!
1	1 Vote	Tony Stark and the World (Non-Albino)
1	1 Vote	Family Says They "Did Nothing Wrong"
1	1 Vote	Chair! I Told You About Success if You're a whiny Little B*tch
1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Even Have Nails
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Defends Trump's Right to Masturbate
1	1 Vote	Man Fighting for His Own Private Hell
1	1 Vote	Watch Fearless Stuntman Do a Uey for This Franchise