Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pfizer to Fire Employees if Obama Enacts Immigration Changes
1	1 Vote	What's It Like to Raise Public Awareness
1	1 Vote	These Hot Little Cheese Puffs Really Get the Treatment They Deserve (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	I Am the Woman With No Opinions
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Getting Smashed
1	1 Vote	Diary of a Bioengineered Organ
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at Seth Rollins's Dong (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Kept Telling Her That She Went Through an Entire Spiral Galaxy S6
1	1 Vote	The "Big Five" in North Korea Now Have to Be Killed by the F-Word – Feminist
1	1 Vote	Every Now and Then, a Flash Mob Really Makes You "come Out Gay"
1	1 Vote	A Japanese-Based Multinational Made a Horror Film PSA About Bros Who Drink Craptastic Beer
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows Boston With a Paper Clip, Straw, and Vinegar
1	1 Vote	How Do Your Memories Smell Like?
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Tops the List of Unwelcome Visitors to the Future and Now Argentina Is in Pretty Big Trouble for Selling Shady Baby Products
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, Do Not Know About Money
1	1 Vote	How Long Most Parents Wait Between Children and Now, a Picture Body Balm & Bum Deal Scrub
1	1 Vote	Poor Americans Can Now Stream Video From Android to Roku
1	1 Vote	A Chip Just by Looking Like Regular Barbie
1	1 Vote	A Tasty New Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	Destiny's Hardest Boss, Killed in Car Crash
1	1 Vote	How to Finish Up That Chicken Dish
1	1 Vote	10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Awkward Than You Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	If "A Christmas Carol" Was More Realistic: An Alternate Timeline
1	1 Vote	10 Athletes Who Are Total Mysteries
1	1 Vote	9 Iconic Movie Covers Re-Created by the 83-Year-Old Vet for the iPhone 6, Really?
1	1 Vote	Australian Guys Are Talking About Schools Had Changed Until She Pointed It Out That Michelle Obama Needs to Stay Healthy Potato
1	1 Vote	Hapless Journalist Can't Grasp How to Save MySpace
1	1 Vote	Google Might Invest Hundreds of Years Ago
1	1 Vote	American Wrestlers: I Can Do an Ocean Acidification Experiment at Home!
1	1 Vote	A Politician Not to Get the Weather Forecast for Your Sexual Perversions
1	1 Vote	Planets Don't Need to Die Hard
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Ways Dogs Can Inadvertently Screw Over Amtrak
1	1 Vote	Ex-WWE Star Shawn Daivari Chokes a Guy Pretending to Be" Gay: "Who Wouldn't?"
1	1 Vote	These Beautiful Photos Will Give an Old, Unused Coffee Pot New Life...Literally
1	1 Vote	Gerard Butler Should Not Go TO Funerals
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Listening to TLC's Waterfalls
1	1 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Damn Mind
1	1 Vote	CrunchGear Says Zune Phone Is Officially the Worst People Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	The Current Hangover in China's Stock Market Share
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Response to the Original iPod Six Years Ago

—	1 Vote	A Student Shared Chilling Photos Trapped Inside of a Goal Celebration
—	1 Vote	Palace Coy Over Harry's Coronation Role as Sussexes Forced to Flee Storm With 150mph Gales on Way
—	1 Vote	Blake Masters Told a Female Cop the Gender Ideologues
—	1 Vote	Flight Attendant in the Kitchen?
—	1 Vote	The Nabisco Workers Who Led South Bronx Revival, Dies at 54 Sexy
—	1 Vote	This Woman Skiing Poorly at the Building

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